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Which will you pick? This poll is closed. |
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| Acheron |
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111 | 7.37% |
| Alecto |
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17 | 1.13% |
| Cerberus |
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256 | 16.99% |
| Erebus |
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98 | 6.50% |
| Eurydice |
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51 | 3.38% |
| Heracles |
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18 | 1.19% |
| Hypnos |
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82 | 5.44% |
| Lethe |
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59 | 3.92% |
| Obol |
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42 | 2.79% |
| Orpheus |
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106 | 7.03% |
| Persephone |
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149 | 9.89% |
| Styx |
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264 | 17.52% |
| Sexteroid |
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135 | 8.96% |
| Impastabowl |
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119 | 7.90% |
| Total: | 1507 votes | ||
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I voted for Alecto and Lethe, don't know what those are but they sound cool.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 09:15 |
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| # ? May 18, 2013 10:21 |
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James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 09:31 |
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Voted for Orpheus and Eurydice because that is the best Greek myth.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 09:37 |
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Voted for Hypnos, because it's also the name of a HP Lovecraft short story and space needs more Cthulhu.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 11:00 |
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Lid posted:Voted Hypnos Came to post that (voted Orpheus/Eurydice, even if they won't win). Persephone would also rock dark space.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 11:02 |
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Sad it's not an open poll. I wonder what 4chan would have done with this. I'm sure some of you remember this:
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 12:12 |
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I voted for the two rivers, and since there are five in total you can add the last three for more moons or bad rear end craters/features on anything else in the system of merit.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 12:16 |
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Why are we wasting all these badass names on lovely little lumps of ice a few K across? We are discovering amazing extra-solar worlds that surely should be getting first dibs on the Greek God names, not some retarded space iceberg orbiting something that's not even big enough to be a planet.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 13:18 |
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Kurtofan posted:
I was honestly going to suggest Sovereign. Until we know there's not a mass effect relay inside pluto we need to do all we can to appease our reaper overlords. Don't name one of the moons Styx unless you're willing to name the other one Kansas or Foreigner. Speaking of which, I bet you could get cartoon network behind a campaign to call them Ignignokt and Er
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 22:51 |
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Persephone is a lovely, lovely name. So I say let's save it for something better than a minuscule lump of frozen crap.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 22:56 |
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Aww hell they can't have options to name poo poo after rivers of Hades without putting in the best one,
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 23:00 |
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I voted for Eurydice and Persephone. I am a happening lady who wants boob moons.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 23:18 |
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Great OP, very entertaining. Voted for Acheron and Lethe, a set of rivers.Doll posted:Are you serious? Is this like a meme or something? Holy poo poo forums cancer survived the redesign?
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 23:31 |
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Cerberus and Erebus, because like many of you, I like the rhyming. Also, Styx as a third vote there, because Come Sail Away is about aliens.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 23:57 |
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Why are we wasting all these badass names on lovely little lumps of ice a few K across? The only one I want to save for something else is Persephone, which is what we should call the first habitable planet we find.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 02:41 |
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Leovinus posted:The only one I want to save for something else is Persephone, which is what we should call the first habitable planet we find. Ugh, if put up to a vote, it probably would end up getting named Pandora.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 07:27 |
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horseblow.avi posted:Ugh, if put up to a vote, it probably would end up getting named Pandora. I just love that there are actual planets of appropriate size and mass around Epsilon Erandi and Tau Ceti IV where Bungie set Reach from Halo and Marathon respectively. If we honestly don't name those two after that wild rear end call I'll be sad. What I'm saying here is Bungie are apparently space wizards and/or time travelers.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 09:07 |
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Jesus and Mary.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 09:39 |
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Scrote and Boogerboner
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 11:02 |
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Acheron and Lethe. Acheron because it sounds cool and Lethe because naming something on the edge of the solar system after oblivion seems pretty appropriate to me. Also the whole river thing.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 11:05 |
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In an effort to remain relevant, Philanthropist, Actor, Producer, Father, Husband, and Grandfather William Shatner wants YOU to vote for Vulcan. It seems James Tiberius Kirk himself has been busy getting Vulcan officially added to the ballot in the vote to name Pluto's new moons. In between his tweeting about reddit, 4chan, and his new movie #EscapefromPlanetEarth, he's been keeping his twitter updated with this exciting news. ![]() He tried for Romulus too, but that's already a goddamned moon. As of now, Vulcan is in a close third, right behind Styx and Cerberus. If these nerds keep it up, it looks like we will have Styx and Vulcan as the two moons. Is that okay with you? ![]() So I ask you, goons, do you fight for Captain Kirk?
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:38 |
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Vulcan would be terrible, what's the connection with Pluto, the god of the underworld?(Besides being his brother, but that's also the case for Jupiter, Neptune etc...) Vulcan is the god of smiths, fire and volcanoes.I'm ok with it being its own planet, but not a random moon. Kurtofan fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 20:40 |
| # ? Feb 14, 2013 11:17 |
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I'm glad Cerberus is doing well, it's my other online alias
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 11:21 |
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Kurtofan posted:Vulcan is the god of smiths, fire and volcanoes.I'm ok with it being its own planet, but not a random moon. That's exactly what I thought. I want a proper planet called Vulcan, not a cold moon orbiting a thing that might not even be properly called a planet. (Is Pluto a planet again? I haven't been keeping up.) My nerdy choice was Orpheus and Eurydice in honor of Sandman.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 12:23 |
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Vulcan is a terrible name for an icy rock in the middle of nowhere. I voted for Acheron and Lethe, myself.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 13:52 |
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Yeah, Vulcan is a terrible choice for a moon of Pluto.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 15:34 |
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Unbelievable how few people went for Eurydice and Orpheus, that is some embarrassing poo poo.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 15:40 |
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They need to name P4 Orpheus, it's the perfect myth/position combo. Also voted for Cerberus.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 15:45 |
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loving Orpheus and Eurydice all the way. Not only the obvious answer if you're going to name two at the same time, it's also one of the best myths. The whole "don't look back at her until you leave the Underworld" thing is great. I would want to look back so much harder if someone told me that.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 16:03 |
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Nash and Murphy.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 16:17 |
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Orpheus and Eurydice. It's too poetic to not happen.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 17:16 |
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Voting for write in "Adrien Brody" and "Adrien Brody minor"
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 17:27 |
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Styx and Cerberus are such obvious winners since they're both awesome names that fit the theme of the planet best, IMO.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 17:37 |
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poo poo. Guys. poo poo. It looks like Vulcan is WINNING at this time. I'm a fan of Star Trek and all, but come ON! Why don't Trekkies want Vulcan to be a planet?
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 18:09 |
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I got to admit that the New Horizons mission is something I've been following since 2006. It's not even that I expect it to discover amazing new things about this huge hunk of dirty ice out there. As a kid in the 80s and 90s I was always fascinated by how weird and different Pluto was and how we didn't have these huge hires beautiful pictures of it like we do for all the other planets. Fast forward to now and we're two and a half years until New Horizons' closest approach and I am starting froth and quiver with trans-neptunium excitement.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 18:27 |
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Hex Vision posted:poo poo. Guys. poo poo. It looks like Vulcan is WINNING at this time. I'm a fan of Star Trek and all, but come ON! Why don't Trekkies want Vulcan to be a planet? They should have refused the "Vulcan" name on the grounds that it didn't fit Pluto's thematic.It was clear it was going to win the moment it was introduced.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 18:47 |
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Down10 posted:I voted for Styx (obviously) and Lethe, because that's also a name of a river in the underworld. I chose two river names because the two moons were discovered around the same time. I voted for these two as well. Hex Vision posted:That's exactly what I thought. I want a proper planet called Vulcan, not a cold moon orbiting a thing that might not even be properly called a planet. (Is Pluto a planet again? I haven't been keeping up.) Yeah Shatner is wrong, Vulcan has to be a planet. I think he's trolling trekkies. Why else... *edit- or senile... when worlds collide fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 21:03 |
| # ? Feb 14, 2013 20:30 |
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I really hope Vulkan doesn't win the online vote. Way to ruin this whole thing, Shatner.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 20:32 |
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Seriously I agree Vulcan should not win. I think we all need to forget about all the other smaller ballot entries that are clearly not going to win (Orpheus,Acheron, etc) and focus on voting for Styx and Cerberus in an effort to save Vulcan for something else. Keep in mind you can put in votes for as many names as you want, so if you still feel the need to vote for your favorite underdog you can, but just know that if you don't vote for Cerberus and Styx then Vulcan is clearly going to win. Vulcan is a cool name but not for a smaller moon on a not-even-planet.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 21:33 |
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It'd be pretty funny if Vulcan won and immediately thereafter we found a habitable volcano planet to begin colonizing.
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