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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.





Jack Swagger's arrest for DUI/possession of marijuana/speeding happened AFTER this show was taped. It's unlikely that there will be any sign or indication in today's show of how WWE is dealing with the Swagger situation. We're not likely to see any indication until Raw this coming Monday.

How will Del Rio respond to Swagger and Colter’s incendiary verbal assault?
After Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter’s controversial “State of the Union” address on Monday’s Raw, World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio Touted that he will have a rebuttal to his No. 1 contender’s strong words tonight. (WATCH) What might “The Essence of Excellence” have to say in response to the “Real American” he will face at WrestleMania 29? The proud Mexican champion — who is in the midst of an incredibly successful title reign after toppling Big Show at Elimination Chamber — could have more planned than simply exercising his First Amendment right to free speech against the vision of “Jack Swagger’s America.” But no matter what Del Rio has in store for Swagger, the rivalry between the two Superstars is sure to grow more intense on The Road to WrestleMania.

Who will thunder back into the spotlight after losing at Elimination Chamber?
With several of SmackDown’s biggest Superstars — including Randy Orton, Mark Henry, Big Show and Sheamus — coming up short in their respective matches at Sunday’s Elimination Chamber, will the blue brand feel aftershocks from WWE’s final pay-per-view before WrestleMania 29? The World’s Strongest Man, The Celtic Warrior and The World’s Largest Athlete all picked up much-needed wins on Monday’s Raw — with the giant doing much more on WWE Main Event Wednesday. But losing a priceless title match or a golden opportunity to main event WrestleMania is not only an extremely difficult disappointment but it also puts a competitor’s back against the wall. So tonight, it is very possible that the WWE Universe will witness several major Superstar offensives, as WrestleMania hopefuls clamor for the spotlight just six weeks before The Showcase of the Immortals.

Who will emerge as Diva Champion Kaitlyn’s top challenger?
Speaking of Superstars smarting from the Elimination Chamber, Tamina Snuka felt the full strength of Divas Champion Kaitlyn, who vanquished her leonine challenger with a rib-rattling spear at Sunday’s pay-per-view. With her first successful title defense under her belt, where might The Hybrid Diva find her next fight?

Why should the locker room fear Rhodes and Sandow?
The “much-anticipated” reunion of Team Rhodes Scholars that “WWE fans were clamoring for,” according to the duo, didn’t work out exactly as Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes had planned. Falling to the fresh and funky tag team of Brodus Clay & Tensai during Sunday’s Elimination Chamber Pre-Show, the intellectually inclined best of friends reinforced the notion that they belong in singles competition. But that may not be good news for the opposition. Sandow definitely put the locker room on notice, coming out aggressive on Monday’s Raw and attacking Kofi Kingston before their match — nearly injuring him before R-Truth emerged to save the highflier. It will be interesting to see whether he will be able to capitalize on this aggression when he takes on Sheamus tonight? Likewise, Rhodes also has plenty to prove and will certainly be looking to be equally vicious against The Miz?

Will Miz’s Figure-Four prove to be the most effective submission on SmackDown?
Speaking of The Miz, The Awesome One redeemed his controversial loss by disqualification to United States Champion Antonio Cesaro at the Elimination Chamber on Sunday, making The Swiss Superman tap out in a non-title Raw rematch. The maneuver Miz used to get the job done? The venerable Figure-Four Leglock. Having beaten numerous Superstars with the potent submission, the question emerges: Could The Miz currently have WWE’s best submission?



Despite The Awesome One’s grappling success with the move, other Superstars on the blue brand might think otherwise, possessing submission greatness in their own respective arsenals. Alberto Del Rio’s Cross Armbreaker and Jack Swagger’s Patriot Lock have long been known as brutal and potentially career-ending finishers. Other Superstars who also journey to SmackDown — such as Chris Jericho, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk have rightful claims to WWE’s best submission. So as The Road to WrestleMania heats up, will the signature maneuver of WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair surpass them all at the hands of The Miz?

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Atticus Finch
Nov 30, 2008



I know the OP has a section specifically mentioning the answer to this question in bold and surrounded by sirens, but do you think Swagger's arrest will be mentioned?!

John Cena
Oct 20, 2006

Outhustle, Outrespect, Out...loyal?


Atticus Finch posted:

I know the OP has a section specifically mentioning the answer to this question in bold and surrounded by sirens, but do you think Swagger's arrest will be mentioned?!

no.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005



Jerusalem posted:

So as The Road to WrestleMania heats up, will the signature maneuver of WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair surpass them all at the hands of The Miz?

This is good advice, maybe Miz would have a better figure four if he did it with his hands.

TotalHell
Feb 21, 2005

You're welcome.


Atticus Finch posted:

I know the OP has a section specifically mentioning the answer to this question in bold and surrounded by sirens, but do you think Swagger's arrest will be mentioned?!

Well, when you put it that way, suddenly I'm not sure!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


Cheer up Swagger

bartok
May 10, 2006


Can you believe Ash beat Guile?

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011


The next few weeks are going to be interesting. I predict they keep Swagger story the same, but he loses at Mania. They don't have time to suspend him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



It's too many weeks till Wrestlemania

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


that was a really cool video package to open Smackdown with

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Liar Lyre posted:

The next few weeks are going to be interesting. I predict they keep Swagger story the same, but he loses at Mania. They don't have time to suspend him.

I always figured he was going to lose at Mania anyway, hearing that they apparently fully intended him to WIN the belt just boggles my mind.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


Jerusalem posted:

I always figured he was going to lose at Mania anyway, hearing that they apparently fully intended him to WIN the belt just boggles my mind.

where was it said that he was going to win?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Cardboard Box posted:

where was it said that he was going to win?

Posted in the Swagger thread:

Sweeney Tom posted:

According to Meltzer, WWE sources noted to him and the Observer that Swagger was scheduled to win the belt at Mania. Until this happened.

Hahahhahahaa Jack you colossal gently caress-up

Edit: Of course this could be one of those "according to Meltzer" things where somebody just attached Meltzer's name to a rumor.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


I never expected Swagger to win at Wrestlemania anyway.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

Oh those piped-in cheers

Torquil
Apr 4, 2007
Now with Ecstato-Euphoro-Fun (with Hinder-90)

Is it just me or does Del Rio sound strange tonight?

TotalHell
Feb 21, 2005

You're welcome.


"This isn't Jack Swagger."

Well great now I'm confused!!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Well apart from anything else, I'm happy to see the face champ giving a pro-immigration speech

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


It would be hilarious to see Swagger vs. Del Rio and have the crowd chant USA for Del Rio.

TotalHell
Feb 21, 2005

You're welcome.


Man, Swagger's high on everyone's list tonight. (durr hurr)

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


So Randy's going to beat Swagger for his Wrestlemania spot?

Sweeney Tom
Aug 9, 2012

The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

Jerusalem posted:

Posted in the Swagger thread:


Edit: Of course this could be one of those "according to Meltzer" things where somebody just attached Meltzer's name to a rumor.

It was mentioned on the Observer and the newsletter.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


"that's not the way I see it going down, but that's exactly how it's going down" is basically what just happened. thanks booker.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Del Rio vs Barrett!

It can be Wade's new special moment!

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


So is Booker T the MCs who doesn't knows hows to pluralizes word?

Ozz81
Aug 30, 2006



TEGGS posted:

So Randy's going to beat Swagger for his Wrestlemania spot?

Check the OP - nobody knows how WWE is dealing with Swagger yet, this show was taped before the DUI stuff happened

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Sweeney Tom posted:

It was mentioned on the Observer and the newsletter.

Thanks for the confirmation!

I'm still shocked that this was their endgame (Wrestlemania being a good "end" point or "new beginning" point for WWE), to have Swagger beat Del Rio for the title.

bartok
May 10, 2006


Sandow/Sheamus again?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



The Geico pig was pulled over for speeding, they found weed in the car. The Gecko will be taking his place in all future ads.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

He's AWESOME!


What does "Hybrid Diva" even mean?

TotalHell
Feb 21, 2005

You're welcome.


bartok posted:

Sandow/Sheamus again?

Who wants to bet it ends the same way it has every other time?

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


SOCIAL
MEDIA
SMACKDOWN

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

SOCIAL
MEDIA
SMACKDOWN
Nooooo

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


social media smackdown.

wow, that's awful.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Endless Mike posted:

What does "Hybrid Diva" even mean?

She can go even longer before she gets gassed.

Ozz81
Aug 30, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

The Geico pig was pulled over for speeding, they found weed in the car. The Gecko will be taking his place in all future ads.

Heh, "smoked pork"

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

TotalHell posted:

Who wants to bet it ends the same way it has every other time?

Sandow is the new Del Rio

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


It's the Shield's fault Swagger got arrested!

Even Sheamus got "blitzed" by the Shield on Sunday!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


Endless Mike posted:

What does "Hybrid Diva" even mean?

Vinces term for interracial

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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011


Endless Mike posted:

What does "Hybrid Diva" even mean?

She runs on gas and electric.

I think it's supposed to mean she is both beautiful and a real brawler

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