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Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; I never asked for this
lama, sheriff Truman.

I'm sure many of you follow the news of Oscar Pistorius' scandal.

An internationally known paralympic runner with crazy fiber-carbon blades for legs shot his girlfriend on Valentine's Day because...she didn't pass Voight-Kampff test? He was sent from the future by a robotic organization? He just received new leg augmentations in the post he wanted to test out? Nobody really knows yet so it's open for interpretation.

To start things off:

This thread is mod approved.

# ? Feb 20, 2013 00:01

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# ? May 22, 2013 01:16

Five Year Plan: Feb 18, 2009

Palpek posted:

This thread is mod approved.

But was it kid tested?

# ? Feb 20, 2013 00:15

djwetmouse: Nov 7, 2011

Wait, what is this thread about?

# ? Feb 20, 2013 17:25

Hat Butt: Jun 18, 2012

djwetmouse posted:

Wait, what is this thread about?

THIS is exactly what i was thinking.

# ? Feb 20, 2013 18:11

Dauntasa: Apr 17, 2011; Hey Dauntasa,
where's my million dollars in Nigerian gold?

A newspaper I read a couple of days ago literally titled their story on this "Blade Gunner".

# ? Feb 20, 2013 18:12

Tempus Fugit: Jan 31, 2008; Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues

Dauntasa posted:

A newspaper I read a couple of days ago literally titled their story on this "Blade Gunner".

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# ? Feb 20, 2013 19:09

zenintrude: Apr 7, 2008; I'm gonna throw a Ritzy party!

Dauntasa posted:

A newspaper I read a couple of days ago literally titled their story on this "Blade Gunner".

Daily Mail or NY Post?

# ? Feb 20, 2013 19:11

Plavski: Feb 1, 2006; I could be a revolutionary

zenintrude posted:

Daily Mail or NY Post?

Daily Mirror

# ? Feb 20, 2013 19:22

AxeManiac: Nov 13, 2000; Always Drinking

I didn't ask for this

# ? Feb 20, 2013 20:56

Acquire Currency!: Jan 15, 2011

AxeManiac posted:

I didn't ask for this

Whelp, everyone can leave now.
Who am I kidding, who's going to photoshop that 'Oh my god JC, a bong!'just to get that bong thing out of the way.

# ? Feb 20, 2013 21:37

Crazyeyes: Nov 5, 2009; If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

Acquire Currency! posted:

Whelp, everyone can leave now.
Who am I kidding, who's going to photoshop that 'Oh my god JC, a bong!'just to get that bong thing out of the way.

They are bent just like his blades (kind of)

# ? Feb 20, 2013 22:17

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; I never asked for this
lama, sheriff Truman.

# ? Feb 20, 2013 23:02

Ironsights: Nov 6, 2008

Palpek posted:

Would've been a fair fight had his wife been similarly equipped.

# ? Feb 21, 2013 00:22

Alan Smithee: Jan 3, 2005; From the greatest bedroom filmmaker of our times, director of "Wigga Please", "Feminazis II: Space Master Race", comes "Video Game: The Movie: The Game: The Movie". Directed by Alan Smithee. Written by Alan Smithee. Starring Alan Smithee. Produced by Skoolmunkee

Man Die Antwoord is so loving weird. Seriously South Africa wtf...

# ? Feb 21, 2013 11:12

Captain Pancakes: Jul 30, 2004

"Poor little tink tink."

When this story first broke, did anyone else think of the Katt Williams bit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI

# ? Feb 21, 2013 14:06

ChairmanMeow: Feb 19, 2008; Yay!

Captain Pancakes posted:

"Poor little tink tink."

When this story first broke, did anyone else think of the Katt Williams bit?

It was posted in the discussion thread. It totally needed to be here also.

This isn't a photoshop it was a real nike ad.

# ? Feb 21, 2013 14:57

The Entire Universe: Jun 2, 2005; Fantastic.

Captain Pancakes posted:

"Poor little tink tink."

When this story first broke, did anyone else think of the Katt Williams bit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI

Yeah, my girlfriend and I were joking about how he's going to go to jail, become someone's twink twink and take it up the stink stink.

And then we got pretty sad because prison surprise sex is actually horrible.

# ? Feb 21, 2013 15:07

magnificent7: Sep 22, 2005; "I mean, seriously, fuck those 8 year olds..."

Captain Pancakes posted:

"Poor little tink tink."

When this story first broke, did anyone else think of the Katt Williams bit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI

I was telling the story of the actual shooting to somebody, and could not remember his name. So I kept calling him Tink Tink. She looked at me and said WHAT THE gently caress? And I bobbed around like Kat, saying, "you know? Tink Tink"

# ? Feb 21, 2013 15:13

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; I never asked for this
lama, sheriff Truman.

# ? Feb 21, 2013 19:25

Randandal: Feb 26, 2009

This is a rough approximation of an idea.

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# ? Feb 21, 2013 21:36

NTT: Nov 14, 2011; TIME TO END
THIS SO THE
FANS CANS STOP
COMPLAINING
LIKE LITTLE CRY
BABY BITCHES

e; everyone already knows, no need to say it

# ? Feb 21, 2013 22:30

thunderspanks: Nov 5, 2003; crucify this

# ? Feb 21, 2013 23:12

mr.capps: Feb 16, 2013

# ? Feb 21, 2013 23:26

Captain Pancakes: Jul 30, 2004

ChairmanMeow posted:

It was posted in the discussion thread. It totally needed to be here also.

This isn't a photoshop it was a real nike ad.

Oh sorry, I forgot to peruse that 28 page thread to make sure.

# ? Feb 22, 2013 00:14

Radicalysmic: Jun 26, 2012; AS OF LATELY YOU'VE DONE SOME TERRIBLE THINGS...

# ? Feb 22, 2013 04:16

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; I never asked for this
lama, sheriff Truman.

^^^ This is great. I had a thought of somehow using the James Bond intro and implementig that but had no idea how to do it. And you actually pulled it off.

djwetmouse posted:

Palpek fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2013 around 19:16

# ? Feb 22, 2013 19:10

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; More scotch!

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

# ? Feb 22, 2013 20:02

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.

# ? Feb 22, 2013 20:58

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; I never asked for this
lama, sheriff Truman.

Warning - a truly moving picture coming up.

# ? Feb 22, 2013 22:59

a goofy fag: Nov 23, 2012; david thorpe is

Randandal posted:

This is a rough approximation of an idea.

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lmao

# ? Feb 23, 2013 01:46

Dengue_Fever: Sep 21, 2011

It's an eighties thing.

Dengue_Fever fucked around with this message at Feb 23, 2013 around 03:32

# ? Feb 23, 2013 03:20

Dengue_Fever: Sep 21, 2011

Hom doodmak jy fokker.

Dengue_Fever fucked around with this message at Feb 23, 2013 around 03:45

# ? Feb 23, 2013 03:36

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:01

Thievery: Jul 15, 2008; What happens in 3rd Street stays in 3rd Street.

He has such a huge advantage over John Mclane.

Thievery fucked around with this message at Feb 23, 2013 around 11:46

# ? Feb 23, 2013 08:57

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Kilmers Elbow posted:

gently caress they made a movie about this already?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 10:47

Captain Pancakes: Jul 30, 2004

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Holy poo poo. The only way this could be more offensive is if you photoshopped Reeva Steenkamp's face over a dead Travolta. I like it though, not saying I don't.

Captain Pancakes fucked around with this message at Feb 23, 2013 around 10:52

# ? Feb 23, 2013 10:48

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# ? May 22, 2013 01:16

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; I never asked for this
lama, sheriff Truman.

From the original newspaper graphic recounting the events:

# ? Feb 23, 2013 16:58

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