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WendigoJohnson
Sep 4, 2012
HEY, IT'S ME, WENDIGOFAGGOT, HERE TO ONCE AGAIN SHIT UP ALL THE NINTENDO THREADS WITH IDIOTIC SPECULATION THAT I TRY TO PRESENT AS COMMON SENSE. NINTENDO SHOULD RELEASE A GOLD PLATED REPRODUCTION OF THE VIRTUAL BOY BECAUSE DUHH THEY WOULD BE STUPID NOT TO!!!!!

I have been seeing stuff moving out of the corner of my eye. They always hide each time I turn around, this has been going on since last month. I can only assume that they're able to use magic and some might be able to fly. They seem to be around the size of a large dog and walk on all fours as well, however I've quickly glanced at a few that were possibly standing up on their hind legs. I don't know about what society they come from, but they seem to work in groups that number in the half dozen. No clue if they live in a democratic/communist/monarchy type society. But being that they're using magic I can only assume that they're ruled over by some sort of god king or goddess queen. I've yet to find the portal rifts that they've been using to transport themselves from where they come from to here. I also found some tracks and footprints in my hard, they all don't appear to be the same species. One of the tracks I found looks reptilian almost while the others do not.

Does anyone have any experience trying to hunt/capture extra-dimensional beings? What devices do I need to track them down? Is it similar to the same stuff that they use to track ghosts?

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TheDead1
Aug 12, 2007


I have the same feeling, like someone is controlling the local wildlife, like I was walking and bird droped a chip infront of me.

I wonder if its the same cause. I did'nt think it was possible for things like this to happen.

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE

Seriously dude, this could not be any more obvious. To anyone with the slightest INKLING of paranormal insight these are obviously govt. scouting probes sent to observe us. Do you hear a mechanical sound? Do you taste metallic? THOSE ARE ALL OBVIOUS loving SIGNS.

Seriously here on P/C we like to maintain a modicum of respect and intelligibility when compared to those awful dregs that make up other truth exposing forums online. Do you even own a spectronometer or an aura calibrater? These are rookie mistakes and we just don't have time to answer every stupid question about the paranormal that comes our way. You describe this totally average hallucinatory experience like it's the be all end all of investigative research well let me tell you my sheeple friend there's no mystery here except Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of How the gently caress Are You So Stupid.

TheDead1
Aug 12, 2007


hate pants posted:

Seriously dude, this could not be any more obvious. To anyone with the slightest INKLING of paranormal insight these are obviously govt. scouting probes sent to observe us. Do you hear a mechanical sound? Do you taste metallic? THOSE ARE ALL OBVIOUS loving SIGNS.

Seriously here on P/C we like to maintain a modicum of respect and intelligibility when compared to those awful dregs that make up other truth exposing forums online. Do you even own a spectronometer or an aura calibrater? These are rookie mistakes and we just don't have time to answer every stupid question about the paranormal that comes our way. You describe this totally average hallucinatory experience like it's the be all end all of investigative research well let me tell you my sheeple friend there's no mystery here except Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of How the gently caress Are You So Stupid.

Im guessing using the internet for years.

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005


hate pants posted:

Seriously here on P/C we like to maintain a modicum of respect and intelligibility when compared to those awful dregs that make up other truth exposing forums online. Do you even own a spectronometer or an aura calibrater? These are rookie mistakes and we just don't have time to answer every stupid question about the paranormal that comes our way. You describe this totally average hallucinatory experience like it's the be all end all of investigative research well let me tell you my sheeple friend there's no mystery here except Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of How the gently caress Are You So Stupid.

You do realize that most commericial spectronometers comply with FCC Part 15, which means that they are 'approved' by the government. Really, the only things that show up on those are what the government wants you to see. You can't really discover this stuff using technology unless you build the technology yourself.

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE

Well yeah, I'm obviously not advocating anyone go out and buy a commercially advertised spectronometer. In fact, the GPH (ghosts per hour) is much lower AND its registered in the NSA when you do detect one. In addition the cyboflamaic fluid tends to gunk up the D22 ports, so really building your own is your best bet.

OP if you want to check out a DIY spectronometer starter kit I would recommend the H00T Series. They have well written instructions (I probably wouldn't have ever understood what a maximum filtration outer film does without it) and some basic parts. But whatever you do don't buy the T MaxoGhost Finder (plastic carbofunctions, what the gently caress??).

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dimwitf
Apr 8, 2008

'morning.


this is the worst SCP entry

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