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Kyle Hyde
Jul 6, 2005

"It's a good gang, isn't it?"





We are back! (sort of) Our standalone version of Gtubes is entering OPEN BETA. It is not feature complete by any means, and there will probably be bugs, but you can come in and watch videos with other goons again.

The new URL is: http://www.goontu.be

Notable changes:
-Spergbot has reached the singularity and is now built into gtube. For mods, this means $ commands still work, but Spergbot is no longer a chat entity.

-There are only very basic commands available right now.

-Webcams are functional!

-There's no search function built in yet, so you gotta paste in youtube urls your own drat self.


Your friendly neighbourhood moderators are: saganlives, Gedt, SilverSliver.

The super awesome Rednames are: DoctorDoctor, Akito12345, WoodrowSkilson, TartanTarget, AnemoneZ, Doffen, IMightBeAdam, Fluffs, HunterCadre, NomChompsky.

The Coding God you will worship is jskz/Afaak.



I just joined the room but everyone is calling me a gray...
When you first join the room you won't have a name. The chat window asks for one, but forget that noise. Instead scroll to the top of the page and in the upper right theres a register button. Do that, it doesn't take you away from the page and they don't verify emails. Until you register chances are no one is gonna care what you have to say and will actively make fun of you.


I don't understand what's happening!
Gtube has been around for over a year now, and a lot of culture has formed over the months. If you don't understand something, ask in chat. Chances are a redname will answer your question, or perhaps just someone who has been around for awhile. It is not recommended that you do this before registering.

In general we're probably either watching random videos from youtube or any number of movies you can find on the ol YT. Occasionally we'll have theme days (like Dinosaur Day) which I will post here so there is advance notice.

No Scheduled Events




Join up, get a and watch some youtubes with us.

-List of gtubes smilies can be found here.

-Previous thread here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3493840

Mumble info: goontube.mumbleserverhost.com port: 12447

Kyle Hyde fucked around with this message at May 19, 2013 around 06:09

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SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

Rednames are: The aforementioned group of goons in the OP above this post. Their names are/will be in red. These are the people that will be skipping inappropriate videos, kicking people for being dicks, and banning people that just can't get it through their heads to play nice or gently caress off.
Hybridmods are: Tubers with permissions given from the Bot that runs the room The Hybridmods are: Burntp0rk, ICU, Griffia, IdioDance, AssHaggis, Stockholm, Teenwitch, SnoopRadley. These are trusted users that have the skip video function. If there are no rednames/mods in the room they are free to use their discretion to skip the video currently playing.
SpergBot is a Bot and has now been implemented into having control of the room. When no videos are added it keeps the list going. It actually adds vids on it's own if nobody else does! Early morinin' tubing pre-caffienated a go-go!
Anybody using the $addrandom command when the vid list is 10 or less brings up 5 random vids and $delete deletes the last vid YOU added


Fun tricks:
- Add videos by clicking the words 'add video' and pasting the url of your video into the space provided.
- If you click the words 'enable webcams' guess what happens? BAM! You can see all our fugly faces if we're on.
- Slow/skippy/funny wavering at the edges of the video/cam's don't work? Chrome is king in Synchtube. Get Chrome.
But I have Chrome and it's still doing funny things!
Go to your plugins (type about :plugin into your blank tab and hit enter). Chances are high that you will see two flash players. Disable the one that ends in 'pprflashplayer.dll'. Ta-daaa!

Need to get a hold of a Redname? Serious problem happening? Got a question to ask? poo poo going down that isn't being addressed? Email SilverSliver at burgharder@gmail.com. Emails full of 'derp derp derp!' will of course be ignored. Actual questions/problems will be replied to.

SilverSliver fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2013 around 09:25

Gedt
Oct 3, 2007



Long live the tube!

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Dank Tea.


When is it DurstDay?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012


IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GONNA SAVE THIS SPOT TO POST HELPFUL TIPS
UGH THANKS SALR
Welcome to Goontube and


Things you should so do
• Register! You don't even need a real email! Hot drat!
• Participate in chat!
• Make hella cool sweet internet friends/lovers/enemies/all?
• Make cool emotes and banners! BUT NOT COOLER THAN MINE
• I was gonna go to court but I'm on tubes
I was gonna pay my child support but I'm on tubes
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm on tubes (3x)
• Made a cool video on Youtube? Show us!
• Join the Facebook group! We'll spam your notifications!
• Wanna go on cams? Use Chrome

Do these and we'll hate you forever
• Want a bump? Please feel free to ask ten thousand times after a redname has said no.
• Oh man is that some really overtly racist or sexist poo poo? Please add more
• God I hope that is a 10 hr long Gangnam Style video! I hope you add that and destroy the list! That'd be swell.
• Are you upset that something you didn't vote for is playing? Feel free to not tell us about it!
• Add a bunch of videos and then leave.
• Someone sexually harassing you? Tell a redname ASAP! (seriously, screencap if you need to)
• Come into the room as a grey? Hope you dont spam the room! You'll be banned!

teen witch fucked around with this message at Feb 19, 2013 around 06:39

Akito12345
Apr 29, 2010


Never have I had so much fun wasting time on the internet with goons as I have with Goontube.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


I love you, Goontoob.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008



Welcome to goontubes you are now trapped here with us all forever.

Doffen
Nov 1, 2004

Helloooo Polly!!!!

Why are you wasting time reading replies? I would be tubing so hard if I weren't on my way to work. Go hog wild tube!


I'll update this post later with some hits of goontube, so you can see what we're all about (inflation fetish vids and fat shakeup)

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



I can't really advocate joining goontube but if you do be prepared for lots of lovely 80s music videos

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

Just Pig Bein' Pig!


Just as little as three weeks ago my life was meaningless and I walked through my days in a haze.
Then I found the Gtubes.
Now my life is amazing and I sleep with all the womans and drink all the boozes. Thanks Gtubes!

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER
Jun 19, 2004

wow
so skull
rad
HAIL SATAN


Sex syrup, beating dead horses and swimming in poop.

That's what Gtubes is.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

I'm uh, hacking into the mainframe!

Inflation Videos, Bronson, and Brotherman Bill

That is what goontube is all about

Would You Like To Know More?

Android11x
Jan 6, 2011

beep nnst boop nnst


goontube 2.0 is good enough for me. I mean, when I go on, I do so to blow a fuckton of time off and have fun while doing it. so yay new thread

ps: beware goon and tube culture

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012


OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

Sex syrup, beating dead horses and swimming in poop.

Sometimes, all at once

M3V
Jul 26, 2012


I had a sexual awakening on goontubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-hJ9pKjbA

SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

M3V posted:

I had a sexual awakening on goontubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-hJ9pKjbA

Uh. You maaaay wanna that vid. SA rules dude.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


SilverSliver posted:

Uh. You maaaay wanna that vid. SA rules dude.

Exactly which part of it looked worksafe to you?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


Was it the balloons?

SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

angerbot posted:

Exactly which part of it looked worksafe to you?

Just the balloons. It was the sheer loaded charisma in his bananahammock that made me worried for my fellow GoonTubers at their places of employment. Tonetta brings out the unbridled sexy in disastrous ways. Prevent workplace orgies! Practice safe tubing!

KinkyJohn
Sep 18, 2002


This is fun to play in the background at work, while I try to work.

ps. did you guys like the sunday service I posted last night?

RobTG
Sep 11, 2001

by T. Finninho


Requesting that during movie night each movie has an intermission where one part of DINNER DANCING WITH FRANK PACHOLSKI is played.

Aonyx
Nov 11, 2012



Goontube is the only thing that keeps me 'sane' at 4am.

precision
May 7, 2006



Reposted from the last thread since it got closed right after I posted it (Sagan )

I don't quite get Gtubes' obsession with Darkon. I mean, yeah the blackface is hilariously awful but it's not a big enough trainwreck of despair for me. I mean I enjoyed watching it once, but don't really care about seeing it again.

Bronson, on the other hand, just showed up on my Netflix Recommended list so why not watch that for the 20th time?

I also don't get Gtubes obsession with Hackers, and I think I was the first mod to ever play that movie. I know I was there anyway, because it was the same morning we watched Pathology, which is still the best thing that ever happened in gtubes, ever.

Rhinoceraptor
Jan 3, 2008

WOO-HOO!
DOIN' MY LITTLE BEAN DANCE!


Well Now that there's a new thread I might as well check it out.

...

Ok then.

RobTG
Sep 11, 2001

by T. Finninho




Good job gtubes! You're a valiant paladin who shows compassion to those s/he bests in combat, upholds justice above all else, and would risk death over being burgerless. Somehow you're not all that honest though and have no qualms with breaking oaths, but that's cool. Fucketh the Nobles.

Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 5, 2011

My microbes and I,
Can't wait to lay down and die,
Realise that we must be spent,
Like the cells that dissolve when a brainwave is sent

I love goontube, now I can shirk my daily responsibilities with other like-minded individuals.

Looking forward to movie day!

Hunter Cadre
Jul 15, 2007

Shas'la knows how to chill.

What up newtubers? Glad to see so many fresh faces. There are good times in store for all of us; I can feel it in my bones!

Things to remember:
1)If you see a poll, VOTE!
2)If you know you'll be AFK, try to check back occasionally and VOTE!
3)If you've been kicked from the room as an AFK check, and subsequently rejoin, VOTE!

I like my tubes how I like my coffee - Democratic.

Unless you haven't registered. In that case, expect no mercy

TheBandOffice
Nov 4, 2009


e: done

TheBandOffice fucked around with this message at May 22, 2013 around 04:05

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



gently caress this, I'm going back to the old thread.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

Half Dog.

Half Horse.

All Awesome.

Sagan had storytime without me?

Also, there will never be durstday. I hope. Please. Oh god.

I'm going to mention that if we run a poll and there's 40 people in there and we only get 10 votes in twenty minutes, you're all probably going to get kicked so the poll is at least a majority of the goons actually watching gtubes. So it's not like we're being assholes by masskicking the room, it's just that spoop and her 32 alts are all in and fast asleep (probably on cams) and we wanna know just how badly you don't wanna watch toddlers and tiaras.

Idioteque Dance
Jun 19, 2004



How about OCD day? No videos longer than 2 minutes allowed.

klockwerk
Jun 30, 2007

dsch


Synctube introduced me to Fatman; I am forever in debt.

rokjok
May 1, 2008



GoonTubes taught me how to be a man. A man who has seen some vile and terrible things. God my eyes. They burn. IT BURNS....

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



rokjok posted:

GoonTubes taught me how to be a man. A man who has seen some vile and terrible things. God my eyes. They burn. IT BURNS....

Says the guy who queued up that weird Castlevania LP

Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Sagan had storytime without me?

Also, there will never be durstday. I hope. Please. Oh god.

I'm going to mention that if we run a poll and there's 40 people in there and we only get 10 votes in twenty minutes, you're all probably going to get kicked so the poll is at least a majority of the goons actually watching gtubes. So it's not like we're being assholes by masskicking the room, it's just that spoop and her 32 alts are all in and fast asleep (probably on cams) and we wanna know just how badly you don't wanna watch toddlers and tiaras.

This is probably the best tubes feature, it's cool that y'all want to have it on in the background or something but when you idle in Gtubes and don't participate in anything, when a 10 HOUR EXTENDED GANGAM STYLE HARLEM "100 WAYS TO LOVE A CAT" SHAKE REMIX video comes on, you're an empty body treated as a "no" vote to skip it. If there isn't a redname or hybrid mod on... we all hate you

I Might Be Adam
Jun 11, 2007

PAUL MACAWTNEY


Lt. Dans Legs posted:

Says the guy who queued up that weird Castlevania LP

He knows not what he posts...

To all the newtubers, come join the downward spiral of reclusiveness and mind-numbing videos while stuffing your face with junk food, wondering where your life went.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

Half Dog.

Half Horse.

All Awesome.

Here in about thirty minutes we're gonna watch Maximum Overdrive.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

God, I LOVE being a turtle!


Tried this for the fist time last night, ended up doing it to nearly 4 am. I feel like utter poo poo right now but it was worth it!

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Kyle Hyde
Jul 6, 2005

"It's a good gang, isn't it?"



Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Sagan had storytime without me?

It wasn't me, mine are never that cool.

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