Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«‹›2 »
The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > Roleplaying Question
  • Post
  • Reply
copperpauper
Oct 1, 2012


 i

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:12
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 18, 2013 07:30
  • Quote
Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011

I'd rather kiss a Waffleman_!


 I do too.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:13
  • Quote
Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

One of our barley fields has begun to whisper forbidden secrets during the night.

 Choose something distinctive that won't come up otherwise. "Captain Kirk" or "Seal Team Six" are good choices. Note that ballgag may make it harder to say some of these clearly enough.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:26
  • Quote
Roar
Jul 7, 2007

...So I was wondering if I could strip down, smear myself with paste, and set fire to this little effigy of you in a non-denominational sort of way.

 Should we roll for perks or whatever

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:33
  • Quote
Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


 Don't be an elf. Everyone wants to be an elf.

Drow are alright I suppose, if you don't totally gently caress it up.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:36
  • Quote
Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011



 I have a Roleplaying Question too

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:36
  • Quote
frajaq
Jan 30, 2009


 Yes CHA is the dump stat, next question?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:38
  • Quote
wildzero
Apr 23, 2008

"My name is Dante."
"Fuck you say?"



 I lost my character sheet, anyone have an extra?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:39
  • Quote
Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


 I have a question: what's the system all the cool grognards are hating on these days? Is it still Dungeons and Dragons 4E?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:41
  • Quote
Bacter
Jan 27, 2012

Now that you mention it, I suppose being the most important archaeologist of all time IS rather stimulating.

 Diagnosis: terrible self-image!

Capitalize those i's, son!

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:51
  • Quote
Samsa
Dec 27, 2012

Some people are cockroaches.
Gregor is a weird name.


 You encounter a Copper Pauper. Roll for initiative.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:55
  • Quote
RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

So many horrible memories for Past Karkat...

 OP, are we playing Shadowrun?

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Don't be an elf. Everyone wants to be an elf.

because if so then this advice is still relevant.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:57
  • Quote
El Fappo
Dec 26, 2012


 Be a Bladeling. They don't get enough love.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:00
  • Quote
Ovues
Mar 30, 2010

And oh, my soul
They got a hold of me
The evil powers of rock 'n' roll


 Can I be a dragon paladin? I really want to be one of those, but my brother and his friends keep making me be the town bitch. I just wanna breath fire

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:03
  • Quote
Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008



 Octopodan Berserker is the way to go. An axe for each arm x8

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:04
  • Quote
Boyks
Nov 6, 2011

Say 'what' again, huh huh. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you butt monkey, say what one more damn time!

 Clearly, you must make a human berserker named Tordek who only punches things to death.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:09
  • Quote
Sevariat
Feb 3, 2013

<this space for rent>

 When you play an RPG, try to let the mechanics fade into the background and ask yourself, "Seriously, what would I do in this situation?" Later, you can graduate to imagining a persona distinct from your own and ask, "what would he/she do in his situation?"

This can make even well-trodden ground in a game seem new and fresh. Or saddle you with schizophrenia. Either way, at least life will be more interesting.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:09
  • Quote
Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

cheesy anime pizza undresses you with pepperoni eyes


 I... I...

I love you.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:09
  • Quote
goldjas
Feb 22, 2009

I HATE ALL FORMS OF FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT. I HATE BEAUTY. I AM GOLDJAS.

Cornwind Evil posted:

I have a question: what's the system all the cool grognards are hating on these days? Is it still Dungeons and Dragons 4E?

Serious Answer: Dungeon World.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:10
  • Quote
Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

A real man wears a kilt ya wee bastards!

Samsa posted:

You encounter a Copper Pauper. Roll for initiative.

Modified 7. I choose to fire my steam gatling parcheezi.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:13
  • Quote
Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

 Play to find out what happens.

Play to make the other players be awesome.

Play to say something important to you.

Play to confront, accept, overcome.

Play.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:14
  • Quote
gadZeus
Jul 31, 2008

copperpauper posted:

i

Well, I don't.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:17
  • Quote
Bacter
Jan 27, 2012

Now that you mention it, I suppose being the most important archaeologist of all time IS rather stimulating.

 This is a terrible roleplay of question. Where's the journalism? Or heroics?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:21
  • Quote
Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010
HAY GUYZ!! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!

 Never take Snap Shot.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:21
  • Quote
Jeabus Mahogany
Feb 13, 2011

I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide

copperpauper posted:

i

no u

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:31
  • Quote
SageNytell
Sep 28, 2008

<REDACT> THIS!


 In other news: Masks of Nyarlathotep Call of Cthulhu LP campaign on the horizon? News at 11.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 05:36
  • Quote
Arschlochkind
Mar 28, 2010



 i put on my robe and wizard hat.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 06:24
  • Quote
EagerSleeper
Feb 3, 2010

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Endorph posted:

I... I...

I love you.

All the while I said nothing, despite my feelings, as another person snatches Copper Pauper away.
# ? Feb 23, 2013 06:25
  • Quote
BlitzBlast
Jul 30, 2011

Asian Scum. The latest and greatest.


 Can I roleplay as a declaration?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 06:39
  • Quote
stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

Life is but a dream
Swimming Beneath the Azure Sea


 No you can't use the rules as a physics engine, don't even try.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 06:44
  • Quote
Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

An Ebon-clad wall of fiery death, the embodiment of a thousand bloodstained flippers.


 Man, I've been doing too much roleplaying lately. We need some manly action poo poo in here!

# ? Feb 23, 2013 06:49
  • Quote
SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



 This thread is leaving me with existential questions.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 06:51
  • Quote
Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

 Currently my class is Ambivalent Grandpa. My dog wants to start an Autistic Cowboy. Do they group well together?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 07:31
  • Quote
HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

~~**I'M OLD AS FUCK**~~


 >go left

# ? Feb 23, 2013 07:37
  • Quote
Robust Laser
Oct 13, 2012

Dance, Spaceman, Dance!

 Really I'm not a big numbers guy so I just go with Paranoia.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 07:39
  • Quote
Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


 Magic lets you do anything the other classes can

Wizard Supremacy

# ? Feb 23, 2013 07:56
  • Quote
toddy.
Jun 15, 2010

thank you for saving me yoshi
my friend
let's fly into space
Don't worry guys, I got this.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 08:04
  • Quote
Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.



 I cast Magic Missile at the darkness.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 08:04
  • Quote
Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

A real man wears a kilt ya wee bastards!

Adventure Pigeon posted:

Currently my class is COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

Look man, you were already a Pigeon Adventurer, now you wanna change characters AGAIN?! You're not fit to even roll the d20 you knave.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 08:06
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 18, 2013 07:30
  • Quote
Boneless Jogger
Apr 20, 2010

copperpauper posted:

i

Yes? You what? This is the worst cliffhanger ever.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 08:22
  • Quote
  • Post
  • Reply
«‹›2 »
The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > Roleplaying Question