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Which will you pick?
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Acheron 111 7.37%
Alecto 17 1.13%
Cerberus 256 16.99%
Erebus 98 6.50%
Eurydice 51 3.38%
Heracles 18 1.19%
Hypnos 82 5.44%
Lethe 59 3.92%
Obol 42 2.79%
Orpheus 106 7.03%
Persephone 149 9.89%
Styx 264 17.52%
Sexteroid 135 8.96%
Impastabowl 119 7.90%
Total: 1507 votes
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Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

I've seen several people mention that Cerberus and Erebus rhyme. I think those people are mispronouncing Cerberus, because they don't really rhyme, except for the "us" at the end.

Erebus is AIR-uh-bus
Cerberus is SIR-ber-us

Unless you've taken Latin and you're a stickler about hard consonants in Latin words, and then it's more like CARE-ber-us, which still doesn't rhyme with Erebus.

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!


I had a professor who pronounced Cerberus like "cerebrum". I hate Ms. Pronouncers.

/\/\Nem oss in ee

Buce fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 22:01

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Voted Orpheus and Eurydice, because it's one of my favorite stories of Greek mythology, and we need a little humanity in our solar system. And tiny, tiny, tiny little rocks seem like a good fit of scale.

Duo TCR
Jun 18, 2007

This is my happy face.


Can dwarf planet moon's take corporate sponsorship?
Like, U.S. Cellular Cerberus, and Allstate Acheron?

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Custom titles are cheaper for the user

Duo TCR posted:

Can dwarf planet moon's take corporate sponsorship?
Like, U.S. Cellular Cerberus, and Allstate Acheron?

Just asked a dwarf moon, it said

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008



Vulcan shouldn't even be allowed because moons follow the Greek naming, while planets follow the Roman naming, "Vulcan" should be "Hephaestus" instead.

Since we've already got Pluto, I think it only makes sense for dwarf planets to use the Roman naming, but certainly not their moons. I'm still miffed about Eris not being named Discordia.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010



Wingless posted:

Man, I'm not sure a dwarf planet that is neither the closest, nor the largest, nor the smallest, nor the furthest of the dwarf planets is worth all this attention.

Voting Cerberus and Erebus because they rhyme. I would vote for Hypnos and Thanatos (twin brothers of sleep and death, respectively), except they left out Thanatos for some mysterious and stupid reason.

Actually it may end up being the largest again.

quote:

In 2010, preliminary results from observations of a stellar occultation by Eris on November 6 suggested that its diameter may be only 2,326 km, which would make it essentially the same diameter as Pluto.[16] Given the error bars in the different size estimates, it is currently uncertain whether Eris or Pluto has the larger diameter.[17] Both Pluto and Eris are estimated to have solid-body diameters of about 2330 km.[17]

Of course Eris is more massive. And there is probably a 99% chance something larger than either of them is still out there.

But as a serious-answer, Pluto was the first KBO discovered, so in that sense it is important. And it's the largest binary system, so that's also important. It's also the only KBO known to have an atmosphere, and it has a shitload of moons apparently so it's still pretty cool and important as far as things in the solar system go.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!


Mnemosyne posted:

I've seen several people mention that Cerberus and Erebus rhyme. I think those people are mispronouncing Cerberus, because they don't really rhyme, except for the "us" at the end.

Erebus is AIR-uh-bus
Cerberus is SIR-ber-us

Unless you've taken Latin and you're a stickler about hard consonants in Latin words, and then it's more like CARE-ber-us, which still doesn't rhyme with Erebus.

3 syllables of which the first ends in the same consonant, the second is an unstressed syllable, and the last syllable is a perfect rhyme... Yeah I'm pretty sure that qualifies those two names as rhyming.

And then even in the Care-ber-us (spelled Kerberos in Greek) naming convention you mentioned (hey look another rhyme) it rhymes even more. Care=Air.

But this is all beside the point.

Vote Cerberus and Styx! Dethrone Vulcan!
Or we could throw in a bunch of votes for Hoth just to troll Shatner. It's because it's a frozen planet!

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Do you guys really want a moon named after a cheesy prog-rock band that Adam Sandler is obsessed with?

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Costello Jello posted:

Do you guys really want a moon named after a cheesy prog-rock band that Adam Sandler is obsessed with?

No, Styx is a crap name.

when worlds collide
Mar 7, 2007

my feet firmly planted
on what, I do not know

I ignore the crappy band. It is a word that comes from mythology and that's all I think about when I think of it.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Vulcan is going to win the vote because Star Trek, then at the last minute they'll bait-and-switch all votes to Hephaestus.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Man, how small does a rock have to be before it's not considered a moon? 21 miles is ridiculously small.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

RatHat posted:

Man, how small does a rock have to be before it's not considered a moon? 21 miles is ridiculously small.

Well, no matter how big it is, it's a satellite, but as far as the moon designation....scientists will need to get together in a room and argue for several days about which definition will piss off the most people.

I'm thinking 7000 miles or greater circumference, for max effect.

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!


No option for Ronald and Grimace?

BaconButts
Jan 26, 2011

It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.


Why is there no option for Bort?

TheLoquid
Nov 5, 2008


Lethe, because The Dig was a rad game, and Styx, because then it's thematically consistent.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Persephone and Cerberus. Wife and dog. Although Acheron and Styx, the two rivers, would be a good second. They have to go together somehow.

E: vvv screw trekkies, if they're choosing names that appeared on their TV show instead of perfectly sensible mythological names, then they deserve that spot in Hades.

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Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!


Tardigrade posted:

Persephone and Cerberus. Wife and dog. Although Acheron and Styx, the two rivers, would be a good second. They have to go together somehow.

Vulcan and Styx

Vulcan and Cerberus

Unless if enough people can agree to vote Cerberus and Styx, it will be one of those 2 options.

Persephone, Acheron, Erebus, Lethe, are all rad but have no chance against the trekkie force.

Hex Vision
Jun 6, 2010

Game over, boys.

Good morning. It's a new day and a new opportunity to change my vote to Cerberus and Styx.

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

WOKKA WOKKA


Voted for Styx and Persephone in honour of obscure Simpsons references.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!


It looks like they added a bunch of other names to the ballot:

Vulcan
Elysium
Hecate
Melinoe
Orthrus
Sisyphus
Tantalus
Tartarus
Thanatos

There are some pretty badass names in this new batch, particularly Thanatos and Elysium, but let this server as your daily reminder to vote for Cerberus and Styx so an icy chunk of rock isn't named after a fictional volcanic planet!

Also, the OP is updated to reflect these changes.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage


dee eight posted:

I dunno, mythological type names are cool and stuff but I'd love to see those moons called Jules, Isaac, Ray, Hugo, Frank, Harlan, or Arthur.
I appreciate the sentiment but Harlan Ellison doesn't belong in that line up. If there need to be an overly inflated ego let it be Robert Heinlein.
Also Niven, Bester, Vance, Dick.

Also this is the 21st century, would it actually cause you pain to include a couple of female writers?
Ursula and Octavia

Abnegatus posted:

As much as I love all the names they've chosen, I am afraid to vote because what if we find an awesome hades-like planet and we can't use anything listed here?
You mean like Venus?
Don't worry we still have Vulcan.

Also in my mind Persephone is earmarked for a yet-to-be-discovered gas giant somewhere in the Oort cloud, but I couldn't tell you where that notion comes from.

Anyhoo I agree with previous poster that two ice lumps don't really deserve names, my choice would be Left Nut and Right Nut, Leftie being the one with the outermost orbit.
Pluto's status as a planet might be a matter of contention but at least it'd be the only one swinging its balls around.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006

My old avatar sucked anyway.

Mr Havafap posted:

Also this is the 21st century, would it actually cause you pain to include a couple of female writers?
Ursula and Octavia

What about James Tiptree?

Hogarth Hughes
Apr 16, 2006

"As for me, people will be pleased to escape from me in one piece."



I could never vote against Dr. Orpheus.

Hogarth Hughes fucked around with this message at Feb 17, 2013 around 10:13

GirlBones
Jun 10, 2007
I am not very good at the internet

Everyone who votes for "Vulcan" and ruins the underworld theme of Pluto and its satellites can eat poo poo. loving nerds.

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Leave it to Trekkies to publicly reserve themselves a spot in hell.

Rorac
Aug 19, 2011



Chairman Mao posted:

Leave it to Trekkies to publicly reserve themselves a spot in hell tartarus.

Fixed that.

mr.capps
Feb 16, 2013

Hero.


If nerds are going to name rocks after lame nerdy things why couldn't it be cool lame nerdy things? What we really need is a Roy and a Batty in our solar system.

Saint Sputnik
Mar 31, 2007

yeah swing low, sweet
jewel-encrusted chariot
make me young again
make me well


gently caress, changing my vote to this

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.


GirlBones posted:

Everyone who votes for "Vulcan" and ruins the underworld theme of Pluto and its satellites can eat poo poo. loving nerds.

There's something hilariously ironic about disparaging nerds while simultaneously OCD nerd-raging about not loving up the mythology naming scheme.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style


ComposerGuy posted:

There's something hilariously ironic about disparaging nerds while simultaneously OCD nerd-raging about not loving up the mythology naming scheme.

Don't lump them all together. The "Vulcan" advocates are quite clearly dorks, not nerds, as no-one with a modicum of intelligence (a prerequisite for not being a "dork") would vote for an ice moon to have that name. Here is a diagram that should hopefully clarify things:

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011


In for Persephone and Cerberus. Persephone is my daughter's name so I pretty much had to vote for that one. Because how cool would it be to have a satellite with your name on it?

Oxybeles
Feb 1, 2013


Am I the only one that is bothered that the HubbleSite link from OP has it's math wrong?

quote:

(by comparison our Moon is .01 percent Earth's mass).



Moon | mass | 7.3459×10^22 kg (kilograms)
Earth | mass | 5.9721986×10^24 kg (kilograms)


7.3459×10^22 kg / 5.9721986×10^24 kg = 0.0123 (1.23%)

I hear that math is hard...

Cerberus and Erebus, definitely.

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005

by T. Finninho


It's probably a confusion of 0.01 earth mass ≠ 0.01% earth mass. But still.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010



I voted Obol.

All hail tiny rock Obol.

Bloke
May 22, 2004



There's a recession on, M1 and M2 will suffice

permabanned
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Obol and Melinoe, seeing as how small they are.

SymfonyMan
Jul 13, 2001

Back in action!


I have a feeling if this took place after the next Avengers movie then Thanatos would win. Thanos 4 life! death!

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Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced


I'm pretty sure this isn't binding so hopefully whoever's in charge of this is smart enough to ignore the trekspam.

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