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Feh, this is just Tapper with updated graphics. 
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coldpudding posted:
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I think I'm done with this thread now ugh I feel so dirty
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Francis Baconator posted:You forgot to mention this requires Steam. Now that's Hell. No, hell is combining Starforce, UPlay, GFWL and Securom.
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I want this to be a real thing.
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No one wants to play this game
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Sepist posted:No one wants to play this game
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Sepist posted:No one wants to play this game QWOP meets Call of Duty meets Phoenix Wright. I'd buy it on launch day.
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Francis Baconator posted:Well, yeah. The multiplayer sucks because everyone starts with a handicap. It also costs an arm and a leg, and to add insult to injury, it doesn’t run well on my machine.
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 Count the votes, and influence how people vote. Now you too can rig elections, just like Baquack Obamailure. 
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The actual game was a good candidate for Worst Simulator
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   I tried really hard to figure out a way to make that last one safe for work. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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| # ? Feb 21, 2013 20:53 |
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It's been done.
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Alcholism Rocks posted:
The technical term is called 'sounding'. To someone who isn't on SA or interested in sounding to begin with, it would be meaningless.
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The Whole Internet posted:The technical term is called 'sounding'. To someone who isn't on SA or interested in sounding to begin with, it would be meaningless. I was trying to make the worst simulator game. And that is also why I didn't use the technical term. Alcholism Rocks fucked around with this message at Feb 21, 2013 around 21:50 |
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The worst simulator game already exists: Penn & Teller made a video game back in the 90's, part of it was a minigame where you drove a bus from Tuscon to Las Vegas, which takes about 8 hours, in real time, and can not be paused. It's boring, has horrible graphics, and nothing happens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penn_%...rors#Desert_Bus
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Bow TIE Fighter posted:The worst simulator game already exists: Penn & Teller made a video game back in the 90's, part of it was a minigame where you drove a bus from Tuscon to Las Vegas, which takes about 8 hours, in real time, and can not be paused. It's boring, has horrible graphics, and nothing happens. The bus drifts from side to side, you can honk the horn
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tater_salad posted:The bus drifts from side to side, you can honk the horn A bug hits the windshield. mr.capps fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2013 around 02:29 |
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mr.capps posted:A bug hits the windshield. And it's got an actual day/night cycle, which wasn't something you'd see often around those times.
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 Actually, I think this would be the best simulator game. Close-quarters Jetliner Air Combat: War in the sky with wings and landing gear! Hopefully that's correct German, I've only studied for a few months. Edit: And indeed my German was bad! But I learned a new word, too. Thanks for the correction. (In my defense the bottom part was a typo.) I Appreciate You fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2013 around 14:07 |
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I Appreciate You posted:
Uhhhhh... I have bad news for you. Passagierflugzeug Luftnahkampf: Luftkrieg mit Flügeln und Fahrwerk
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there is also this German Police Simulator and it's just as terrible as it sounds
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Teron D Amun posted:there is also this German Police Simulator and it's just as terrible as it sounds This looks like the greatest power trip simulator ever, although maybe my lack of German just makes it seem that way and there are valid in-game reasons for gunning down those people and pepper spraying an old woman.
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jalopybrown posted:This looks like the greatest power trip simulator ever, although maybe my lack of German just makes it seem that way and there are valid in-game reasons for gunning down those people and pepper spraying an old woman. The people you gun down in this game are foreigners (and possibly Jewish), and the old woman is a gypsy.  "There is no police brutality in Germany." "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Über alles in der Welt!" Alcholism Rocks fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2013 around 17:27 |
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Unskilled Labour posted:No, hell is combining Starforce, UPlay, GFWL and Securom.
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Alcholism Rocks posted:"Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, 
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A Buttery Pastry posted:I feel the need to point out that "Germany, Germany above all" is not about Germany being above other countries, it's about how the people of the many states that would become Germany should cast aside the petty statelet identities supported by reactionary rulers and join together as Germans in their love of simulator games. Ha, now we just need an "Arab Spring" simulator where you 'post' on social media until the dictators are deposed.  The mobile app already exists but it doesn't seem very authentic.
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I'm sorry to nitpick on this guys, but Rosenbauer is actually a manufacturer of firefighting vehicles, and the reason they are sometimes mentioned on the game box is because they have approved the usage of some of their vehicle models in the firefighting simulators. They are not a game developer or a game publisher themselves. Otherwise, nice work. And yes, German-speaking Europe have some weird enthusiasts. These games actually sell like hotcakes down there. I think there's something in the Danube water.
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Laputanmachine posted:I'm sorry to nitpick on this guys, but Rosenbauer is actually a manufacturer of firefighting vehicles, and the reason they are sometimes mentioned on the game box is because they have approved the usage of some of their vehicle models in the firefighting simulators. They are not a game developer or a game publisher themselves. Little known fact is that they're also a dildo manufacturer. 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Ha, now we just need an "Arab Spring" simulator where you 'post' on social media until the dictators are deposed.
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Yabanjin fucked around with this message at Feb 23, 2013 around 14:19 |
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The last two are great, Fritzl's surprise sex Cave Simulator  how about this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes (as a Cooking Mama spinoff)?
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I really hope I'm not the only person bummed that those police simulators put out by the farm sim guys aren't actually just open world versions of SWAT 4 with generated missions. This is bumming me to the god drat max, a max so hard I can't even get rid of it by trucking all night long in Euro trucker.
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