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Which will you pick?
This poll is closed.
Acheron 111 7.37%
Alecto 17 1.13%
Cerberus 256 16.99%
Erebus 98 6.50%
Eurydice 51 3.38%
Heracles 18 1.19%
Hypnos 82 5.44%
Lethe 59 3.92%
Obol 42 2.79%
Orpheus 106 7.03%
Persephone 149 9.89%
Styx 264 17.52%
Sexteroid 135 8.96%
Impastabowl 119 7.90%
Total: 1507 votes
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Call Now
Jun 1, 2012
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I voted for Alecto and Lethe, don't know what those are but they sound cool.

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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010


James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Voted for Orpheus and Eurydice because that is the best Greek myth.

SafetyTrain
Nov 26, 2012


Voted for Hypnos, because it's also the name of a HP Lovecraft short story and space needs more Cthulhu.

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013
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Came to post that (voted Orpheus/Eurydice, even if they won't win). Persephone would also rock dark space.

Mulefisk
Sep 24, 2007

I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT CITIES


Sad it's not an open poll. I wonder what 4chan would have done with this.

I'm sure some of you remember this:

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005

by T. Finninho


I voted for the two rivers, and since there are five in total you can add the last three for more moons or bad rear end craters/features on anything else in the system of merit.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style


Why are we wasting all these badass names on lovely little lumps of ice a few K across?

We are discovering amazing extra-solar worlds that surely should be getting first dibs on the Greek God names, not some retarded space iceberg orbiting something that's not even big enough to be a planet.

bagshotrow
Apr 23, 2011


Kurtofan posted:


Voted for Cerberus.

I was honestly going to suggest Sovereign. Until we know there's not a mass effect relay inside pluto we need to do all we can to appease our reaper overlords.

Don't name one of the moons Styx unless you're willing to name the other one Kansas or Foreigner. Speaking of which, I bet you could get cartoon network behind a campaign to call them Ignignokt and Er

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



Persephone is a lovely, lovely name.

So I say let's save it for something better than a minuscule lump of frozen crap.

beefart
Jul 5, 2007

IT'S ON THE HOUSE

Aww hell they can't have options to name poo poo after rivers of Hades without putting in the best one, PHLEGETHON

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

Wizards only, fools.
Keep it tight.


I voted for Eurydice and Persephone. I am a happening lady who wants boob moons.

Saint Sputnik
Mar 31, 2007

yeah swing low, sweet
jewel-encrusted chariot
make me young again
make me well

Great OP, very entertaining. Voted for Acheron and Lethe, a set of rivers.

Doll posted:

Are you serious? Is this like a meme or something?

Holy poo poo forums cancer survived the redesign?

dotalchemy
Jul 16, 2012


Cerberus and Erebus, because like many of you, I like the rhyming.

Also, Styx as a third vote there, because Come Sail Away is about aliens.

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Why are we wasting all these badass names on lovely little lumps of ice a few K across?

We are discovering amazing extra-solar worlds that surely should be getting first dibs on the Greek God names, not some retarded space iceberg orbiting something that's not even big enough to be a planet.

The only one I want to save for something else is Persephone, which is what we should call the first habitable planet we find.

horseblow.avi
Jul 10, 2004

NEEEEIGHHHHH!

Leovinus posted:

The only one I want to save for something else is Persephone, which is what we should call the first habitable planet we find.

Ugh, if put up to a vote, it probably would end up getting named Pandora.

Tempest815
Oct 7, 2006

FALCON PUNCH!!

horseblow.avi posted:

Ugh, if put up to a vote, it probably would end up getting named Pandora.

I just love that there are actual planets of appropriate size and mass around Epsilon Erandi and Tau Ceti IV where Bungie set Reach from Halo and Marathon respectively. If we honestly don't name those two after that wild rear end call I'll be sad.

What I'm saying here is Bungie are apparently space wizards and/or time travelers.

0dB
Jan 3, 2009


Jesus and Mary.

Tuff Ghost
Apr 23, 2004


Scrote and Boogerboner

Pyradox
Oct 23, 2012


Acheron and Lethe. Acheron because it sounds cool and Lethe because naming something on the edge of the solar system after oblivion seems pretty appropriate to me. Also the whole river thing.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!


HEY NERDS

In an effort to remain relevant, Philanthropist, Actor, Producer, Father, Husband, and Grandfather William Shatner wants YOU to vote for Vulcan.

It seems James Tiberius Kirk himself has been busy getting Vulcan officially added to the ballot in the vote to name Pluto's new moons. In between his tweeting about reddit, 4chan, and his new movie #EscapefromPlanetEarth, he's been keeping his twitter updated with this exciting news.



He tried for Romulus too, but that's already a goddamned moon.

As of now, Vulcan is in a close third, right behind Styx and Cerberus. If these nerds keep it up, it looks like we will have Styx and Vulcan as the two moons. Is that okay with you?



So I ask you, goons, do you fight for Captain Kirk?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011


Vulcan would be terrible, what's the connection with Pluto, the god of the underworld?(Besides being his brother, but that's also the case for Jupiter, Neptune etc...)

Vulcan is the god of smiths, fire and volcanoes.I'm ok with it being its own planet, but not a random moon.

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 20:40

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo


I'm glad Cerberus is doing well, it's my other online alias

Hex Vision
Jun 6, 2010

Game over, boys.

Kurtofan posted:

Vulcan is the god of smiths, fire and volcanoes.I'm ok with it being its own planet, but not a random moon.

That's exactly what I thought. I want a proper planet called Vulcan, not a cold moon orbiting a thing that might not even be properly called a planet. (Is Pluto a planet again? I haven't been keeping up.)

My nerdy choice was Orpheus and Eurydice in honor of Sandman.

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007



Vulcan is a terrible name for an icy rock in the middle of nowhere. I voted for Acheron and Lethe, myself.

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008



Yeah, Vulcan is a terrible choice for a moon of Pluto.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012
If you see me posting in the trans megathread, report me so I can be banned! Thank you!

love, the management

Unbelievable how few people went for Eurydice and Orpheus, that is some embarrassing poo poo.

Derringer
Mar 16, 2008



They need to name P4 Orpheus, it's the perfect myth/position combo. Also voted for Cerberus.

Dr. Bit
Jun 14, 2005


loving Orpheus and Eurydice all the way.

Not only the obvious answer if you're going to name two at the same time, it's also one of the best myths. The whole "don't look back at her until you leave the Underworld" thing is great. I would want to look back so much harder if someone told me that.

BobKnob
Jul 23, 2002

Vikings are pirates only cooler. Oh yeah not a furry.

Nash and Murphy.

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011


Orpheus and Eurydice. It's too poetic to not happen.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Custom titles are cheaper for the user

Voting for write in "Adrien Brody" and "Adrien Brody minor"

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Styx and Cerberus are such obvious winners since they're both awesome names that fit the theme of the planet best, IMO.

Hex Vision
Jun 6, 2010

Game over, boys.

poo poo. Guys. poo poo. It looks like Vulcan is WINNING at this time. I'm a fan of Star Trek and all, but come ON! Why don't Trekkies want Vulcan to be a planet?

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

Smokin' heretics
Sippin' chianti
Big pimpin' all day


I got to admit that the New Horizons mission is something I've been following since 2006. It's not even that I expect it to discover amazing new things about this huge hunk of dirty ice out there. As a kid in the 80s and 90s I was always fascinated by how weird and different Pluto was and how we didn't have these huge hires beautiful pictures of it like we do for all the other planets.

Fast forward to now and we're two and a half years until New Horizons' closest approach and I am starting froth and quiver with trans-neptunium excitement.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011


Hex Vision posted:

poo poo. Guys. poo poo. It looks like Vulcan is WINNING at this time. I'm a fan of Star Trek and all, but come ON! Why don't Trekkies want Vulcan to be a planet?

They should have refused the "Vulcan" name on the grounds that it didn't fit Pluto's thematic.It was clear it was going to win the moment it was introduced.

when worlds collide
Mar 7, 2007

my feet firmly planted
on what, I do not know

Down10 posted:

I voted for Styx (obviously) and Lethe, because that's also a name of a river in the underworld. I chose two river names because the two moons were discovered around the same time.

Also, only planets should be named after gods, not moons.

I voted for these two as well.

Hex Vision posted:

That's exactly what I thought. I want a proper planet called Vulcan, not a cold moon orbiting a thing that might not even be properly called a planet. (Is Pluto a planet again? I haven't been keeping up.)

My nerdy choice was Orpheus and Eurydice in honor of Sandman.

Yeah Shatner is wrong, Vulcan has to be a planet. I think he's trolling trekkies. Why else...

*edit- or senile...

when worlds collide fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 21:03

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



I really hope Vulkan doesn't win the online vote. Way to ruin this whole thing, Shatner.

Demon Of The Fall fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 20:34

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!


Seriously I agree Vulcan should not win.

I think we all need to forget about all the other smaller ballot entries that are clearly not going to win (Orpheus,Acheron, etc) and focus on voting for Styx and Cerberus in an effort to save Vulcan for something else.

Keep in mind you can put in votes for as many names as you want, so if you still feel the need to vote for your favorite underdog you can, but just know that if you don't vote for Cerberus and Styx then Vulcan is clearly going to win.

Vulcan is a cool name but not for a smaller moon on a not-even-planet.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

Wizards only, fools.
Keep it tight.


It'd be pretty funny if Vulcan won and immediately thereafter we found a habitable volcano planet to begin colonizing.

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