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So what's the real reason for the pope's resignation? we know he can be kept alive and healthy using the juices of young boys.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 11:51 |
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| # ? May 20, 2013 15:22 |
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He is stepping down to step up to his mantle of sith lord
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 11:55 |
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Another Person posted:He is stepping down to step up to his mantle of sith lord Surely he could do both jobs part time or something?
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 12:09 |
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Nah pope is a very demanding task, lots of illuminati meetings and poo poo. gotta prioritize, he only wants sick hand lightning not armies of people praying to him and touching his hands
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 12:18 |
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It's because...         ...I think this speaks for itself.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 15:01 |
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Wow, heh. Seems like there is some real unphoto choped proof someone forgot to upload.     i Couldnt get any bigger pictures because  ,but as you can see the pop eis re signing becase he is a tired odl man
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 17:29 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:
jedi sonuded better man
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 18:48 |
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I heard he was depressed over his autobiography being censored due to all the years he claimed to be a "space marine".
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 18:59 |
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So this will be the first time in centuries when there will be two popes alive at the same time? The old pope and the new pope? "Always two there are, the master and the apprentice."
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 19:02 |
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Obviously it's Antichrist stuff. Obviously. Obama 666.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 19:02 |
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Hex Vision posted:So this will be the first time in centuries when there will be two popes alive at the same time? The old pope and the new pope? There has been quite a few Antipopes, just ask France!
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 19:19 |
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^^^ You mean... You mean there have been several antipopes in France in under a century?  So the French government is planting secret antipopes in response to the suddenly doubling number of regular popes?? Truly, this is the paranormal/conspiracy forum!
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 19:38 |
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Sarkozy used his papal infallibility to declare Quebec as heretic french hipsters and absolving "true french speakers" from wrong doings done by Quebecois in their tongue. Pope Jean Reno excommunicated Gérard Depardieu for an embarrassing unchristian-like DUI while on a scooter. Perhaps if he was in a car or something manlier his path to heaven wouldn't have been revoked?
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 20:02 |
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Another Person posted:Nah pope is a very demanding task, lots of illuminati meetings and poo poo. gotta prioritize, he only wants sick hand lightning not armies of people praying to him and touching his hands I don't buy this. I happen to know a few Sith Lords and all they do is sit around all day in meditation chambers whilst their Grand Moffs do all the work. Sith Lord is totally a part time job. My guess is that Benedict is resigning so that he can transplant his intelligence into an AI, and he could then have that AI remotely control a very human looking android which he could then become pope again, but this time for forever as he's a robot so he can't die. He would just go strait into the robot however such technology doesn't quite exist yet so he needs to he housed in a server room. That being said, the top researchers at Majestic-XII are working on the tech to just go straight from brain to robot without needing to be stored on the cloud-server and should have the technology ready for the time when Obama tries to do the same thing.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 20:31 |
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poo poo
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 20:56 |
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It seems the doctrine of papal infallibility cannot be reconciled with being a failfag!!! EPIC random fail! FTL  . :fail:Click here to submit this to FAILblog
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 21:20 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I don't buy this. I happen to know a few Sith Lords and all they do is sit around all day in meditation chambers whilst their Grand Moffs do all the work. Sith Lord is totally a part time job. I never said Sith was taxing, I said pope was taxing
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 21:34 |
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he resigned because the vatican has finally finished their time machine and he just can't wait to get back to "the good old days"
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 00:30 |
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I believe the best movement at this juncture would be to appoint Christopher Dorner to the papacy in absentia and wait for his arrival to the Holy See.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 04:51 |
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The prophecy of the popes states that the next pope will bring about the destruction of Rome. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes Benedict is trying to bring this about early, as he is an agent of the devil
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 07:27 |
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Vigilance posted:The prophecy of the popes states that the next pope will bring about the destruction of Rome. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes I'd want to have a front row seat for the end of the world too. We, the living, will also be able to sit back and watch the fireworks.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 21:52 |
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Honestly I can't believe how blind some of you guys are. Open your eyes. Pope backwards is E-P-O-P. Don't see where I'm going with this?... Ok let me spell it out for you. Exodus Proverbs cOrinthians Peter Still not connecting the dots? In exodus 1 there is a passage, "The descendants of Jacob numbered seventy in all; Joseph was already in Egypt." In Proverbs book 5, "For the lips of the adulterous woman drip honey" In Corinthians, "Therefore, if what I eat causes my brother or sister to fall into sin, I will never eat meat again, so that I will not cause them to fall." In Peter "Offer hospitality to one another without grumbling." Type seventy drip meat grumbling into google. Go ahead. The answer is in plain sight. The first result is thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2010/02/drip-beef-two-ways/ . For those of you who have never picked up a book in your loving life might have missed the significance of this, and I'm not going to baby you like society has.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 23:40 |
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Ralp posted:It seems the doctrine of papal infallibility cannot be reconciled with being a failfag!!! EPIC random fail! FTL This is fail, but so win.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 23:53 |
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It's a bullshit because when you're pope you ride for life but apparently old eggs benedict isn't up for the challenge. Plus he's a nazi
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 00:22 |
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He was about to post dick pics to twitter when some aid said "Oh poo poo!".
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 00:56 |
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This is the best news. How long did the 49'ers resign him for? Dude is the best fullback in the league today.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 02:33 |
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| # ? May 20, 2013 15:22 |
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No one has used the papal retirement fund in centuries, Ratzinger is going to raid it for money. Don't be surprised if you see him rocking a new Ferrari soon.
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