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xPORPOISExWORLDx
May 31, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Guy Fieri didn't register his new restaurant's domain name, so we picked it up and replaced it with a friend's menu. Looks great!

Abenote: And by "a friend's menu", you mean "a bunch of people on Twitter you stole almost all of the jokes from in the first place, without attribution".

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...4#post412705848



http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

Kinda want to laminate it and show up at Guy's on Times Square and order a Superbowl Bash Bro'det with an extra barrel of Doritos

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



That menu is amazing, where can I order that stuff for real?

needs bigger boat
Oct 1, 2005

Now run along and play, and don't come back.

This is even better than the Pete Wells review.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/d...quare.html?_r=0

GBS Till Death
Dec 31, 2004

i <3 pIE!

I think I need to add "Mushroom Dribblins" to my vocabulary.

Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom


http://www.guysamerican.com/

I wonder how long until you get a cease and desist.

edit: Also I want those loving Dorito fries now.

xPORPOISExWORLDx
May 31, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


drat, I guess it made it to some sort of semi-legitimate news site or whatever this thing is

http://www.businessinsider.com/guy-...ody-menu-2013-2

WE'RE HANGING ON!! But now I'm curious as to how long this will go on without them noticing/caring

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003


Liar posted:

http://www.guysamerican.com/

I wonder how long until you get a cease and desist.

edit: Also I want those loving Dorito fries now.

How long until he actually makes these?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Go big or go home...but what if I'm big wherever I go?

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006
Stalin's third evolutionary form

This is incredible, I totally lost it at Football: The Meal. It reminds me a lot of the Achewood Mexican restaurant parody, in the best possible way.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006

O, for a muse of fire

The stuff Guy Fieri does to food should be illegal. Is there anything he makes that isn't complete rear end?

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

$3.50 for extra wet naps? The gently caress man.

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho


ADD A CINNABON AND TWO MORE CINNABONS

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



Wario In Real Life posted:

ADD A CINNABON AND TWO MORE CINNABONS

That's like a cinnabon double down cinnabon sandwich.

Chicago Death Rate
Jul 23, 2001


Ranch hose optional, but recommended.

Toad on a Hat
May 27, 2004

Dinnertime.


Normally these turn out to be poo poo but god drat this is pretty hilarious.

As a sidenote, what sort of brand management doesn't buy up every conceivable domain name for something like this?

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

I CAN'T FOLLOW THE SIMPLE TRADITION OF POSTING THE MARINE MONTHLY OP BECAUSE I AM A LAZY FUCK


This is hilarious but the site's getting slammed and I can't load it.

Campbell
Jun 7, 2000


The only thing I don't like is that the URL isn't totally wired up for Facebook, which is keeping me from pranking my friends properly. It looks like a proper meta description, and changing your OG:Image to something under 200x200 would fix it.

This is fantastic, nice design work!

Pope Mobile
Nov 12, 2006

I guess Jesus would ride a Harley.

What, only a dollop of smoked kitchen leavings? And what are they smoked in?

ought ten
Feb 5, 2004



This is awesome. Sharing it all over.

But you've got a typo in "Football: The Meal" - "encolsed"

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

I CAN'T FOLLOW THE SIMPLE TRADITION OF POSTING THE MARINE MONTHLY OP BECAUSE I AM A LAZY FUCK


Honestly the typo just adds to it for me.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

You combined words that I didn't know could be used when referring to food.

Absolutely incredible

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who say they have found it.


Football: The Meal killed me.

SouthLAnd
Jan 5, 2011

This is a front row seat to the greatest show on earth.



I really hope more sources run with this, it's hilarious.

Also, anyone else reminded of Patton Oswalt describing Black Angus

Fonzarelli
Aug 15, 2004

Jumping the Shark

A real human being, and a real hero.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



This is pretty awesome. Kind of hoping that Guy just says "it's cool". Still wouldn't make him any less awful, but wouldn't lower him any further.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.


This reminds me of a younger, more troublesome GBS. I hope he never asks you to take it down

Crux
Apr 9, 2007
Cornmander, we need shirtguns.

This is super fab. Everything sounds like something he'd do. Upon sharing, someone was concerned this was a Real Thing.

Ronco Showtime
Apr 30, 2004
You'd probably expect to spend...

Everything tastes better with more Mushroom Dribblins

mr.capps
Feb 16, 2013

Hero.


I ate Football: The Meal and became a real man.

This is great by the way.

snuffles
Oct 7, 2007


I want a Panamania!, mostly for the sparklers sticking out of David Lee Roth's eyes.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

♫ The best part of waking up
Is CATFISH IN YOUR CUP! ♫


I just posted a screengrab of this in the PYF Funniest Pictures thread. That's some mighty fine shootin', Tex.

captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004
Something Witty

Kalimaaaa!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


ought ten posted:

This is awesome. Sharing it all over.

But you've got a typo in "Football: The Meal" - "encolsed"

It should clearly read "Encoleslawed"

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.

By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

by GRRM;
the American Tolkien.


Your friend who wrote this has a gift for word pairings. I think he should do it for a living

Also how much does a guy have to pay for a plate of Smoush Math eggs?

Spalding
Jul 23, 2005


I love the "rock out American style" also the extra wetnaps for 3.50$, under the Big Ball's one.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

I CHEAT AT DARK SOULS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH THE GAME SUCKS

I'M A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING


I am in hospital. The mental image generated by Panamania! Caused me to laugh so hard that a nurse came and shouted at me.
I regret nothing.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008
"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\


Presented on a neon sign. Served drunk and on fire. Bravo.

How on earth did you come up with this. The taxi driver is scowling at me because I can't stop giggling.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Migishu posted:

This is pretty awesome. Kind of hoping that Guy just says "it's cool". Still wouldn't make him any less awful, but wouldn't lower him any further.

The best thing would be he has a sense of humor about this and actually makes those dishes.

plaguedoctor
Jun 26, 2008

I CAN DUMP MY GIRLFRIEND CAUSE SHE'S LIKE A WHORE, RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT???

GBS Till Death posted:

I think I need to add "Mushroom Dribblins" to my vocabulary.

Superbanged is what did it for me.

Bravo! Bravissimo!

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012


On the surface every single one of those looks like a actual Guy Fieri menu item until you read it closer and see the subtle humor.

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