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CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

No, not a re-run, but it's been sat on for four weeks.

quote:

Preview Thursday's IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on SpikeTV from Wembley Arena in London! If you can't watch the action on Thursday night, make sure to set your DVR!

- Who is the #1 contender that will face Jeff Hardy at Lockdown for the World Heavyweight Championship? IMPACT General Manager Hulk Hogan was ready to make his decision this past week - but he never got the chance due to The Aces and 8s! Now, Hogan has vowed to finally declare the top contender on this Thursday's broadcast! The question is, who will Hogan select to get a shot at the gold? Don't miss Hulk's decision!

- Who will Sting select to be on Team TNA to face the Aces and 8s in the "Lethal Lockdown" match at the Lockdown event on March 10? The Aces and 8s made the challenge this past week - and Sting accepted! Will Sting begin assembling Team TNA on Thursday night's broadcast? Tune in and find out!

Thursday's IMPACT will also feature TWO championship matches:

- The Knockouts Championship will be on the line as Tara defends the gold in a four-way match vs. Gail Kim vs. Velvet Sky vs. Miss Tessmacher

- The X Division Championship will also be defended on IMPACT as Rob Van Dam battles Kenny King

- Plus, the winner of the British Boot Camp competition - Rockstar Spud - will face Robbie E on IMPACT

All this and much more on Thursday's IMPACT on SpikeTV at 8/7 as the road to the March 10 "Lockdown" event continues!

Spoilers say the crowd is great, but I'm going to watch on mute while I listen to the Maple Leafs game (go Leafs go).

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Jack Krauser
May 23, 2006

CM PUNK HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE WWE URNIVERSE


Is this the last of the canned shows?

CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

Jack Krauser posted:

Is this the last of the canned shows?

Yes it is. After this, the last two Impact Zone shows, and then it's on the road!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


CaptainYesterday posted:

Yes it is. After this, the last two Impact Zone shows, and then it's on the road!

The Impact Zone is not going to react well to this.

I expect poo poo thrown at the ring.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


EugeneJ posted:

The Impact Zone is not going to react well to this.

I expect poo poo thrown at the ring.

They don't really care about anything else not sure why they'd start now

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


I thought that Hogan announced Bully Ray at teh end of Impact last week, or was that off the TV? I don't even remember anymore.

CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

Flare_knight posted:

I thought that Hogan announced Bully Ray at teh end of Impact last week, or was that off the TV? I don't even remember anymore.

He never made the decision.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Like I knew this was coming, so I'm not surprised, I just assumed it had been announced.

Also I know this is two weeks old, but we're sure that the Quad Injury is a work, right?

Sweeney Tom
Aug 9, 2012

The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

Hahah, Tazz correctly pointing out that he wasn't even in the matches.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


i actually remembered impact this week!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Cardboard Box posted:

i actually remembered impact this week!

meh

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Wait

Hogan is gonna Wrestle Again?


Cool, I expect him to be the one who gets the Pinfall after beating down the entire Aces and 8s Roster solo.

MassRanTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Flare_knight posted:

Wait

Hogan is gonna Wrestle Again?


Cool, I expect him to be the one who gets the Pinfall after beating down the entire Aces and 8s Roster solo.

Probably with a one foot pin since he can't get down onto the mat anymore.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Can we get more of them together???

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


That was the greatest segment on Impact tonight.

I'm claiming this now.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

Gaylord Plower posted:

I love all of those men
The greatest 4 man team

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


It is so weird that James Storm does not have Pyro when he does that hand slam thing.

It feels like it needs Pyro really badly, but I guess TNA just loses too much money to do it.

CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

I sensing a multi-tag championship at Lockdown.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Not even Joseph Park winning could make me smile tonight.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

So, what'd I miss?

CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

Writer Cath posted:

So, what'd I miss?

Park/Storm/Hernandez/Guerrero beat Aries/Roode/Bad Influence

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

"Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"


I'm watching this a half hour on PVR.

Taz sucks so much.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Does Big Robbie wrestle?

If Yes, does he wrestle Good?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Writer Cath posted:

So, what'd I miss?

Still on the first page 40 minutes in is usually a sign you've missed nothing

CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

Flare_knight posted:

Does Big Robbie wrestle?

If Yes, does he wrestle Good?

Sometimes; he's no Daniel Bryan.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

I love that dude in the background screaming "gently caress him up!"

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!



yeah that's how i've felt about it thus far.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Hail To The King

Heel Taz refuses to acknowledge the pigeons.

Yay?

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


This show is halfway over and I have not had a swing in emotion either of 'this sucks' or 'this is great' except for the 2 minute AA, RR, CD segment.

it's just annoyingly neutral.

CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

This isn't that bad a women's match.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


What...was the point of that Gail.

I am confused.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!


So I probably have not seen a TNA broadcast in at least 2 years. Just tuned in to see a crowd of women flailing about the ring looking like they're about as confused as to whats going on as I am. It's like I never left...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Hail To The King

Well at least this title reign lasted more than two weeks and didn't end via lockbox or fingerpoke of doom

Great White Hope
Jan 3, 2011


Babyface needs referee attacking her opponent to win.

TNA.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!


Sting: "Man don't even bother ordering that pay per view cause it's not even gonna HAPPEN!"

TNA

CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

No matter how many times Mike Tenay says "Garret Bischoff", it still sounds unimpressive.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Wes Brisco might suck MORE than Garret Bischoff. I'm not certain but it's at least possible.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


Flare_knight posted:

This show is halfway over and I have not had a swing in emotion either of 'this sucks' or 'this is great' except for the 2 minute AA, RR, CD segment.

it's just annoyingly neutral.

that's how all of these England tapings have been. good crowds, some okay matches, not much else.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

"Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"


Garrett joining Aces and Eights means he is actually wearing better wrestling gear.

Angle and Wes in a cage? Okay?

Paper Jam Dipper fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2013 around 02:30

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CaptainYesterday
Sep 14, 2011

The cock of the walk

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Garrett joining Aces and Eights means he is actually wearing better wrestling gear.

Angle and Wes in a cage? Okay?

Lockdown has historically been an all-cage show.

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