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LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden


http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/N...ooting-20130214

quote:

PARALYMPIC and Olympic athlete Oscar Pistorius has allegedly shot and killed his girlfriend, it has been reported.

Pistorius allegedly shot and killed his girlfriend in the early hours of Thursday morning, apparently after thinking she was an intruder, South African news site Beeld reported.

Beeld has named the victim as Reeva Steenkamp, a model who had appeared in FHM magazine.

The pair first appeared in public at the South African sports awards in November last year.

Police spokesman Katlego Mogale said a "26-year-old man had been taken into custody for shooting a 30-year-old woman".

Hooooooly poo poo. Initial reports point to an accidental shooting, but the police will obviously have to sort it out. Also raises more questions about athletes and guns, as well it probably should.

Word is that police knew the bullets came from Pistorius' gun because the gun had more propulsion than a normal one.

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hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...


If the shoe fits...

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Here stands baseball's perfect warrior.

Here stands baseball's perfect knight.


How could you leave out the best part?

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

Whee! I'm Dick Tracy! Bang! Take that Pruneface!

It raises more questions about athletes and guns? How?

SAMB0
Jul 9, 2004

Let me Axe you something

Holy poo poo. I must have wrote 10+ pages on this guy during my undergrad for multiple courses. Very wild.. That tweet she sent out is hilariously sad though.

IanTheM
May 22, 2007
He came from across the Atlantic. . .

Ace Jameson posted:

It raises more questions about athletes and guns? How?

Their testosterone levels are too high . . .

The broken bones
Jan 3, 2008

And sometimes when I'm falling, flying or tumbling in center I say
Whoa so this is what NedCo means.

this is an unbelievable story

windsor
Dec 4, 2002



Tyrell said it had something to do with her brain implant.

Jono C
Mar 28, 2007

I'm Tom Waterhouse, and I'm sponsoring this poster in the Something Awful 2013 NRL thread.

www.tomwaterhouse.com


I'm a precious snowflake, dammit.


LARGE THE HEAD posted:

Also raises more questions about athletes and guns, as well it probably should.

It's going to be more a case of "South Africa is all sorts of hosed up". Almost every South African I've spoken to is glad to be out of there, it isn't a safe place.

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden


Jono C posted:

It's going to be more a case of "South Africa is all sorts of hosed up". Almost every South African I've spoken to is glad to be out of there, it isn't a safe place.

Good point. They did a nice job shoving that under the rug after the 2010 World Cup.

HeebHustler
Jan 16, 2007



LARGE THE HEAD posted:

Good point. They did a nice job shoving that under the rug after the 2010 World Cup.

Everyone was too busy wavin their flag to do something heinous.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

EPO all in my veins
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I pass this guy


At the prison sports day he had damned well better be in seperate categories than the able bodied inmates

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..


Pistorius has been charged with murder.

quote:

johannesmyburgh: Police "surprised" over reports Pistorius thought his gf was intruder. "These reports didn't come from us" - police spox Denise Beukes

johannesmyburgh: Police say previous "domestic" incidents reported at Pistorius' home.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



stole this from the gbs thread

miss_chaos
Apr 7, 2006


Apparently she was shot four times in the head and arm. I'd say the speed of the charges indicates he is in a world of poo poo.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006


shyduck posted:

stole this from the gbs thread



Trolling a dead woman's twitter account with a hilarious joke, classy.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Yeah I "accidentally" shot someone four times with a gun.

I'd say that 99% of "accidental" shootings are people trying to cover for some dumb loving poo poo they did with a gun.

LordPants
Mar 5, 2011

Four more years boys, four more years.


quote:

There were indications that Pistorius had fears about his safety. In an interview with the Daily Mail before the London 2012 Games it was revealed he slept with a pistol next to his bed and kept a machine gun by a window.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/201...riend-shot-dead

quote:

At 4am South African time this morning, he appears to have used a gun in self defence against what he may have thought was a home invasion.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/other-s...17#.URzU96Uwptw

We don't know anything more specific, but this is some of the stuff I've seen kicking around the internet.

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010



soooo does south africa have a second amendment?

SteelAngel2000
Feb 22, 2007

Win Win Win, cut down nets
A-Z-T-E-C got next
Let 'em play, let 'em play
Home team all day
Work hard like Coach Fish say
Aztecs, what's up?


shyduck posted:

stole this from the gbs thread



miss_chaos
Apr 7, 2006


The police involved have said they have no indication of a case of mistaken identity, and have emphatically said that the rumour printed in the South African media has not come from them.

South Africa is really unsafe in general, violent crime is everywhere. I have a number of South African friends who were held up at gunpoint, or had their homes ransacked. it's not uncommon for people to carry hand guns with them for protection and live in ridiculous compounds.

The police have also said Pistorius apparently had a history of 'domestic-related' call outs.

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Here stands baseball's perfect warrior.

Here stands baseball's perfect knight.


Wandle Cax posted:

Trolling a dead woman's twitter account with a hilarious joke, classy.

You're... not familiar with Gendo, are you?

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...


The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

A true leader of men



Good lord, that is a very bad slogan

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!



The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.

Scylla
Sep 20, 2001



HeebHustler posted:

Everyone was too busy blowing their vuvuzela to do something heinous.

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Here stands baseball's perfect warrior.

Here stands baseball's perfect knight.


Harlock posted:

The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.

hahaha this is great

a false
Mar 5, 2009

TURTLES ARE MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO HERMIT CRABS THAN THEY ARE TO ANY OTHER TERRESTRIAL ANIMAL BECAUSE TURTLES GO AROUND LOOKING FOR A SHELL JUST LIKE HERMIT CRABS
This is not an iguana btw, thats a turtle without its shell. Ask me about gambling too

Groucho Marxist posted:

You're... not familiar with Gendo, are you?

Ah, he does this often, well that's ok then.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004
Number One In The Hood, G



This is why you never, ever bring your augmentations in to LIMB clinics when they're recalled.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



This has been the weirdest sports year. Te'o, Blade Runner is a murderer...

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

A true leader of men


SamuraiFoochs posted:

This has been the weirdest sports year. Te'o, Blade Runner is a murderer...

Kobe literally hisses at people

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Oh my god. The microchip has been compromised.


I'm stumped as to how this could happen.

Manstrocity
Apr 28, 2009


miss_chaos posted:

The police involved have said they have no indication of a case of mistaken identity, and have emphatically said that the rumour printed in the South African media has not come from them.


So the rumor this was a case of mistaken identity has no... merit.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



The Glumslinger posted:

Kobe literally hisses at people

I knew I was forgetting something but yes this too.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



BrooklynBruiser posted:

I'm stumped as to how this could happen.

I'm not. She got shot four times before he realized it was her, and the police had been called to their house for domestic disputes before? If he's trying to mount a defense, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Pringleton
Jul 20, 2008


tinstaach posted:

I'm not. She got shot four times before he realized it was her, and the police had been called to their house for domestic disputes before? If he's trying to mount a defense, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

To be fair, I would always expect multiple shots in a home defense case. Right, wrong or indifferent, if you are using a gun to defend yourself, you don't fire one shot, then wait to see if it worked before firing again. If you feel you have a need to fire a gun, you need to keep firing it. That said, don't loving fire your gun if you don't know what you're shooting at, goddamn.

Anyway, I dunno what the actual situation was, it may have been a tragic accident, may have been not an accident, but the fact that there were multiple shots fired isn't an indication one way or the other.

JerksNeedLoveToo
Nov 12, 2006


tinstaach posted:

I'm not. She got shot four times before he realized it was her, and the police had been called to their house for domestic disputes before? If he's trying to mount a defense, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Pretty sure the "I'm stumped..." was an amputee pun.

Edit: And if it wasn't,

Edit2: And now I see the "he doesn't have a leg to stand on" ending to your post. With this subject, the colloquial puns are just too easy. I give up trying to tell what's a pun and what's not, someone else give it a shot.

Edit3: Motherfucker.

JerksNeedLoveToo fucked around with this message at Feb 15, 2013 around 03:18

a false
Mar 5, 2009

TURTLES ARE MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO HERMIT CRABS THAN THEY ARE TO ANY OTHER TERRESTRIAL ANIMAL BECAUSE TURTLES GO AROUND LOOKING FOR A SHELL JUST LIKE HERMIT CRABS
This is not an iguana btw, thats a turtle without its shell. Ask me about gambling too

JerksNeedLoveToo posted:

Pretty sure the "I'm stumped..." was an amputee pun.

Edit: And if it wasn't,

so was the "doesn't have a leg to stand on" in the post you are replying to, please don't mistake anything anyone is doing in this thread for trying to actually talk about what happened, these are goons and they can only interpret situations through hacky puns that everyone already thought of.

ryan8723
May 18, 2004

Trust me, I read it on TexAgs.

shyduck posted:

stole this from the gbs thread



Classic Gendo .

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jeffersonlives
Jul 22, 2007

But I set fire to the Raines
Watched it pour as I stole your base


a false posted:

so was the "doesn't have a leg to stand on" in the post you are replying to, please don't mistake anything anyone is doing in this thread for trying to actually talk about what happened, these are goons and they can only interpret situations through hacky puns that everyone already thought of.

There isn't really a lot to talk about, is there? Pistorius is either a murderer or both paranoid and negligent; either way, a girl is dead and Pistorius is going to be in jail for a long time unless he's bailed out by an incompetent justice system. It's a very sad thing, and that's about it.

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