Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«8 »
  • Post
  • Reply
Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007


Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;


Nutsngum posted:

If they are like Australia, their emergency services wont be covered under their health system. Ours only costs $60 a year or is included with private health cover. An ambulance ride here is like 800 bucks if you arent covered.

The NHS is free at the point of need, ambulance rides aren't charged at all.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

Duck. Duck. Psyduck.

Wouldn't be surprised if this guy tripped and fell onto something sharp in an alleyway trying not to drop his fish and chips, and then made up the entire story.

Cpt.Wacky
Apr 17, 2005


Yuncemil posted:

That looks like lovely fish and chips. If I still lived in the UK, I would get a picture of what proper fish and chips looks like. None of this "shaped fillets" bullshit. They should just debone the fish and fry it. YES IT SHOULD BE OVER A FOOT LONG. Also, someone appears to have eaten 80% of the chips in this picture already. Finally, the newsprint paper is stupid.

I haven't have good fish and chips in London yet. I suspect that anywhere "touristy" will be fairly poor quality. If I headed towards the residential areas, I bet there would be good fish and chips. Fish and chips. Fish and chips. FISH AND CHIPS.


I am pleased this thread (d)evolved into a fish and chips thread.

How would you rate this one?

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

quote posted:

Wisbech attackers 'fought off by landlord holding chips'


A pub landlord trained in martial arts has said he fought off four attackers without dropping his fish and chips.

John Wood, 37, said he was stabbed with a screwdriver while walking back to his car from Frank's fish and chip shop in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire.

Mr Wood, who runs a pub in Marshland St James in Norfolk, said he "disabled" two men by kicking them in the knees.

He said by coincidence his fiancee texted him while the robbery was happening, urging him to be careful.

Mr Wood, who learned the Japanese art of Aikido as a teenager, said he was approached by four young men on Thursday as he walked down an alleyway close to Lynn Road at about 21:00 BST.

Not pictured is the wire service source: Dave down the pub, who knows this happened for definite.

Cpt.Wacky posted:

How would you rate this one?



4/10, chips and fish aren't soaked in fat, fish looks overcooked, there aren't more chips present than you know what to do with and they have a fancy plate with lemons rather than newspaper or fish shop paper.

Limp Wristed Limey
Sep 7, 2010

Bitcoins are the path to freedom.


Gatts posted:

Good fish and chips are pretty loving awesome.



What the hell is this crap. Shaped fillets and french fries!!!!! Anyone from blighty would be offended at such paltry offerings. The fish should be as long as your forearm and served with thick greasy chips.

Mustek
Nov 26, 2000


And he didn't even throw chip.

Angela Christine
Oct 4, 2008

LIL CUTIES


Neptr posted:

Can someone explain to me, a Yankee who has to pay hundreds of dollars for a ride in an ambulance, why one would turn down an excuse for a free bus ride and drive himself to the hospital?

The ambulance won't drive you home after. When he was released he'd have to wait for his wife to drive out and pick him up or take public transit.

illiniguy01
Feb 19, 2011

Sweat, Ubu. Sweat. Good paranoid schizophrenic.


This dude is badass. I want to learn the martial arts that makes your attackers barely miss your vital organs, because that is totally skill and not luck.

Tibor
Apr 29, 2009


Neptr posted:

Can someone explain to me, a Yankee who has to pay hundreds of dollars for a ride in an ambulance, why one would turn down an excuse for a free bus ride and drive himself to the hospital?

This has been answered a few times but it's also the case that if you're reasonably well and can get to hospital safely you wouldn't want to waste the resources an ambulance has to offer to seriously ill people nearby by using it when it's not necessary. The vast majority of people who go to A&E drive, get lifts or take taxis to get there, despite ambulances being free.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005
PLEASE DON'T POST

I'm amazed at how difficult it is to find proper fish & chips pictures. I guess Google doesn't know everything, after all.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-71soucQZO...00/101_1166.JPG

This one loses points for the Styrofoam box, plastic fork and idiotic wedge of lemon (instead of, say, a pickled onion as big as your fist), but it's still better than that thing that got posted at the top of Page 2.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l...drbtbo1_500.jpg

See, if only this one didn't have a sausage in batter instead of fish, it'd be perfect. Not that there's anything wrong with a sausage in batter, mind.

Egg in soup
Nov 29, 2006

Yeah, up yours.

The best fish and chips are found in South Yorkshire where they are eaten for every meal except breakfast ( which is typically a pork pie ). The meal was first created here in the early 1970's as a convenient way for miners to provide food and heating after the pits were closed, a typical serving supplies enough calories to feed a family of four for an entire day and the fat soaked wrappers are usually burnt in bins to provide heat.

The one handed brawling technique was actually invented in Barnsley where putting anything down for more than a few seconds is considered foolish. It's now taught in local schools to all children of fighting age ( 5+ ) and it's common to see the streets lined with passed out drunks still clutching on to their chips/kebab/Special Brew ready to be consumed the next morning.

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me

Where can I get real fish and chips in the San Francisco bay area?

Iniluki
Mar 30, 2003

Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!

Egg in soup posted:

The best fish and chips are found in South Yorkshire where they are eaten for every meal except breakfast ( which is typically a pork pie ).

I think you'll find the best fish and chips are found in Lancashire. Everything looks better in red, you inbred yokel from the wrong side of the Pennines.

404notfound posted:

Where can I get real fish and chips in the San Francisco bay area?

Lancashire.

Private Eye
Jul 12, 2010

Don't be so bloody gay, Cambo

As a Grimbarian I feel qualified to laugh at all the fish and chips pictures in this thread.

I don't actually like fish. I have to make do with battered jumbo sausage at the chippy .

Iniluki
Mar 30, 2003

Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!

Private Eye posted:

As a Grimbarian I feel qualified to laugh at all the fish and chips pictures in this thread.

I don't actually like fish. I have to make do with battered jumbo sausage at the chippy .

Do you lot not have babby's heads (steak and kidney puddings) in your chippies? If not its just more proof of the superiority of Lancashire chippies.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011



Nutsngum posted:

If they are like Australia, their emergency services wont be covered under their health system. Ours only costs $60 a year or is included with private health cover. An ambulance ride here is like 800 bucks if you arent covered.

Its recommended not to call an Ambulance unless you are literally dying, there's hundreds of adverts telling you so, since people treat them like free taxis.
They are free by the way, NHS.

EDIT: Didn't see this answered a few times above.

Iniluki
Mar 30, 2003

Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!

Judge Tesla posted:

Its recommended not to call an Ambulance unless you are literally dying, there's hundreds of adverts telling you so, since people treat them like free taxis.
They are free by the way, NHS.

What I find quite strange is that people know we have the NHS and that it's free. But can't mentally adjust to the fact by saying we must have to pay for things like ambulance rides. Or we have to have a private medical plan. It's free and awesome. Revel in the Socialism.

It's all free, except Dental care. Because the Dentists could realised they could earn more money if they went private, leading to a shortage of NHS dentists. Which lead to whichever government (I'll blame Maggie) allowing them to charge for procedures on the NHS. I think the only thing that's totally free on the NHS now children's dental care.

Reciprocator
Jun 26, 2002

You're not taking drugs are you? I only ask because there is a zero-tolerance policy on the island, and I wouldn't want you to have to punch yourself in the face.

No such thing as "good" fish, which is why I always get a cornish pasty and chips instead.

Limp Wristed Limey
Sep 7, 2010

Bitcoins are the path to freedom.


Iniluki posted:

Lancashire.

Best thing to come out of Lancashire is the road into Yorkshire.

Echoing that South Yorkshire is the best place for fish and chips. When me Dad would come home from a hard day at t'pit we would huddle round next to the fire and eat the fish and chips as it was our only meal for the day. Things were different back then though, the fish were as big as a whippet and the chips were the size of spuds. Those were simpler, happier times.

Egg in soup
Nov 29, 2006

Yeah, up yours.

Iniluki posted:

I think you'll find the best fish and chips are found in Lancashire. Everything looks better in red, you inbred yokel from the wrong side of the Pennines.


Al feyt thi one handed, bag o chips int other.

Iniluki
Mar 30, 2003

Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!

Limp Wristed Limey posted:

Best thing to come out of Lancashire is the road into Yorkshire.

That insult is so old it dates back to the time Yorkshire was relevant.

Egg in soup posted:

Al feyt thi one handed, bag o chips int other.

Ah'll tek a bit o' thi 'ome in me pocket.

Iniluki fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2013 around 10:03

Limp Wristed Limey
Sep 7, 2010

Bitcoins are the path to freedom.


Iniluki posted:

That insult is so old it dates back to the time Yorkshire was relevant.

Everytime I see the Yorkshire sign on the M62 I tear up because of the realisation that I no longer have to be around such filthy, degenerate scum that inhabits your decrepit county.
Yorkshire is Gods country. Name one place in Lancashire that could rival the majesty of Barnsley, Bradford or Rotherham.

Iniluki
Mar 30, 2003

Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!

Limp Wristed Limey posted:

Everytime I see the Yorkshire sign on the M62 I tear up because of the realisation that I no longer have to be around such filthy, degenerate scum that inhabits your decrepit county.
Yorkshire is Gods country. Name one place in Lancashire that could rival the majesty of Barnsley, Bradford or Rotherham.

Bolton

Octy
Apr 1, 2010



I could go for fish and chips right now. If only there was a delivery service to make up for the lack of a shop near me.

Limp Wristed Limey
Sep 7, 2010

Bitcoins are the path to freedom.


The home of Vernon Kay!!!! NK should have done their nuke test there instead, that would have atoned for the hellspawn it generated.

Iniluki
Mar 30, 2003

Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!

Technically he's from Horwich, but I still agree with you unfortunately.

d3c0y2
Sep 29, 2009


As a scouser who's family come from Bradford, the Lancashire Yorkshire rivalry always entertains.

Yorkshire does have the best fish and chips though, whenever I go over to visit family I get myself a big filthy pile of fish and chips.

Iniluki
Mar 30, 2003

Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!

d3c0y2 posted:

As a scouser who's family come from Bradford, the Lancashire Yorkshire rivalry always entertains.

Yorkshire does have the best fish and chips though, whenever I go over to visit family I get myself a big filthy pile of fish and chips.

Traitorous woolyback. Get ye sen t'Blackpool.

Egg in soup
Nov 29, 2006

Yeah, up yours.

Yorkshire also has the best chippy names:

The CodFather
Battersea Cod's Home
In Cod We Serve
Oh My Cod
Codrephenia
Mister Chips
New Cod on the Block

Your move, Lancashire.

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

Wait, so, there is absolutely no proof of a single thing this man said? A single screwdriver-inflicted wound is literally the only thing corroborating the entire story?

Goddamn. Well then, I just fought off an entire gang of street toughs, suffering only minor brain damage from their vicious attacks. AND I HAVE THIS lovely-rear end POST TO PROVE IT.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

404notfound posted:

Where can I get real fish and chips in the San Francisco bay area?

Having lived in the UK, I have to say that 'real' fish and chips really isn't that big a deal, let alone fretting if you're getting the 'authentic' stuff. It's carnival junkfood, essentially. (As is most fast food.) I could see getting worked up over getting authentic New York pizza or something, but fish & chips is pretty bottom of the barrel; it's usually very cheaply made as a matter of course. (Which means anyone can make it at home, including yourself.)

Just get some fried fish and fries from a diner. Or make some yourself. The differences between it and the UK are just acquired regional subtleties - such as using vinegar on the chips. Or particular types of fish. (Much of which is ruined by overdone frying techniques used in making it.) There's an acquired taste aspect to some of it compared to what you might be used to with fries and fried food in the US.

I'm not trying to disparage UK fish & chip lovers here, but I'm just saying that it's not that big a deal. It's a pretty mundane thing, really. I would be saying the same thing about a lot of junkfood.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2013 around 11:35

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese Bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

People in England arguing about the best fish and chips need to get their heads out of the asses and look north:

http://www.anstrutherfishbar.co.uk/

Actually, to be honest, I don't think they're very good, but maybe it's just been off the few times I've been. Also, the best fish and chips is actually from Victory Fish and Chips in Chilliwack, outside of Vancouver, British Columbia. Also the best fish is Halibut.

Egg in soup
Nov 29, 2006

Yeah, up yours.

Spacedad posted:

Having lived in the UK, I have to say that 'real' fish and chips really isn't that big a deal, let alone fretting if you're getting the 'authentic' stuff. It's carnival junkfood, essentially. (As is most fast food.) I could see getting worked up over getting authentic New York pizza or something, but fish & chips is pretty bottom of the barrel; it's usually very cheaply made as a matter of course. (Which means anyone can make it at home, including yourself.)

Just get some fried fish and fries from a diner. Or make some yourself. The differences between it and the UK are just acquired regional subtleties - such as using vinegar on the chips. Or particular types of fish.

I'm not trying to disparage UK fish & chip lovers here, but I'm just saying that it's not that big a deal. It's a pretty mundane thing, really. I would be saying the same thing about a lot of junkfood.

Someone hasn't eaten real fish and chips.

I agree that it's not that big a deal, a lot of chip shops do a pretty bad job of it really but good fish and chips isn't something that's easily made at home and real chips are nothing like fries.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Egg in soup posted:

Someone hasn't eaten real fish and chips.

I most definitely have. I've had some good ones and bad ones. They're fun to eat but the dish itself is pretty much just fairground food. You're not missing out on a mind-blowing experience if you have good quality fries with good quality fried fish in the US instead.

quote:

I agree that it's not that big a deal, a lot of chip shops do a pretty bad job of it really but good fish and chips isn't something that's easily made at home and

High quality anything is not something that's easily made at home without practice and experience - but fish & chips is one of those dishes that's very easily made by anyone given its simplicity. If you want to make really good fish and chips, start practicing. Fortunately the bar to entry and making 'decent' F&C at home is pretty low.

quote:

real chips are nothing like fries.

They're generally just thicker cut than typical french fries and that's it. Some places season them specially.


F&C is just one of those cultural 'things' - it's less of a big deal than people think it might be. It's just a popular very cheaply made takeaway junkfood item.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2013 around 11:51

Iniluki
Mar 30, 2003

Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!

Spacedad posted:

I most definitely have. I've had some good ones and bad ones. They're fun to eat but the dish itself is pretty much just fairground food.

Where? London? London does not count as England. They think England stops at Watford gap, and so do we. Only we've got it the right way round.

Spacedad posted:

They're generally just thicker cut than typical french fries and that's it. Some places season them specially.

They should be at least as long as your palm and about 1cm square. And fried in lard.

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese Bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Spacedad posted:

F&C is just one of those cultural 'things' - it's less of a big deal than people think it might be. It's just a popular very cheaply made takeaway junkfood item.

What food doesn't fit into this category though? You can get cheap, junky forms of anything. I'll grant that some cultural staples have a bit more involved, like making dough or whatnot, and that some perhaps have more that you can do with it, like steak, but in the end, you can say of almost anything (barring fois gras or something) that 'it's just 'x' item prepared 'y' way', and the bar for entry is going to be pretty low, provided you have a kitchen and some money. It's all in how the item is prepared, and I think you'll get a lot of people arguing with you that you can prepare Fish and Chips quite exceptionally, and that when it's done so, it's quite damned good.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Iniluki posted:

Where? London? London does not count as England. They think England stops at Watford gap, and so do we. Only we've got it the right way round.

Pretty much all over, including the north. Scotland seemed to be generally better at not over-frying the fish. Most of the places I got it from seemed to basically nuke the poor critters. This is kind of to be expected with fast food in general though...

quote:

They should be at least as long as your palm and about 1cm square. And fried in lard.

Wasn't aware there were any special 'official' rules, since they seemed to vary drastically in size from place to place when I was in the UK. Sometimes they'd be really thin, and other times they'd be fried in vegetable oil.

Limp Wristed Limey
Sep 7, 2010

Bitcoins are the path to freedom.


Spacedad posted:

I most definitely have. I've had some good ones and bad ones. They're fun to eat but the dish itself is pretty much just fairground food. You're not missing out on a mind-blowing experience if you have good quality fries with good quality fried fish in the US instead.

Fairground food!!!! My dad died getting us some fish and chips! We buried it with him.

Sounds like you had those limp offerings from those soft southern ponces.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Limp Wristed Limey posted:

Fairground food!!!! My dad died getting us some fish and chips! We buried it with him.

High calorie deep-fried fast-foodstuff is basically fairground food, yes. Fairground food is also fun to eat - it's also fun to share with family members. So don't take it as an insult. I shared fish and chips with my family members numerous times when I was in the UK.

quote:

Sounds like you had those limp offerings from those soft southern ponces.

I didn't say I didn't enjoy the good F&C I had, just that it's not that big a deal and a US guy won't be missing out on anything other than local taste differences.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007
Eloquent as fuck!

Spacedad posted:

Having lived in the UK, I have to say that 'real' fish and chips really isn't that big a deal, let alone fretting if you're getting the 'authentic' stuff. It's carnival junkfood, essentially. (As is most fast food.) I could see getting worked up over getting authentic New York pizza or something

I agree with most of your post (as an english person) though it does seem a bit bizzare to go "Theres nothing special about a country's cultural food. MY country's cultural food however...

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«8 »