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Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


JT Jag posted:

If the Democrats are able to just barely squeak out retention of the Senate, it will be a win. Because just look at what the 2016 elections look like.

24 Republicans up for re-election compared to 10 Democrats is an even worse map than 2014, as the Tea Party nuts finally come up for re-election. Factor in that it'll be during a Presidential Election that currently figures to go well for the Democratic Party (but who knows how things will be three years from now?), and there could be a pretty big electoral shift.

Although none if it will really matter until 2020. The Republicans effectively permanently control the House until then considering how badly they've gerrymandered certain key states.
I'll be happy if we can just get rid of Ron Johnson.

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Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Joementum posted:

Judd will be playing the FLOTUS in a movie coming out next month where President Aaron Eckhart is kidnapped by terrorists inside the White House.

And manly bad dudes have to rescue him. And then he eats a burger. Of which the bad dudes get NONE.

gently caress you President Eckhart. :smith:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


dethslayer666 posted:

You can have Alberta if Canada gets Minnesota and Vermont.

Don't leave us Californians to die in the horrible shithole that is America! :argh: :ca:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Joementum posted:

In Terry McAuliffe's 2007 memoirs he recounts that his wife kicked him out of the hospital when she was having a baby and he went to a Washinton Post party. OK, that's not the most flattering story, but it's somewhat understandable. Then he tells about what he did on the way home from the hospital with his newborn child.


What a likeable guy. :allears:

Ahahahaha. Hahahaha. Go gently caress yourself, McAuliffe.

Talk about picking between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. /southpark

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Magres posted:

Hey if you fucks are going anywhere, Oregon gets to come with you. You're not allowed to escape without us and Washington coming along for the ride.

I was under the impression that the West Coast (and BC) was gonna split off and form the Environmentalist Utopia of Cascadia anyway.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Alter Ego posted:

Holy poo poo, what a douche. I'm so sorry, Virginians--if you'd like we can lend you Deval Patrick for a while. He's not perfect, but he's a drat sight better than either of the turds you'll be choosing.

Jerry Brown is better. :colbert:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


watt par posted:

7/12 and I've never seen a single episode of that show.

Same here.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Joementum posted:

Oh good, the RNC noticed that Terry narrates the audiobook version of his memoir, so you get to hear those passages read in his voice in their new ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmiT4a96FGY

When McAuliffe loses all the questions will be variations on "why the hell did the Dems nominate an egotistical douchebag?"

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


mcmagic posted:

I'm not sure it wouldn't serve progressive values better to have a GOP lunatic in the Senate like Joe Miller terrifying women and minorities than to have Mark Begich reelected.

In the same way it would be better for progressive values if George W. Bush were still in office.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


mcmagic posted:

Why? Nothing good is getting through the senate anyway no matter who wins that race. Is it worth diverting money from other races to keep Mark Begich Claire McCaskill in the senate?

:colbert:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


mcmagic posted:

She's slightly less terrible than Begich though it's still a valid point.

Do you mean to tell me that it's better for Todd "if you were raped and impregnated you are a LYING SLUT" Akin to be in the Senate than a Blue Dog Dem?

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013



That's a black mark on their records, then.

But they're still going up against people whose records are loving drenched in darkness. I'll go with the first guys, thanks.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


mcmagic posted:

It's important for judicial nominations. Thats about it.

You must be deluded if you think control of the Senate is that unimportant.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Pyroxene Stigma posted:

Is this because the Senate is the last line of defense on bills being voted into law, barring veto? Every time I hear of crazy poo poo getting through the House, I'm always reminded that it'll never pass the Senate.

Pretty much.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


De Nomolos posted:

The only way I could see a split is if left wing Dems/progressives in deep blue areas where the GOP is non-existent or beyond inept (most major cities, states like CA and NY) went full-on into a group like the Working Families Party. That would still only work on a local level, since WFP relies on labor boots-on-the-ground to have influence rather than ad buys.

The WFP just nominates the Dem. candidate most of the time anyway.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


BrotherAdso posted:

Northam-Herring-Cuccinelli slate:

Unless Cuccinelli jumped ship in the last hour and I missed the memo, I believe you mean Northam-Herring-McAuliffe slate. :v:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


SedanChair posted:

I think 4+ years of incumbency have proven that if a new Obama came from the left, Obama's supporters would use the new Obama's Wright against him.
What if New Obama didn't practice any religion? :smug:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Obsoletely Fabulous posted:

It looks like Michigan may have an independent candidate for Governor, who will probably lose horribly.

http://www.michiganradio.org/post/ann-arbor-man-run-governor

Independent Progressive

:suicide:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


AA is for Quitters posted:

I'm all for Booker getting his name out by nabbing the Senate seat with the hope of seeing an NJ power prez ticket in 2016 of Booker/Holt.
Wait, isn't that illegal? AFAIK, Cheney had to declare his home state Wyoming even though he was living in Texas at the time for some obscure legal reason.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


...ok, the "sending $$$ to dictators in Egypt" bit I get, but North Korea? When did that happen?

Or did the ad team just figure "hmm, that part about the dictators seems a little light, let's tack on a generic BAD GUY NATION"?

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Joementum posted:

The US routinely provided food aid to North Korea, which Santorum voted for.
Well, that (sorta) makes sense.

Painting food aid as "dictator support" is totally something Ronnie-boy and his personality cult would do.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


spoon0042 posted:

Also sticking it to the unions. Also there's no CEO getting $10 million bonuses off some people's addiction, which is practically theft as far as Republicans are concerned.
And making sure those drat dirty poors don't have a way to become noveau riche.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Brigadier Sockface posted:

Its on in Kentucky. A few months after Ashley Judd was talked out of running, Kentucky SoS Alison Grimes has now officially announced that she will run against the Turtleman.
In April PPP had McConnell up 4, in May it had them tied 45-45.

Let's do this. :getin:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


quote:

Have you ever noticed that states with 90% (or more) white population, votes liberal/Dem? States like Washington, Oregon, Delaware, N.H. and Maine.......That's because most only see Blacks or Browns on T.V. and think: "Gee, they seem like such nice people." Try living with them!!!!!!

Which is EXACTLY why the District of Columbia is a Democratic stronghold, its famed 90%+ white population. Wait...

I also like how he conveniently fails to mention California which has like a billion Hispanics and votes strongly Dem anyway.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


ComradeCosmobot posted:

Not really, no. And the fact that the Senate minority leader in a state that went 60-40 for Romney and managed to kick out a five-term Democratic incumbent last year is being called the "most vulnerable" candidate should say a lot about how few opportunities there are for Dem pickups.
What's this a reference to? Kentucky didn't have a Senate election in 2012 and the seat was held by a Republican before Rand (son of Ron) was elected in 2010.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


jeffersonlives posted:

Eh, polling has shown McConnell as pretty vulnerable even in a vacuum for a while now, and Kentucky has a Democratic governor, lieutenant governor, AG, secretary of state (obviously), treasurer, and auditor so it's not really a state like Idaho or Louisiana where Democrats cannot win statewide.

Not to mention, the 2004 Senate race was pretty close and the Republican only one by 1.4%. In 2004, which was otherwise a good year for Republicans.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


mcmagic posted:

Oh look, clown extradinaire Steve Lonegan tweeted some racist crap about Booker during the debate.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/09/steve-lonegan-campaign-tweet_n_3731864.html

Now Cory can play the victim for the next week and not have to address his awful views or record at the tail end of the primary campaign...

"Hmm, it looks like some right-wing fuckhead tweeted some racist poo poo about a black Dem politician I don't like. What should I do?

Oh, I know. I'll downplay the very real problem of anti-black racism in America to accuse Booker of 'playing the victim'. That'll teach him."

Gen. Ripper fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Aug 9, 2013

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


mcmagic posted:

If the story becomes "lets all talk about a moron tea bagger with no chance to win that seat's tweet" and not Booker's fraudulent record and his neo liberalism then the people who fund the Logegans of the world win.

A racist getting negative coverage is a victory for the people funding said racist?

:psyduck:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Joementum posted:

Abbott is going to win [the Texas gubernatorial] race by a wide margin.

He'll respond by calling for a federal election, as always.

:v:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Joementum posted:

If he gets over 40% there won't be a runoff, so that's a very important poll number.
de Blasio is the progressive candidate in the race, right? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


jeffersonlives posted:

It's very much a multidimensional race in terms of ideology, but yes, he's very likely the furthest left overall out of the four people who have any significant chance to be the next mayor of New York City (de Blasio, Thompson, Quinn, or Lhota).

In that case, :getin:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


De Blasio just hit 40%!!! :siren:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Teddybear posted:

It's been slowly ticking up. Hopefully he can hold it and we won't have to deal with a runoff.

Really, people, instant runoff voting. It's not that hard.

This is AMERICA, son. We do things our own way!* :911:

* "Our own way" being the shittiest possible way

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Lycus posted:

Yeah, I'm confused. Is that really nothing more than her getting into her SUV and driving away, or am I missing something?

Clearly you can't see it's a precursor to the slavery she'll put Americans through if elected Senator. :smug:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013




Included the first 3 results because lol.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Alter Ego posted:

"Do not believe Bill de Blasio. He says he has moved into the mayor's office. It is a lie, don't believe him."

"We have counted the ballots and de Blasio is losing on all fronts. Lhota shall be mayor, god willing." *shows massive de Blasio rally in the background* :mensch:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


ReV VAdAUL posted:

Which means his opponent would oppose Justice. :getin:

Justice is a tool of Obama's big-government socialism.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So this happened at the Lonnegan concession speech




That is his wife

He's already got eyes for the chick to his right anyway.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


spoon daddy posted:

But..but, if he gets primaried we won't get more videos like this!

Oh gods I nearly forgot about this :allears:

They literally looked at a video with Grimes's head C+P'd on Ellen dancing with Obama and said, "Yep, golden, run it." :laffo:

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Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Joementum posted:

The Club for Growth is up with an ad for the guy primarying Thad Cochran, promising that he'll continue the fight against Obamacare. The ad is titled, "Had Enough?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5ibFxp2CcQ

Yes...yes. Good! Use your massive warchest, Tea Party. Let the right-wing insanity flow through you!

:getin:

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