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And now, movie Goons, it's the moment you've been waiting for! It's time to announce the winners for the first annual Cinema Discusso CineByte awards! The CineByte awards are awards specifically for the film lovers of Cinema Discusso, cosen by the Cinema Discusso Academy. The CinemaDiscusso Academy is a group of posters chosen by the official Academy Governing Board, which is just the Current Releases crew. The CineBites vary slightly from the Oscars in that there are no “Best Animated Feature” and “Best Animated Short” categories. All Animated features are eligible for Best Picture nomination. Instead, we have “Best Animation” and “Best Vocal or Motion Capture Performance” categories. Also, there are some other special CineD specific categories, like Best Food/Meal Scene, and the Moral High Horse award. The goal of these awards is to foster interest and get more people to spread the word about films they love. Even if you're not a member of the Academy, please participate in this thread, by making arguments throughout about which films you think should win. Then, as the year progresses, if you see a movie you love and think deserves a 2014 CineByte award, get people to see it! Make a thread! Talk it up in General Chat! Tell people your reasoning, and participate in the forum! Then when it comes time to pick the academy next year, you may get called to the board. The awards will be announced by Cinema Discusso Members throughout the week, as presented by this schedule graciously developed by Sir Kodiak: Sunday morning: The Golden Winnebego Award for Best Trailer - Jay Dub Sunday afternoon: Best Animation - Pick Sunday afternoon: Best Vocal or Motion Capture Performance - Pick Sunday evening: Best Actor in a Supporting Role - Sir Kodiak Monday morning: Best Film Editing - BigBudgetSequel Monday afternoon: Best Adapted Screenplay - FriedPundit Monday afternoon: Best Original Screenplay - FriedPundit Monday evening: Best Actress in a Supporting Role - Keanu Grieves Tuesday morning: The Professor's Parmos award for Best Food/Meal Scene in a Film - GonSmithe Tuesday afternoon: Best Action Choreography - Axleblaze Tuesday afternoon: Best Visual Effects - Hewlett Tuesday evening: Best Actress in A Leading Role - Keanu Grieves Wednesday morning: The Not-Crash Award for Progressive Filmmaking - CPL Wednesday afternoon: Best Makeup And Costuming - Penismightier Wednesday afternoon: The "Shut Up, Echoplex" Award (Art Design) - ??? Wednesday evening: Best Actor In A Leading Role - Sir Kodiak Thursday morning: The Armond White Award for best film under 60% on Rotten Tomatoes - Axleblaze Thursday afternoon: Best Original Score - Hewlett Thursday afternoon: The Michael Bay Award for Best Noises or Lack Thereof (Sound Design) - General Ironicus Thursday evening: Best Director - Vargo Friday morning: The Moral High Horse Award/Most Reprehensible Film - Vargo Friday afternoon: The Robert Altman Best Ensemble Cast Award - Yoshifan Friday afternoon: Best Cinematography - Darko Friday evening: Best Picture - Professor Clumsy Also at some point in time, Keanu Grieves will announce the winner of the last-minute Biggest Snub award. Please note that two of the categories are marked by ???, meaning we STILL NEED PRESENTERS FOR THEM. Even if you're not a voting member, please feel free to volunteer! If you'd like to write a speech, make a video, take a picture of yourself in a cool suit, that's great! The post will be all yours to do whatever, just announce the winner! And finally, a reminder of all the nominees (Winners and links to presentations behind spoiler tags): BEST PICTURE![]() Django Unchained ![]() The Grey ![]() Prometheus ![]() Moonrise Kingdom ![]() ParaNorman ![]() Killer Joe ![]() Beasts of the Southern Wild (A.K.A. Best Beef in the South) ![]() The Master ![]() End of Watch ![]() Dredd ![]() WINNER: ----A DJANGO/GREY TIE!--- Best Director Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained Joe Carnahan, The Grey Ridley Scott, Prometheus Paul Thomas Anderson, The Master William Friedkin, Killer Joe WINNER: -----Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained----- Best Actor in a Leading Role Michael Fassbender as "David" in Prometheus Matthew McConaughey as "Joe Cooper" in Killer Joe Daniel Day-Lewis as "Abraham Lincoln" in Lincoln Joaquin Phoenix as "Freddie Quell" in The Master Liam Neeson as "Ottway" in The Grey Jack Black as "Bernie Tiede" in Bernie WINNER: ---Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln--- Best Actor in a Supporting Role Leonardo DiCaprio as "Calvin Candie" in Django Unchained Phillip Seymour Hoffman as "Lancaster Dodd" in The Master Samuel L. Jackson as "Stephen" in Django Unchained Michael Pena as "Mike Zavala" in End of Watch Christoph Waltz as "Dr. King Schultz" in Django Unchained WINNER: ---Samuel L. Jackson--- Best Actress in a Leading Role Olivia Thirlby as "Anderson" in Dredd Noomi Rapace as "Elizabeth Shaw" in Prometheus Quvenzhané Wallis as "Hushpuppy" in Beasts of the Southern Wild Jessica Chastain as "Maya" in Zero Dark Thirty Jennifer Lawrence as "Tiffany" in Silver Linings Playbook Kara Hayward as "Suzy" in Moonrise Kingdom WINNER: ----Quvenzhané Wallis as "Hushpuppy" in Beasts of the Southern Wild---- Best Actress in a Supporting Role Juno Temple as "Dottie Smith" in Killer Joe Amy Adams as "Peggy Dodd" in The Master Anne Hathaway as "Selina Kyle" in The Dark Knight Rises Lena Heady as "Ma-Ma" in Dredd Gina Gershon as "Sharla Smith" in Killer Joe WINNER: Amy Adams as "Peggy Dodd" in The Master Best Animation Brave ParaNorman Paperman Frankenweenie Wreck-It Ralph WINNER: ---ParaNorman--- Best Vocal/Motion-Capture Performance Andy Serkis as "Gollum" in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Alan Tudyk as "King Candy" in Wreck-It Ralph Kelly MacDonald as "Merida" in Brave Sarah Silverman as "Vanellope" in Wreck-It Ralph Kodi Smit-McPhee as "Norman Babcock" in ParaNorman WINNER: 3-WAY TIE: Tudyk/MacDonald/Serkis Best Cinematography Roger Deakins, Skyfall Dariusz Wolski, Prometheus Robert Richardson, Django Unchained Robert D. Yeoman, Moonrise Kingdom Mihai Malaimare Jr., The Master WINNER: A ridiculous Master/Prometheus/Skyfall tie! Best Film Editing Fred Raskin, Django Unchained Gareth Evans The Raid: Redemption Roger Barton and Jason Hellmann, The Grey Alexander Berner, Cloud Atlas Mark Eckersley, Dredd Leslie Jones and Peter McNulty, The Master WINNER: ---Alexander Berner, Cloud Atlas--- Best Makeup and Costuming Prometheus Django Unchained Lincoln The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Dredd WINNER: ----Prometheus/Django Unchained Tie! Best Original Score Johnny Greenwood, The Master Howard Shore, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Paul Leonard-Morgan, Dredd Hans Zimmer, The Dark Knight Rises Dan Romer and Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, and Tom Tykwer Cloud Atlas WINNER: -----Dredd------ Best Visual Effects Prometheus The Avengers The Dark Knight Rises Dredd The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey WINNER: ---Prometheus--- Best Adapted Screenplay Tracy Letts, Killer Joe, adapted from the play "Killer Joe" by Tracy Letts Joe Carnahan and Ian Mackenzie Jeffers, The Grey, adapted from the short story "Ghost Walker" by Ian Mackenzie Jeffers Chris Terrio, Argo, adapted from the book "The Master of Disguise" by Antonio J. Mendez Benh Zetlin and Lucy Alibar, Beasts of the Southern Wild, adapted from the play "Juicy and Delicious by Lucy Alibar Tony Kuschner, Lincoln, adapted from the book "Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln" by Doris Kearns Goodwin WINNER: ----Tracy Letts, Killer Joe---- Best Original Screenplay Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola, Moonrise Kingdom Rian Johnson, Looper Chris Butler, ParaNorman Paul Thomas Anderson, The Master WINNER:----Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained---- Best Action Choreography The Raid: Redemption Dredd Django Unchained Skyfall The Dark Knight Rises Haywire WINNER:---The Raid: Redemption--- The Robert Altman: Best Ensemble Cast Django Unchained 21 Jump Street Moonrise Kingdom Lincoln The Avengers WINNER: ----Django Unchained---- The Michael Bay Award for Best Noises or Lack Thereof (Sound Design) The Dark Knight Rises Dredd The Grey Looper Berberian Sound Studio WINNER: ----Berberian Sound Studio---- The "Shut Up, Echoplex" Award (Art Design) Prometheus Moonrise Kingdom Dredd Looper ParaNorman WINNER: ----Prometheus---- The Golden Winnebago: Best Trailer Django Unchained: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUdM9vrCbow The Dark Knight Rises:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GokKUqLcvD8 Prometheus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sftuxbvGwiU Man of Steel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVu3gS7iJu4 The Master: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WTM8eO1Oec WINNER: ----Prometheus--- The Armond White Award for Best Movie Rated Under 60% on Rotten Tomatoes Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Battleship V/H/S Beyond the Black Rainbow Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie WINNER: -----V/H/S/----- The Not-Crash Award for Socially Progressive Filmmaking Django Unchained ParaNorman Silver Linings Playbook Goon 21 Jump Street WINNER:---ParaNorman--- The Professor's Parmo Award for Best Meal or Food Scene The Grey, "Wolf Barbecue" Django Unchained, "Dinner at Candieland" The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, "An Unexpected Dinner" Beasts of the Southern Wild, "Beast It!/Feeding Gator to Daddy" Killer Joe "K-Fried-C" WINNER: ---Killer Joe "K-Fried-C"--- The Moral High Horse Award for Most Reprehensible Film Act of Valor That's My Boy God Bless America Won't Back Down WINNER: ----Act Of Valor---- The fun starts soon guys, and we don't even need Seth MacFarlane to appeal to a young male demographic! EDIT: Dammit. Penismightier, can I get an "Event" tag? Vargo fucked around with this message at Mar 2, 2013 around 23:43 |
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![]() GREETINGS, MORTALS. YOUR AWARDS SHOW HAS SUMMONED US. WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU. HERE TO PRESENT The Golden Winnebego Award for Best Trailer, A MAN WHOSE PAIN WE ENJOY ON A WEEKLY BASIS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JAY DUB. Uh... Thank you, Pinhead? Welcome to the first annual CineByte Awards, an award show where the awards are made up and the winners don't matter! Normally, we'd kick off this awards show with a flashy musical number about movies and racial stereotypes and how good Anne Hathaway looks in a leather catsuit, but since this is the internet, I guess I'll just have to type out a bunch of stage directions and let you imagine all the moves and sight gags. Just picture Billy Crystal in a lovely corset singing "I Dreamed a Dream about Movies". Anyway, I'm here to present this week's first award: Best Trailer of the Year. The best trailers of the year have drawn us in with visceral thrills, sharp sound design, and haunting musical cues. The right combination can bring audiences to the theater in droves, while the wrong mixture will leave us scratching our heads wondering what the hell we just watched, as you'll see in a moment. What better way to demonstrate the effective drawing power of advertising than with a movie trailer of my own? Here, now, are the nominees for BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZDt6WciR_k Congratulations, ............PROMETHEUS.............! Pinhead, please stop staring at me. Jay Dub fucked around with this message at Feb 24, 2013 around 18:55 |
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drat, dude, way to set the friggin bar.
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Well know my presentations are gonna seem lazy as gently caress ![]() Also The Master got robbed! That wasn't even the Prometheus trailer I liked.
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Vargo posted:drat, dude, way to set the friggin bar. Yeah holy Christ, that was cool. It does give me some ideas for my categories, so it was nice to see how we're starting out. I also still need envelopes. Well done Jay Dub! Hewlett fucked around with this message at Feb 24, 2013 around 17:32 |
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Nice work, Jay Dub. I'm happy with that result too.
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I'll do cinematography.
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Darko posted:I'll do cinematography. This just means that we still have no one to announce the award named for Echoplex. We told him to shut up, and apparently he did.
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Dang, nice presentation, Jay Dub! I was really torn between Prometheus and Django Unchained for Best Trailer because both gave such a great idea of the tone of the films and also got me super pumped to see them. I think I ended up going with Django but I'm certainly not complaining that Prometheus won!
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I wish the Pacific Rim trailer had gotten a nod. The editing and score is generic enough that I don't really think it's deserving of a win, but I love the aesthetic and the build-up so much. It makes me smile every time I see it.
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I'm neck-deep in thesis crap right now, so you get me talking in front of a wall. Congratulations to the winners for Best Animation and Best Vocal Performance! The painting is actually an original animation background from a major motion picture; kudos to whoever can recognize it.
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Pick posted:I'm neck-deep in thesis crap right now, so you get me talking in front of a wall. Congratulations to the winners for Best Animation and Best Vocal Performance! Tudyk got my vote, though I did feel a little bad giving the award to what was basically pastiche.
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morestuff posted:Tudyk got my vote, though I did feel a little bad giving the award to what was basically pastiche. He got my vote too. I mean he did knock it completely out of the loving park.
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Oh gently caress I knew I forgot something.
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This was a lot of fun. Pick posted:I'm neck-deep in thesis crap right now, so you get me talking in front of a wall. Congratulations to the winners for Best Animation and Best Vocal Performance! There's a Paranorman art book? And I don't own it? What the hell. Also, that tie was a real anti-climax. Who the hell voted for Andy Serkis over Kodi Smit McPhee? Kid was amazing.
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NeuroticErotica posted:Oh gently caress I knew I forgot something. Speaking of forgetting something, looks like you forgot to give the thread a tag, Vargo!
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Pick posted:I'm neck-deep in thesis crap right now, so you get me talking in front of a wall. Congratulations to the winners for Best Animation and Best Vocal Performance! Nice presentation but you're very quiet. I had to turn everything up to max. I don't get the love for Gollum, but that's probably because of the last ten years of bad imitations and parodies.
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I voted for Gollum. I feel people underrate that performance because they're so used to Serkis as Gollum but he really just nails it and he even plays it differently than he did in LotR because Gollum is in a different state of mind. He really adds alot of menace and humor to a scene that was pretty much mainly about cool riddles in the book. Plus he was the only one there that actually did a motion capture for his performance.
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axleblaze posted:I voted for Gollum. I feel people underrate that performance because they're so used to Serkis as Gollum but he really just nails it and he even plays it differently than he did in LotR because Gollum is in a different state of mind. He really adds alot of menace and humor to a scene that was pretty much mainly about cool riddles in the book. Plus he was the only one there that actually did a motion capture for his performance. Yeah, this was my thinking. I forgot that it was even eligible for the category during nominations because the motion-capture is so seamless and it makes you almost forget you're watching a CG-creature, let alone an actor.
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I'm happy with all of the winners so far, especially since I'm 3 for 3 now. Although the Vocal Performance category was kind of a gimme.
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Jay Dub posted:Here, now, are the nominees for BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR! Show off...... Seriously, good job on the video. I would've voted for Man of Steel myself, but Prometheus would've been my second choice. Pick posted:I'm neck-deep in thesis crap right now, so you get me talking in front of a wall. Congratulations to the winners for Best Animation and Best Vocal Performance! Such is the sausage party that is Cinema Discusso (as far as I know) that I was shocked to see a woman talking in the video. Is Pick seriously the only woman who's a regular here? General Ironicus posted:Nice presentation but you're very quiet. I had to turn everything up to max. Yeah, I had to use my headphones for Pick's video.
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Are all the nominations for The Grey some sort of an inside joke I'm not getting?
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Fentry posted:Are all the nominations for The Grey some sort of an inside joke I'm not getting? If by inside joke, you mean "a lot of people in CineD really liked The Grey" then sure.
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General Ironicus posted:Nice presentation but you're very quiet. I had to turn everything up to max. I don't get the love for Gollum, but that's probably because of the last ten years of bad imitations and parodies. Sorry, I don't have a mic and I didn't want to upset my downstairs neighbor. I'll see if I can bump the volume.
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Fentry posted:Are all the nominations for The Grey some sort of an inside joke I'm not getting? What's so wrong about the best movie of the year grabbin' some noms?
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Fentry posted:Are all the nominations for The Grey some sort of an inside joke I'm not getting? Honest question - did you see The Grey?
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...on weeeeeeeeeeeeed?
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Fentry posted:Are all the nominations for The Grey some sort of an inside joke I'm not getting? It was a good movie.
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Best Actor in a Supporting Role: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48tzzJ4LEiU Congratulations to **********Samuel L Jackson*********. Absolutely the right decision. Some good competition, but this was the most engaging and surprising performance of those nominated.
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I'm literally giddy that you picked Samuel L Jackson for Best Supporting.
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I think it's pretty cool how our award show had a split decision the same day the Oscars did. See? We know what we're doing! Good stuff so far, gang! Glad to see Jackson's performance finally get some love.
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It's morning where I am so let's keep the show a-rolling. I am here to present Editing. Editing is one of the most crucial steps to making a film work. It's the last chance to re-write the story, and to shape it into what audiences will then sit in a darkened theatre to watch. Bad Editing can destroy a good movie whereas Good Editing can save some pretty disastrous films. If Star Wars was presented as originally intended, rather than the brutally edited film that played in 1977, I doubt we'd have a massive franchise that just got sold to Disney. Editors are often under appreiaited because the best ones leave no sigh of their work. Let's take a look at the films picked for the 2013 CineByte Award for Best Editing in a little piece that I edited. http://vimeo.com/60437981 Congratulations to Alexander Berner for CLOUD ATLAS You certainly had my vote! And now a word from our sponsors. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6aTqBL62Yo
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:It's morning where I am so let's keep the show a-rolling. Proof that the system works.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:It's morning where I am so let's keep the show a-rolling. Yay! Justice! Also, great presentation, BBS.
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Really nice job, TBBS
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Everyone is doing a great job with their presentations. I just wanted to pop in and give you all props for that!
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Ooooooooooh, I just saw the presentation schedule. I'm at work, so I don't know if I can do much beyond a normal post after lunch.
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Fentry posted:Are all the nominations for The Grey some sort of an inside joke I'm not getting?
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Yes! So glad how these are going so far, minus the best voice category (Alan Tudyk was incredible, I will hear nothing less, even though forgot to nominate him). I'm particularly happy about the Editiing winner, because I still can't believe how well that movie is edited.
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You guys, I can't wait to present. I've got my video for Best Visual Effects up, and as someone who hasn't edited in years I'm so (relatively) proud of it
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