Don't call it a comeback/I been sippin for years: The Return of JaMarcus

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Blitz7x: Sep 19, 2007; Why the fuck isn't Lamonica out at QB. Who the fuck is Campbell?

"I'm JaMarcus Russell. …I'm on the verge of, and the progress of getting myself back into the NFL"

Finally an off-season story we can all care about.

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The first pick in the 2007 draft continues to be serious about a 2013 comeback.

Monte Poole of the Bay Area News Group explains the efforts JaMarcus Russell is undertaking to get back to the NFL. He’s working out at the TEST West Football Academy in San Diego, and former NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia is helping with footwork, passing, and conditioning.

Folks from Russell’s hometown are firmly in his corner. “If he goes anywhere — the Jets, Miami, wherever — we’ll be with him,” Mobile, Alabama barber Reginald Payton told Poole. “Just get on a team. We don’t care which team.”

Another local barber says Russell is coming back for pride. “He said they took his manhood,” Tre Hern explained. “It’s not about money. He’ll play for nothing.”

We’re not sure how anyone other than Russell took Russell’s manhood. The deeper problem is that Russell took the money — a lot of it — and never really did anything. And when other teams started sniffing around Russell following the Raiders’ decision to sever ties, Russell didn’t exactly demonstrate a high level of motivation. At least one NFL team visited with him several years ago, asked him to go outside and show off his arm, and he declined.

Now, at age 27, Russell is trying to regain whatever it is that he lost during a brief NFL career. In a league that is desperate for quarterbacks, it’s hard to think he won’t at least get a chance to show what he can now do.

Now JaMarcus is being trained by former Raiders teammate Jeff Garcia. Yes, the same Jeff Garcia that said

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"When you put him on the field in a one-on-one workout session he'll make every throw for you, but when it comes down to making things happen in the heat of the battle and rallying the troops around you and making a case for the team, that's where maybe things aren't where they need to be."

This is the first video.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...e-nfl-episode-1

He is 310.5 lbs. He needs to be around 265 lbs.

His is 20% body fat. He needs to be around 10% ideally

He must lose 34.5 lbs of fat

Can he do it?

This thread is here to chronicle the return of JaMarcus Russell.

The adventure begins

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The toxxes compiled by Hilario Baldness

If JaMarcus Russell signs with your favorite team, you must sign along the dotted line and be prepared to do the following:

Atlanta Falcons:
Lloyd Christmas posted:

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If the Falcons sign JaMarcus, I will change my username to "JaMarcus Is Fat And Sexy"

Baltimore Ravens:
Marketing New Brain posted:

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If the Ravens sign him, I'm going to make Skittles infused vodka, and I'll do a number of shots equal to his number of starts. If he doesn't start any game, I'll do his jersey #.

Buffalo Bills:
Lance of Llanwyln posted:

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If the Buffalo Bills sign JaMarcus Russell, I will purchase an appropriate avatar and extol his countless virtues as a quarterback on the Buffalo Bills message board as seriously as it is humanly possible to extol the "virtues" of JaMarcus Russell in his capacity to perform as a NFL quarterback.

Blackula69 posted:

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I'll make one for the Bills. If JaMarcus practices with the Bills for more than a week, I'll buy a jersey and eat as much White Castle as I can, in his honor. I've eaten there all of once, but I think it'll go some way toward drowning the sorrows of Buffalo's fans this season. I'm also in for an avatar.

Carolina Panthers:
MrMoose posted:

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If the Panthers sign JaMarcus, I will buy a jersey, wear it each Gameday, and buy a Jamarcus avatar for myself for the entire football season.

Chicago Bears:
The A-Team Van posted:

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If he goes to the Bears, I'll buy a jersey and draft him in my $75 buy in league.

Cleveland Browns:
I am Bob posted:

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If the Browns sign him I will deep fry a bag of skittles for every game he plays in, including pre- and postseason (it could happen dammit).

I remember seeing some Chinese knockoff jerseys on eBay that went up to like 7xl so if there is a Russell jersey that big i'll buy that as well.

Dallas Cowboys:
Crunkjuice posted:

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If Dallas signs him i'll eat a modified McGangbang using a double down as the meat and 2 double cheeseburgers as patties with photos of the event. I will also make skittles infused vodka, or maybe to save time use smirnoff ice and drink it with the sandwich.

Denver Broncos:
Medicinal Penguin posted:

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If the Broncos sign Jamarcus, I will eat a Double Down inside of a Baconator. Skittles on the side.

Detroit Lions:
C-Euro posted:

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Buy biggest jersey available, take photo of self in nothing but said jersey and holding a box of Skittles (or any junk food) over the genitals, SA2k-style

Hizawk posted:

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If the Lions pickup JaMarcus Russel I will bet 50$ on the Lions winning the superbowl.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

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If the Lions sign JaMarcus I'll attend an open practice and attempt to get him to sign a bag of skittles.

Green Bay Packers:
Knightmare" posted:

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If the Packers sign Jamarcus Russell I will buy an infant jersey, wrap it around a can of Cheese Whiz and eat all the Whiz in one sitting. If I don't immediately have a heart attack I will do this for every game he plays as a Packer this season.

Fenrir posted:

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I will do this if the Packers sign him. I'd also change my name to Aaron Rodgers Is Dead, Long Live Jamarcus... but I think that's way too long. I'll come up with something. As with the Tebow , I'll also wear said jersey to campus and take a pic in the courtyard.

Wollawolla posted:

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If the Packers sign him I'll get a JaMarcus avatar and eat a KFC double down stuffed with skittles.

Houston Texans:
Intruder posted:

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My JaMarcus toxx will be that if the Texans sign him I will make a video of myself eating 40 bags of skittles in 10 minutes or less

Indianapolis Colts:
Chimeric posted:

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If JaMarcus is signed by the Colts, I will hand-make a crappy replica of his jersey out of appropriately-colored bed sheets or some other large material. Then, during the first home game of the season, I will don this mammoth jersey and tuck it in so that I can fill it to the top with bags of Skittles. I will stand outside Lucas Oil Stadium and hand these bags of Skittles out to passersby until they're all gone. If necessary I'll eat them myself.

Kansas City Chiefs:
Parmesan Basil
Botchness posted:

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If the Chiefs sign Russell i will become a broncos fan. there i said it.

goddamnit that was a hard sentence to write.

Miami Dolphins:
bananasinpajamas posted:

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if the Dolphins sign Russell i will record a video of me throwing a football as far as i can, on my knees at the 50 yard line of a football field

nnnAdam posted:

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If the Dolphins sign him, I'll buy all Dolphins fans in TFF Jamarcus avatars. Also I'll buy the jersey in a normal size (gently caress you, I'm wearing it again in public), and wear it every game day alone with gigantic fake diamond studs in my ears while eating a pack of skittles for every touchdown scored.
nnnAdam posted:
In addendum to the first addendum to my original toxx, if the Dolphins sign Jamarcus as a QB I will beer-bong/skittle-bong/funnel as many packs of skittles as his jersey number is.

Minnesota Vikings:
jb7 posted:
Marketing New Brain posted:

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If the Ravens sign him, I'm going to make Skittles infused vodka, and I'll do a number of shots equal to his number of starts. If he doesn't start any game, I'll do his jersey #.
I'll do this for the Vikings. I'm too much of a pussy to do anything more extreme and the Vikings could conceivably sign him

RembrandtQEinstein posted:

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If he signs with the Vikings, I will eat half of his weight in skittles over the course of a week.

New England Patriots:
Cordialatron
Hilario Baldness posted:

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Big jersey, small box of skittles. Or a black bird.

Crowbear posted:

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If the Patriots sign him, I will buy myself a new JaMarcus avatar for every regular season and playoff game that he is on the roster.

JuicedSixFo posted:

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If the Patriots sign JaMarcus Russell I will literally chop my dick off and mail it to the first person to quote this.
Jacques Diarrhida posted:

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This is why I've been reading this thread...

NC-17 posted:

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If the Patriots sign Russell every month for the remainder of the 2010 season I will write at least a 500 word thread on why Tom Brady should be benched for JaMarcus Russell.

Botchness posted:

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If russell signs with the patriots i will become a patriot fan, and that i say without any regret. I just want Pollard to take out Brady's knee again and forces russell into the starting roll. Make this happen NFL.

That Which Squeaks posted:

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gently caress it, I feel safe enough to say if the Patriots sign him I will make Wanda's Macaroni Salad, with skittles instead of vegetables, and eat as much as I can before inevitably vomiting.

Also, it's kind of scary I didn't click on that link, but I know for a fact that it's Wanda's Macaroni Salad.

Artemis Entreri posted:

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If New England willingly signs Russell while passing on TO I will root for the Jets the entire year complete with gay Sanchez avatar

New Orleans Saints:
some old hussy
Doppelganger posted:

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So I can be included in the OP:

If the New Orleans Saints sign him, I'll sleep with a woman greater than or equal to his training camp weight.

New York Giants:
Menamino posted:

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Giants' Toxx: If they sign Jamarcus in any capacity I'll buy a 5XL Jamarcus jersey and wear it every gameday that he's on the active roster and prepare this: http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-ba...d-it-be-because

only except filling it with simply cheese like they do I'll add a few bags of skittles and maybe some sausage in there too.

Come to think of it I might just buy a 5XL Jamarcus jersey either way. The $40 will be well worth it to see the reaction on the face of the 1% of people who understand the humor in it

Boo This Man posted:

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Screw my previous bet. I am changing my bet. If JaMarcus signs with the Giants, I will buy a Russell jersey and get a burgerking crown. I will go to golden coral, have a picture taken of myself. I will wear the crown and the jersey in the picture with a big plate of food. I'll include a smug look on the face that is equal to the JaMarcus flexing picture. The picture will be my avatar. I'll change my name to, "JaMarcus Russell Buffett Jesus".

New York Jets:
Incitatus posted:

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If Jamarcus signs with the Jets I will eat a number of bags of Skittles equal to his preseason QB rating.

Incitatus posted:

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If JaMarcus signs with the Jets I will write a slash fanfic involving him and Rex Ryan entitled 'Diddle my Skittle'

Oakland Raiders:
Eat_at_Milliways posted:

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If the Raiders sign JaMarcus back I'll eat a bag of skittles every day for a week.

Blitz7x posted:

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If the Raiders re-sign jamarcus I will eat a bag of skittles. Which doesn't sound like a lot, but I'm on Atkins and haven't had sugar in like half a year so this will but NUTS.

Philadelphia Eagles:
Quiet Feet posted:

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Screw it. Not enough Eagles fans here, and I'm expendable.

If JaMarcus is signed by the Eagles I will make a double-down sandwich. Which is of course, one double-down as the meat and two as "bread". Furthermore, I will dip each bite in a chocolate shake. Since we're randomly throwing in skittles, the shake will be topped with them.

Pittsburgh Steelers:
Mornacale posted:

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I'll sign up for a JaMarcus avatar chosen by the first Steelers hater to quote this post.

e: To last at least until the end of the regular season, or the day that the Pirates win their 81st game.

DeimosRising posted:

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gently caress some steelers. I'm moving up to Pittsburgh for grad school next year and it's going to be insufferable. That said, you're safe there's no way they sign him.

ALFbrot posted:

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If the Steelers sign JaMarcus, I will give a unique JaMarcus Russell avatar to every single poster in TFF.

edit: Well, I'll make a thread and everyone that posts in it will receive one.

Blackula69 posted:

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If the Steelers sign him I'll get a Jamarcus "2" tattoo. Because if that happens I will seriously question the Rooneys' collective sanity.

kalensc posted:

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If Russell signs with the Steelers I will buy big bags of regular, tropical, berry, double-layered, and sour Skittles. I will pour all 5 bags into a big salad bowl, and mix in french vanilla ice cream, peanuts, and chunks of fudge to create some sort of homemade Skittles Blizzard.

The night of the first pre-season game where Russell gets some snaps, I will eat the entire concoction before the game is over. For each Jamarcus incompletion, sack, fumble, or interception, I will scarf down multiple mouthfuls.

San Francisco 49ers:
OatBoy
TheHoosier posted:

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If JaMarcus signs with the Niners I will blend a bag of skittles, chocolate milk, and a baconator combo meal together with the liquify setting and bong the deathly mixture while wearing a 4X jersey. On youtube.

Seattle Seahawks:
LGD posted:

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Also if he gets signed by the Seahawks I'll make myself a sandwich out of two Voodoo doughnut bacon maple bars, use a Double Down as the middle and cover it all in a light drizzle of melted Mo's Chocolate and Bacon bar.

Or maybe do something similar with this foie gras doughnut thing a restaurant in town makes.

Washington Redskins:
Parlett316 posted:

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If he signs with the Redskins I will eat a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich and a bag of king sized Skittles.

Any Team:
Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

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If Russell is the week 1 starter for any team I will get this [Hilario note: picture of King Russell] printed on a shirt and wear it every Sunday for the entire season.

Luminous Cow posted:

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If any team drafts Russell, and they then make it to the Super Bowl, I will make a three egg omelet containing sausage, bacon, pepperjack cheese, skittles, starburst, and Fun Size Milky Ways. I will eat it while watching the Super Bowl.

Blitz7x fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2013 around 05:07

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:09

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# ? May 24, 2013 07:40

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012; all the pretty whoreses

So he's almost mathematically a quarterfat.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:13

Norv Turner: Jul 24, 2007; Norv... Norv never changes.

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At least one NFL team visited with him several years ago, asked him to go outside and show off his arm, and he declined.

This is the best part of this story so far. Also in that video he legit looks like a lineman.

Wasn't he trying to get back in a couple years ago and his trainer quit because he's lazy as poo poo? I'm pulling for you JaWalrus, you were always good to the Chargers.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:18

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003

I think you have to care about football to play quarterback in the NFL :-/

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:20

rebel1608: Mar 2, 2007

Norv Turner posted:

Wasn't he trying to get back in a couple years ago and his trainer quit because he's lazy as poo poo?

Not only did his "life coach" quit, he told JaMarcus to leave Houston because he didn't want to deal with him anymore

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:21

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009

Norv Turner posted:

This is the best part of this story so far. Also in that video he legit looks like a lineman.

Wasn't he trying to get back in a couple years ago and his trainer quit because he's lazy as poo poo? I'm pulling for you JaWalrus, you were always good to the Chargers.

I'm pretty sure his lifecoach quit because JaMarcus was so lazy. Which is even funnier.

e: beaten. Still the greatest.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:22

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; THREE STAR RECRUIT

_{rip bama's title hopes

9/1/12-11/10/12}

Bout to be some Rivals puns up in here, ya heard

Come back, JaMarcus, I miss you and your complete inability to give a poo poo where the ball ends up

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:23

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012; all the pretty whoreses

Declan MacManus posted:

Bout to be some Rivals puns up in here, ya heard

Come back, JaMarcus, I miss you and your complete inability to give a poo poo where the ball ends up

Mine wasn't a rivals pun, it was math.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:25

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006; have you got any milk chocolate people? about three inches high?

sweet thursday posted:

So he's almost mathematically a quarterfat.

Booooooooom.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:26

Knightmare: Aug 23, 2004; Show us what you got, what you got

Someone with archives needs to find the toxx thread and post the team/toxx list. That poo poo doesn't expire.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 19:54

Silly Burrito: Nov 26, 2007; Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

Better yet, we need Larch's Jamarcus as a raven story.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:05

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Do it, Niners! We need a new backup and he's a homeboy. He even has a Niners pedigree now (Jeff Garcia pbuh).

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:09

Luminous Cow: Nov 2, 2007; Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.

God dammit JaMarcus, just go away. Fade into obscurity. Stop trying to come back. You scarred me enough the first time you were here.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:17

RobBorer: Jun 22, 2006; Sometimes I look for Rupees.

Jeff Garcia, hell yeah.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:21

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/va...566/1/index.htm

In April, Lucas reportedly fired Russell, still more evidence that he was an irredeemable slug. Except both men say it never happened. "I felt like I was overtraining, running my body into the ground, so I left Houston," Russell says. "But fired? Me and Coach Lucas, we're cool. We still talk. I texted him just the other day." (Says Lucas, "I don't know where that [report] came from. JaMarcus is a good kid, I'm telling you, who just needs to find his motivation. But we still talk. Have him tell you about his sleep apnea. A lot [of his issues] come from that. And no one knows it.")

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:22

TUS: Feb 19, 2003; I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.

As long as the Raiders don't sign him (again), have at it fella.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:33

Twat McTwatterson: May 31, 2011

he hasn't worked out in years

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:37

HERE LIES TEBOW: Jan 19, 2012

If JaMarcus to the Jets doesn't strike you as literally a perfect series of events then gently caress you.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:41

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

If JaMarcus to the Jets doesn't strike you as literally a perfect series of events then gently caress you.

It'd only perfect if he leads them to the playoffs. Otherwise it'd just be jets.txt

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:56

Baelish: Feb 8, 2013

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

If JaMarcus to the Jets doesn't strike you as literally a perfect series of events then gently caress you.

Admittedly, he's slightly better than Sanchez.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:57

HERE LIES TEBOW: Jan 19, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It'd only perfect if he leads them to the playoffs. Otherwise it'd just be jets.txt

I want the Jets to become the Island of Misfit Toys on a field

JMR, Sanchez, and Tebow as the first three-QB system
Alfred Haynesworth as DT
Titus Young, Ocho, and TO at WR
Peyton Hillis at HB

EDIT: And I want them to then go undefeated

# ? Feb 12, 2013 23:59

E_Motion: Oct 26, 2004; Oh hey, I seem to have caught your ball. Let me just return it to our end zone for you, it's safer there!

I hope KC takes a chance on him so we have both HYPE BEST QUARTERBACK EVER prospects of the 2007 NFL draft on one team.

God, that draft was bad for QBs. Besides JaMarcus and Brady Quinn it had such household names as Jordan Palmer, Troy Smith and Tyler Thigpen.

E_Motion fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2013 around 00:08

# ? Feb 13, 2013 00:04

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008

gently caress yall, I hope Jeff Garcia gets him back in the league.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 00:07

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

I want the Jets to become the Island of Misfit Toys on a field

JMR, Sanchez, and Tebow as the first three-QB system
Alfred Haynesworth as DT
Titus Young, Ocho, and TO at WR
Peyton Hillis at HB

EDIT: And I want them to then go undefeated

Tebow isn't enough of a malcontent for this.

If you want to talk locker room cancer, we need to talk about this Jay Cutler fella

# ? Feb 13, 2013 00:09

Optimus Subprime: Mar 26, 2005; Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

I hope this all results in another fathead run. I missed out the first time when they were going for pennies on the dollar.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 00:16

HERE LIES TEBOW: Jan 19, 2012

Optimus Subprime posted:

I hope this all results in another fathead run. I missed out the first time when they were going for pennies on the dollar.

Any poster of JaMarcus Russell is a fathead poster

# ? Feb 13, 2013 00:18

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003

E_Motion posted:

I hope KC takes a chance on him so we have both HYPE BEST QUARTERBACK EVER prospects of the 2007 NFL draft on one team.

God, that draft was bad for QBs. Besides JaMarcus and Brady Quinn it had such household names as Jordan Palmer, Troy Smith and Tyler Thigpen.

Matt Moore is the best QB in the 2007 class and he was an UDFA.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 00:53

B.F. Hoodrich: May 15, 2006; welp

sweet thursday posted:

So he's almost mathematically a quarterfat.

We await your return with bated breath, JaMarcus!

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:00

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008

Drew Stanton: Best Quarterback of the 2007 NFL Draft

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:01

AAA DOLFAN: Jun 17, 2002; AAA DOLFAN answered him, 'Though they all fall away because of you, I will never fall away.'

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Drew Stanton: Best Quarterback of the 2007 NFL Draft

Bzzzttt we're sorry but that's incorrect.

Man, you know what, forget what everyone says. Good for him if he matured later and is giving this a full sincere effort.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:20

DinosaurEggSalad: Sep 4, 2008

JaMarcus shouldn't bother losing the weight, he should just market himself as the first ever blocking quarterback.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:20

HERE LIES TEBOW: Jan 19, 2012

DinosaurEggSalad posted:

JaMarcus shouldn't bother losing the weight, he should just market himself as the first ever blocking quarterback.

I bet him and Tebow could set up some fascinating wildcat plays

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:25

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Bzzzttt we're sorry but that's incorrect.

Tyler Thigpen is bad.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:30

Oodles of Wootles: Nov 8, 2008; safe

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

I bet him and Tebow could set up some fascinating wildcat plays

gently caress that, convince Jared Lorenzen to stop being the commissioner of whatever the Ultimate Indoor Football League is

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:37

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; Scoring? No, sir, I trust my opponents to be men of upstanding moral character.

Oodles of Wootles posted:

gently caress that, convince Jared Lorenzen to stop being the commissioner of whatever the Ultimate Indoor Football League is

Jamarcus and Lorenzen on the same team. The ultimate WildFat package.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:39

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Hello my new favorite thread. I will always love JaMarcus for destroying Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. I'm tempted to buy Madden '09 and trade for a busted, useless JaMarcus and destroy the league although he may have to wait his turn behind Brett Basanez.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:41

AAA DOLFAN: Jun 17, 2002; AAA DOLFAN answered him, 'Though they all fall away because of you, I will never fall away.'

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Tyler Thigpen is bad.

Matt Moore is head and shoulders above Stanton, both in production thus far (which is sad) and in current value to NFL teams. Just because he wasn't drafted doesn't mean he wasn't in the draft class. Who would have thought the best QB in that entire draft would have been a UDFA out of Oregon State.

Drew Stanton is a big motha though. I had no idea he was 6'4 235

# ? Feb 13, 2013 02:14

SteelAngel2000: Feb 22, 2007; Win Win Win, cut down nets
A-Z-T-E-C got next
Let 'em play, let 'em play
Home team all day
Work hard like Coach Fish say
Aztecs, what's up?

Detroit_Dogg posted:

gently caress yall, I hope Jeff Garcia gets him back in the league.

There's a better chance of Jeff Garcia getting back in the league

# ? Feb 13, 2013 02:17

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Just because he wasn't drafted doesn't mean he wasn't in the draft class.

But it does mean he can't be the Best Quarterback of the 2007 NFL Draft.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 03:05

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# ? May 24, 2013 07:40

New Division: Jun 23, 2004; I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

310 pounds? Well I guess that's not that much more than his playing weight the last season he was in the NFL.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 03:11

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