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Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

Gtubes has introduced me to music and movies I would have never known existed and now are my favorite things in the world. Also, Gtubes is a great place to dump horrible videos that everyone will quickly down vote and skip while you smugly add more that are even worse.


When we going to have cyst Saturday? Randomly having cyst videos pop up is not enough for me

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I Might Be Adam
Jun 11, 2007

PAUL MACAWTNEY


Jeesis posted:

Gtubes has introduced me to music and movies I would have never known existed and now are my favorite things in the world. Also, Gtubes is a great place to dump horrible videos that everyone will quickly down vote and skip while you smugly add more that are even worse.


When we going to have cyst Saturday? Randomly having cyst videos pop up is not enough for me

You and gedt can start your own pimple/cyst popping channel and go hogwild.

Captain Yesterday
Oct 8, 2007

Now it's time to do my people's native dance "DO THE HUSTLE"

I Might Be Adam posted:

You and gedt can start your own pimple/cyst popping channel and go hogwild.

We could just livestream me popping this annoying cyst on my leg .

buteruc
Feb 12, 2009


Captain Yesterday posted:

We could just livestream me popping this annoying cyst on my leg .

If we're livestreaming gross things, can we livestream my Norovirus death?

-love, Spoop

Gedt
Oct 3, 2007



buteruc posted:

If we're livestreaming gross things, can we livestream my Norovirus death?

-love, Spoop

Thought it was tape-licking related.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Dank Tea.


Idioteque Dance posted:

How about OCD day? No videos longer than 2 minutes allowed.

Wouldn't that be ADHD? OCD would be they'd all have to be even numbers!

Idioteque Dance
Jun 19, 2004



Yes, that's what I meant

taupoke
Apr 26, 2008


HOLY SHIT I'M TRIPPING BALLS


Awww yiss Possum signing in for some sweet C Me Dance

RobTG
Sep 11, 2001

by T. Finninho


Fluo posted:

Wouldn't that be ADHD? OCD would be they'd all have to be even numbers!

Don't be so OCD about my ADD bro.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



I don't think goontube will ever see the entirety of Lil B's collection, even if it's all that's played.

Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 5, 2011

My microbes and I,
Can't wait to lay down and die,
Realise that we must be spent,
Like the cells that dissolve when a brainwave is sent



Wow, don't think I could have timed this screencap worse. :P

Hunter Cadre
Jul 15, 2007

Shas'la knows how to chill.

SOUND THE ALARM! ARENA MODE HAS BEEN ENGAGED!

Arena Mode is a contest of youtube guile, panache and machismo where two users square off against each other!
Users are either nominated by peers, chosen by a redname or challenged by a rival! Much smack talking is expected of you both!
A theme is chosen as suggested by the bloodthirsty crowds!
Both users add a video that captures the theme in an attempt to win votes from the onlookers!
The poll decides the winner, who goes on to the next round! The loser is metaphorically eviscerated and dismembered.

BONUS MODES
"Blind Vote" - Both videos are submitted to a redname offsite, and are added by proxy, thus the crowds will not know who they are voting for
"Fate" - A winner with a large streak may choose to challenge a rival to a Fate Round. If the challenged accepts, and the challenger wins, the loser is banished from Gtubes for 24 hours or some other hilarious punishment

Hunter Cadre fucked around with this message at Feb 20, 2013 around 21:52

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



Whimsicalfuckery posted:



Wow, don't think I could have timed this screencap worse. :P

I dunno, think it captures the spirit.

Hunter Cadre
Jul 15, 2007

Shas'la knows how to chill.

Congratulations Idiotequedance on a 3 win Arena streak. Can he do 4?!

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

I'm uh, hacking into the mainframe!

I ask to be a greenname from the day that rednames become a thing, and I come in tonight to find that Gedt is a greenname and I'm not? I demand retribution for this great injustice!

e: reparations have been made and all parties have agreed upon mutual terms.

Sockser fucked around with this message at Feb 20, 2013 around 02:42

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008



precision posted:

I don't quite get Gtubes' obsession with Darkon. I mean, yeah the blackface is hilariously awful but it's not a big enough trainwreck of despair for me. I mean I enjoyed watching it once, but don't really care about seeing it again.

Darkon owns and I'm going to stream it on pajama day next Tuesday because not everyone who wanted to see it got to see it. Like Silver. You want Silver to see Darkon don't you? Hmmm?

NomChompsky fucked around with this message at Feb 20, 2013 around 02:44

precision
May 7, 2006



NomChompsky posted:

Darkon owns and I'm going to stream it on pajama day next Tuesday because not everyone who wanted to see it got to see it. Like Silver. You want Silver to see Darkon don't you? Hmmm?

Well I wasn't like voting against it, I'll likely sit out movie day since I have a massive backlog of poo poo in our Netflix queue (actually a big reason I haven't been using Gtube much lately in general since I said "gently caress it" and started bringing my PS3 to work so I can Netflix while I work since that's somehow acceptable to my boss but just, uh, using Netflix on my work computer he won't let me do).

The firstest of first world problems, tis true.

But sure yeah Darkon is really good at least the first time you watch it. There's another, much more depressing/hilarious, "RPG Gamer" documentary I can't remember the name of, though. Wait, I think it's "The Dungeon Masters". Yep, that's it. And also it's that one that has the hilarious blackface (or is it in both movies? WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING) It used to be on YouTube but they appear to have taken it down and put it up in their "pay" section. You should check it out, it's definitely as good as Darkon and imo much funnier.

Lon Lon Rabbit
Mar 27, 2006
Here comes a special boy!

i want dat emote

gimme day shesmote



yunnerstan?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

Just Pig Bein' Pig!


Lon Lon Rabbit posted:

i want dat emote

gimme day shesmote



yunnerstan?

Genius, I want dat beefbaw smilie.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012



i just realised this looks awfully like my cat. Oh my.

Negerlepper
Dec 4, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!


Why did I get banned? I did not break any of the rules, I hardly did anything at all other than going to bed after registering. So you must have been motivated by some other reasons, like my skin colour or country of origin. Racist assholes.

Protip: Better not register on that site if you're not a white American, they will block your ip.

Negerlepper fucked around with this message at Feb 20, 2013 around 05:39

SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

Negerlepper posted:

Why did I get banned? I did not break any of the rules, I hardly did anything at all other than going to bed after registering. So you must have been motivated by some other reasons, like my skin colour or country of origin. Racist assholes.

Protip: Better not register on that site if you're not a white American, they will block your ip.

No problems dude. We saw your name and made the unjust assumption about racism seeing as your name means "NegroLips" in Scandinavian. I am sorry for the assumption, we have in the past had users come in thinking it was 'oh so funny hurrdurr' to be racist pricks in chat and in vids posted.
I am taking you off the banlist right now and you are welcome. Please pick a different username and come join in the fun.

SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

SilverSliver posted:

No problems dude. We saw your name and made the unjust assumption about racism seeing as your name means "NegroLips" in Scandinavian. I am sorry for the assumption, we have in the past had users come in thinking it was 'oh so funny hurrdurr' to be racist pricks in chat and in vids posted.
I am taking you off the banlist right now and you are welcome. Please pick a different username and come join in the fun.

edit: Dammit I can't take you off the banlist! Synchtube!
As of 6am EST Synchtube does a reset and you will no longer be on the banlist. Please accept my apologies.
REAL EDIT: Oh lookit that I hit reply instead of edit.

Negerlepper
Dec 4, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!


SilverSliver posted:

No problems dude. We saw your name and made the unjust assumption about racism seeing as your name means "NegroLips" in Scandinavian. I am sorry for the assumption, we have in the past had users come in thinking it was 'oh so funny hurrdurr' to be racist pricks in chat and in vids posted.
I am taking you off the banlist right now and you are welcome. Please pick a different username and come join in the fun.

oh... Alright
I'll use a different username next time then

Znorps!
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps

Dignity, Class, Internet



Posting in a thread about gtubes. Killer.

beefbawls

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

None of you are safe!


Yesterday turned out to be a brilliant day to not go to school, only leaving one time to go to Mongolian BBQ with a friend who just HAD to hang out.

Praise goontube.

precision
May 7, 2006



Znorps! posted:

beefbawls

These are delicious especially you slather them in tons of teriyaki and sri racha.

Gedt
Oct 3, 2007



precision posted:

These are delicious especially you slather them in tons of teriyaki and sri racha.

Lingonberry-jam

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

Just Pig Bein' Pig!


Watermelon guy killed gtubes

Schwarbage
Mar 31, 2009

What do we have that they should want? We have a wall to work upon! We have work and they have none, and our work is never done, my children, my children, and the war is never won. The enemy is poverty and the wall keeps out the enemy and we build the wall to keep us free.

CapitalistPig posted:

Watermelon guy killed gtubes

It's back.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



To everybody's disappointment, Android didn't shoot his dick off on cams tonight. I hope this .. collage .. will make up for the sheer amount of disappoint.








Somebody make us a goddamn .gif already.

(Hey there Blahsmack buddy, )

e: Somebody had to.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou fucked around with this message at Feb 21, 2013 around 03:55

SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

A note about hybridmods: Hybridmods are meant to be those in the room at down times when reds are not generally there. To keep the list running smoothly some users were given Bot permissions for when the room is at a down time and help is needed/reds are not paying attention(for sure it happens we are afk at times). Lately some hybrids have been exceptionally skippy and bumpy whenever they feel like it. Please calm it down.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Dank Tea.


One question/request. When making a poll which is generally a yes/no vote, can we just keep it as a yes/no vote and not a 1 yes 2 no option poll. As it generally splits the vote for which ever option has 2 votes for the same answer. So if it was a draw, it looks like the one with only 1 option won. Generally asking as I've seen it happen a lot lately.

Fluo fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2013 around 14:57

rokjok
May 1, 2008



I Might Be Adam posted:

He knows not what he posts...


pfft. I got that vid from you my friend.
"It's you dad, alright. I learned it from watching you."

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

e: Somebody had to.

Lamb was the only one impervious to that terrible anime.

Gedt
Oct 3, 2007



Fluo posted:

One question/request. When making a poll which is generally a yes/no vote, can we just keep it as a yes/no vote and not a 1 yes 2 no option poll. As it generally splits the vote for which ever option has 2 votes for the same answer. So if it was a draw, it looks like the one with only 1 option won. Generally asking as I've seen it happen a lot lately.


To me it all depends on time of day and how many goons are on.

Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars


Or just mentally add the two no votes together, it's not like the polls are tied directly into spergbot

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Dank Tea.


Gedt posted:

To me it all depends on time of day and how many goons are on.

Well atleast keep the polls open untill it gets to the video. It was 5 minutes into the gooncon 2004 documentary and the poll was already closed.

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed

As I have loving said before, as a hybrid my duties involve watching the tubes at ungodly non-peak hours, deleting and skipping unsavory things such as those loving krokodil videos, those weird ones where the dude has half his arm hanging off the bone, the flesh grotesqueries are my thing to like, remove.

Sometimes you just gotta sit back and think 'no i should not add this revolting video of pus and guts to this channel where chill bros hang' gently caress's sakes people have some brolove. Also I only make a poll if theres like, known AFK folk on stopping the skip and there's an overwhelming majority of folks yelling in chat. My steady hand allows me to massage the tubes into a state of complacency, much like stroking the crundle, faahs and buhduss of your lover.

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012


rear end-Haggis posted:

As I have loving said before, as a hybrid my duties involve watching the tubes at ungodly non-peak hours, deleting and skipping unsavory things such as those loving krokodil videos, those weird ones where the dude has half his arm hanging off the bone, the flesh grotesqueries are my thing to like, remove.

Sometimes you just gotta sit back and think 'no i should not add this revolting video of pus and guts to this channel where chill bros hang' gently caress's sakes people have some brolove. Also I only make a poll if theres like, known AFK folk on stopping the skip and there's an overwhelming majority of folks yelling in chat. My steady hand allows me to massage the tubes into a state of complacency, much like stroking the crundle, faahs and buhduss of your lover.

Please record yourself saying this.

That is all.

EDIT: What are the banner dimensions? I forgot.

Again.

I have failed you all.

teen witch fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2013 around 21:11

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