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    BBC reports: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21455453 News24 is Apparently the world-renowned athlete from South Africa, Oscar Pistorius of London Olympics fame (pictured above), was awakened at 4am by an intruder entering his home. Proving that he does not owe his speed to the artificial legs he wears, he used his entirely non-prosthetic quick trigger finger to dispose of the intruder. Once in an arm, and once in the head. Unfortunately, the intruder turned out to be his girlfriend, who was sneaking into his house at 4am on Valentine's Day to surprise him. Girlfriend pictured below, pre-bullet.    So what do you think, guys? Does his defense have a leg to stand on? Updated 2/17: Looks like the intruder story has been disqualified and was as artificial as his carbon fiber blades. Oscar Pistorius really stepped in it deep with this. South African police have charged him with premeditated murder, and also he Updated 2/20: The South African media sucks, don't listen to them. If it isn't in the courtroom logs, it's just media speculation. Randandal fucked around with this message at Feb 20, 2013 around 10:07 |
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I am not sure if this thread is real or you just made it to be punny. vv Let it begin!! fdaJJ fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 08:50 |
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He isn't going to have a spring in his step for a while.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 08:47 |
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Huh...he sort of jumped the gun this time, huh?
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 08:48 |
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I thought this was going to be about him getting married.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 08:50 |
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Is his house in South Africa? I don't know much about this guy but given the circumstances and if his house is in South Africa - it'll be determined a lawful shooting me thinks. Gotta feel for the guy though, sucks to him right about now. And drat, what a hottie! Sorry I can't think of any puns. I'm not punny.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 08:52 |
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Did I miss the memo allowing puns again? Regardless, this sucks. Super-hot girlfriend decides to wake you up at 4am on valentines day (for a blowjob), you decide to serve her hot lead instead of hot He's a cool bro, met him once at a very drunk festival and he punched my friend in the stomach.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 08:53 |
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Did he at least give her a running start?
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 09:01 |
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Saga posted:Did he at least give her a running start? Alright I like this one
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 09:04 |
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What a horrible loving situation. I hope he'll be able to bounce back. No really that is goddamn sad. The Rage fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 09:10 |
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Captain Backslap posted:I thought this was going to be about him getting married.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 09:22 |
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Jesus, that's horrible. Gotta stand your ground in your own home, though. Regardless of the surprise by the friendly intrusion, any excuse he tries to give her just
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 09:27 |
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In my day you weren't allowed artificial aids in domestic violence. We had to beat our wives to death with our own two hands. 
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 09:28 |
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He doesnt have legs. Edit, looks like he has been taken into custody now... Mallory fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 10:33 |
| # ? Feb 14, 2013 09:51 |
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Oh lord here come the
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 09:53 |
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Edit: beaten first post. Brilliant thread title. Limp Wristed Limey fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 10:02 |
| # ? Feb 14, 2013 09:56 |
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He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:00 |
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According to Eurosport he has just been charged with murder. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/...-071857573.html
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:01 |
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Looks like he's probably guilty under South African law:quote:If we apply this to the car theft scenario above, then it is clear that you would not be able to use lethal force to prevent the theft of your vehicle. You would have to resort to other non-lethal methods of trying to prevent the crime. If during your lawful attempts to prevent the theft, the thief retaliates and poses a threat to your life or anyone else, only then would you legally be entitled to use necessary force to defend yourself or others. http://www.iss.org.za/pubs/CrimeQ/No.8/duPlessis.htm Amputerrible.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:05 |
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I bet he'll have some legal hurdles to jump before this is all said and done.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:07 |
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Fumble posted:According to Eurosport he has just been charged with murder. quote:"The deceased was shot four times and died on the scene. It is believed that she was the girlfriend of the accused." He shot her four times? I'm sorry, but my sympathy is quickly evaporating for this guy.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:08 |
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Horrible pun removed
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There was a similar case a few years ago were a father shot and killed his daughter, believing her a robber stealing a car outside the family home. If I'm not mistaken he was found guilty of murder but given a suspended sentence or some such, the details escape me. Edit: Different incident to the I referred to above, but father was charged with culpable homicide in this case http://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-cou...rglar-1.1300063 Either way Oscar's got a fun few years ahead of him. Edit2: VVV Where do you get that from? Prawned fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 10:12 |
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WMain00 posted:He shot her four times? I'm sorry, but my sympathy is quickly evaporating for this guy. Sympathy for Pistorius? The guy is a grade A solid gold and diamond encrusted arsehole. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/ol...ras-blades.html Fumble fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 10:20 |
| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:10 |
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This is absolutely insane. No words...holy poo poo.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:12 |
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I can't tell from the picture you posted, but did she also have cyborg legs? This is important.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:20 |
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Exclamation Marx posted:Looks like he's probably guilty under South African law: Guess he doesn't have any legal footing then
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:20 |
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This is horrible, but I'm kind of glad it's brought out the old SA in people. This is from his girlfriend's Twitter:
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:21 |
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Loonytoad Quack posted:This is horrible, but I'm kind of glad it's brought out the old SA in people. This is from his girlfriend's Twitter:  Well this is awkward
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:25 |
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WMain00 posted:He shot her four times? I'm sorry, but my sympathy is quickly evaporating for this guy. Eh four shots is just pulling the trigger a lot in an adrenaline rush, your sympathy should have disappeared when he never gave her the chance to identify herself or surrender. Saying "No sudden moves!" doesn't just let you to sound cool like Crockett and Tubbs it also helps you not shoot grandma.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:26 |
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He was probably drinking and they got into an argument. When you drink to the point of being legless and there are guns around, bad things are always going to happen with someone with such a known bad temper.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:30 |
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Loonytoad Quack posted:This is horrible, but I'm kind of glad it's brought out the old SA in people. This is from his girlfriend's Twitter: I love you Gendo. I actually missed the memo about puns being banned but I think that this thread has legs and an exception ought to be made to allow it to compete on its' own merits. To answer a question earlier, Reeva Steenkamp (Pistorius's girlfriend) is in possession of all four natural limbs, or was prior to this morning's tragedy.  This defense strategy might have worked in the US system but given the law posted above, Oscar will likely stand trial and be convicted. Which makes me even sadder and more pun-prone, because assuming he knows the South African self-defense laws, then he really isn't fabricating the story to cover up murdering his girlfriend, and this really was a horrible accident. 
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Pardon my ignorance but I figured South Africa being a land where criminal gangs keep hyenas and Prawn tech is abundant self defense would be on the level of somewhere like Texas
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:42 |
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Fumble posted:Sympathy for Pistorius? The guy is a grade A solid gold and diamond encrusted arsehole. Are you sure you linked to the right article? That doesn't make him sound like an rear end in a top hat at all. Certainly not a level of assholery that should warrant this kind of a "how dare you feel sympathy for this man  " response.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:47 |
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He was getting on my nerves with the stupid DSTV ads, so the upshot of all of this is they're probably going to pull those. I'm going to tell my gf that even though I didn't get her anything for valentines day, at least I didn't shoot her.
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KinkyJohn posted:I'm going to tell my gf that even though I didn't get her anything for valentines day, at least I didn't shoot her. Men the world over thank you for your sacrifice, Mr. Pistorius
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:50 |
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This is a terrible incident, and legal fees alone are going to cost him an arm and a... Never mind. It's cut his career off at the knees, but we also have to allow for the possibility that the shooting was the result of a fight - maybe he didn't like the socks his girlfriend got him for Valentines day?  More seriously, given that he's going to a South African jail, I wouldn't say sex is going to be out of the question for lent.
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news24 is the best source for SA related stuff: http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/N...tation-20130214 KinkyJohn fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 11:03 |
| # ? Feb 14, 2013 10:58 |
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Maybe I'm missing it but nowhere in the article linked in the OP does it say she came in at 4am or that he thought she was an intruder? Just that she was shot between 4a and 5a in the house.
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Yeah I'm only seeing a few sources reporting the "mistaken for an intruder" angle. Not saying it isn't true but I think the big news sites are being super cautious in reporting one way or another on what happened here.
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