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HondaRider271 posted:I'm confused now. Is he just totally admitting to murdering her in cold blood? How did the police debunk the self-defense rumor without a confession? This is such a weird story.
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Bolivar posted:The year is off to a good start for Nike sponsorships It's almost to the point where I might have to just motivate myself to exercise and decide what clothes to buy instead of just emulating sports celebrities. In 6 months I'll be fat and naked.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 18:10 |
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I hope this guy doesn't think his dashing good looks are enough to get him off the hook. Dashing good looks. Dashing.
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Count Freebasie posted:That News 24 link says that the police are going to oppose bail for him and that the neighbors had already reported incidents/things happening at the home earlier in the evening. And it doesn't help that the police made domestic disturbance calls to house as well.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 18:15 |
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On the other hand, he successfully protected his stuff so +1 for guns!
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 18:19 |
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 and this one just begs to be photoshopped: 
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Bolivar posted:
It looks like he's not standing on legs. E;f,b
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quote:Mr Pistorius, 26, is known as the "blade runner", and was the first double amputee to run in the Olympics. Maybe she was a replicant? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 18:30 |
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Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 18:43 |
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ethanol posted:Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here. Looks like someone took a picture and then published it.
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Halman posted:Looks like someone took a picture and then published it. Looks like someone created a picture from three different pictures.
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ethanol posted:Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here. He is standing in the savannah, holding a leashed cheetah.
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I'm glad he's dead.
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Who Dat posted:He is standing in the savannah, holding a leashed cheetah. I'm not sure he has a leg to do the standing on.
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Literally Named Dan posted:I'm not sure he has a leg to do the standing on. One man bravely parodies pun posting. Too bad he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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ethanol posted:Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here. Serious answer: the blades are sometimes called "cheetah legs/blades" because of their shape. Comedy answer: they're both about to be released and hunted as the most dangerous game.
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ethanol posted:Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here. In the background, we see the Savannah, which represents the wilderness of Africa (Oscar Pistorious is South African). In his hands, he holds a leash that is connected to a cheetah. Cheetahs are known for being able to run very fast, and for being native to Africa. Oscar Pistorious, the famous paraplegic runner, has captured nature's speed and agility. It is his domestic pet. He takes it for walks into the Savannah while he thinks about how he is the Savannah: Wild and impossible to tame, unlike his pet cheetah.
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Deviant posted:Maybe she was a replicant? Have you ever retired a human by mistake?
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 19:10 |
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Pretty drat sad but the puns here are priceless.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 19:15 |
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Caufman posted:Have you ever retired a human by mistake? Hey, I'm not on trial here. He is.
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ethanol posted:Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here. It's just a no-legged murdery dude taking his cat for a walk at night. WTF is there not to get?
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 19:27 |
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I bet someone today regrets getting this sweet tattoo.  Perhaps they can append "and I'm a terrible person" or "including murdering my girlfriend!" What a messed-up story.
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ethanol posted:Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 19:48 |
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I'm sure he is crippled with guilt. Also, Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorious? Never trust any athlete who has had to overcome any serious personal obstacle ever because they are all scumbags. It goes without saying that everyone in the Paralympics is a terrible person.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 20:02 |
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I imagine his lawyers will stump for a less severe sentence when the facts come out.
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davebo posted:It's almost to the point where I might have to just motivate myself to exercise and decide what clothes to buy instead of just emulating sports celebrities. Sounds fairly typical to me my friend.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 20:05 |
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ethanol posted:Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here. I know, I mean where does one procure a cheetah leash anyway
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Luth posted:I'm sure he is crippled with guilt. Shrapnac posted:I imagine his lawyers will stump for a less severe sentence when the facts come out. I don't know if you care or not but these made me laugh. I thought all the good puns were taken.
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  Worried about intruders in this ritzy gated community, something is fishy...
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As somone who has lived in South Africa, house with electric fence and all that, it does really feel like he took the home security thing too far. As others have mentioned, home invasions in SA are quite bad, but that does not mean you can sleep with a loving gun by the side of your bed and feel okay to shoot anything that moves. If he sticks to the home invasion bit he will definitely come across as a paranoid madman. As for the question about Afrikaaner nationalists asked a few pages back, I haven't been in SA for quite a while but I don't think the AWB are still around. Really the whole situation sounds loving ludicrous. National hero shoots girlfriend dead.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 20:24 |
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It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
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Madkal posted:As somone who has lived in South Africa, house with electric fence and all that, it does really feel like he took the home security thing too far. Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
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I'll bet he's a real fun guy to have spring up at your next shindig.
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Madkal posted:As somone who has lived in South Africa, house with electric fence and all that, it does really feel like he took the home security thing too far. It is ludicrous, because the whole story is a lie or at least grasping at the straws by a lovely media. He murdered his girlfriend, straight up.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 20:42 |
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actionjackson posted:I know, I mean where does one procure a cheetah leash anyway Ok, now you're just being mean.
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1st AD posted:It is ludicrous, because the whole story is a lie or at least grasping at the straws by a lovely media. Good thing we have you here to pass judgment. Also based solely upon reports from "lovely media". Shut down the judicial system in South Africa, import 1st AD! Prawned fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 21:05 |
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South Africa's culture of gun ownership, self defense, and gated compounds being attacked by invaders seems like a pretty good picture of America in 20 years.
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ethanol posted:Can somebody explain this picture to me? I mean what the gently caress is going on here. Sure, it's a preview of Far Cry 4 where you can replace lost limbs and tame the wildlife as sidekick pets.. Wait, no.. Bobbie Wickham posted:Serious answer: the blades are sometimes called "cheetah legs/blades" because of their shape. This is the correct answer.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Sure, it's a preview of Far Cry 4 where you can replace lost limbs and tame the wildlife as sidekick pets.. Whatever, just photoshop it already and make it funnier. You could swap the cheetah head with the murderer head, that would be pretty original. ethanol fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 21:11 |
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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