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b0nes posted:I would totally pay for a dog assassination service. There was a song in Rent about this, if you'd like to pay a drag queen one thousand dollars for dog murder.
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b0nes posted:I would totally pay for a dog assassination service. Youremother posted:There was a song in Rent about this, if you'd like to pay a drag queen one thousand dollars for dog murder.
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Mar 27, 2013 13:49
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david puddy posted:There was also a Seinfeld episode where Elaine hires Newman to "take care" of a dog that keeps her awake. Pretty sure he meant like assasins who are dogs.
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Mar 27, 2013 15:04
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A goddamned grapple-gun. SNAP OUT OF IT, science. It's about time.
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A Forex slot machine. Basically a slot machine lookalike that puts the money into extremely short-term, heavily leveraged Forex transactions without further input from the investor. It's not gambling, it's investing, so it's legal everywhere, and it's not that different from what a lot of idiot Forex traders do. A programmer teamed up with a brokerage firm could put out a web-based prototype in a month, but it could make millions assuming it isn't shut down.
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Mar 27, 2013 18:01
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how about under-underwear? underwear that you wear under your underwear.
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Mar 27, 2013 20:15
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isnt that right posted:how about under-underwear? underwear that you wear under your underwear. Oh man I'd never have to wash a pair of underwear again!
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Mar 27, 2013 20:26
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 It's like a combination bowl/plate... but for people... and it's untippable. I was pretty hosed up.
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Mar 27, 2013 20:44
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Nice One Munro posted:See-through toaster so you know when it's cooked to perfection. This one exists.
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Mar 27, 2013 20:52
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Puppy Party Inc. You sign a waiver and pay a fee, and you get to go in a room and play with a bunch of puppies or kittens or the like. I'm talking a blanket of golden lab puppies. You get 20 minutes for $20 or something like that. You could also combine this idea with beer, but in that case you'd have to give them a credit card before you start, and if you in any way hurt the animals you not only face criminal charges, you'd have to pay a massive fine and get dick-punched.
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Mar 27, 2013 21:24
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How about this one that's gone through my mind, and I really think someone could try this to change the world: Okay, so in high school science class we literally made water out of thin air. We piped oxygen and hydrogen into a beaker, then added fire, and the ignition chemically bonded the gases into pure water. Thinking about that, I later one day started thinking about chemical filtration, and learned that the technology is there to filtrate things to the elemental level. So my device would be set up in such a way that there would be a tank filtered to only take in oxygen molecules from the air, and another to only take in hydrogen. These would combine in the machine, and it would add the ignition to create fresh water in any part of the world. It occurs to me that in order to make this viable it would have to be very large, and likely expensive, but it is exactly the sort of thing that philanthropist groups could use to better all mankind in places where good, clean water is a scarcity.
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Mar 27, 2013 21:30
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Choco1980 posted:How about this one that's gone through my mind, and I really think someone could try this to change the world: But I don't think there is any free-roaming hydrogen floating around in our air: http://chemistry.about.com/od/chemistryfaqs/f/aircomposition.htm
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Yeah pretty much the only hydrogen compounds that show up in the air are methane (.0002%) and water vapour (depends on humidity 1-5%). One of those is already water, and the other one turns into water when you burn it(also CO2). It is possible to trap condensation for water, but anything else would require the atmosphere to be so entirely different that you wouldn't need a giant water plant, you'd need armor to protect you from the explosions. Also there's already desalination as a high-cost, fairly universal water source.
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welp, didn't say I did WELL in science.
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Instead of desalinating water, why don't we just inject ourselves with fish DNA so we can drink seawater???
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The internal memory of the dashboard of cars should remember what height you like your windows rolled down to. It would just be a simple value to remember for each window, probably only requiring KB of memory. It's annoying to play around with the buttons and find the sweet spot every time, but of course I can't leave them at that height when my car is parked outside for security reasons.
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Mar 27, 2013 22:58
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You know those guitars, that are like, double guitars?
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Mar 27, 2013 23:09
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Meaties: Just like the Wheaties cereal, but instead of bran flakes, there are actual dehydrated chunks of meat. The manliest cereal. Be nice to me and maybe I'll buy you a cool car after I become a trillionare. Also, Real Monkey Bread. Very similar to the baked treat you can buy in the frozen section of the grocery store, but my bread will have ACTUAL chunks of monkey in it. All kinds of monkey, too. I believe in truth in advertising. 
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Mar 27, 2013 23:12
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A dildo that has metal in it so that when youre done with it you can put it on one of those magnetic strips that you store kitchen knives on. A dildo with a toothbrush built in do you can brush your teeth after you finish using it. A dildo that plays the Imperial March them efrom Star Wars so when you use it you can pretend Darth Vader or whatever is loving you. A dildo that's a flashlight too.
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A dildo flashlight with one of those batteries that gets charged when you shake it.
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You know how hippies are always complaining about cluster bombs because like 40% of their victims are children? My idea is for facial recognition software to be built into every cluster bomb. So if someone comes to investigate the bomb, it scans them and checks their history. If they're an enemy soldier, a civilian adult or a kid who's either an orphan or has recently been a naughty little poo poo, it detonates. Otherwise it stays put.
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Odd posted:Basically that. Used to work at a nuke power plant, there was a failure in a part, got primary coolant all over me. I don't know what actually happened to my shoes. What kind of exposure do you get from coolant? Is it a case of "poo poo, now I'm gonna have to be careful not to stay under my safe dose limit this month", or is it "oh, poo poo, get me in a skin-flaying shower right now before my genitals drop off"?
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Will it spoil me posted:You know those guitars, that are like, double guitars? Guitars with saddles, necks, and heads that separate from the body in a single piece, so you swap out entire sets of strings that have been tuned to different keys without needing a bunch of guitars.
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Leovinus posted:What kind of exposure do you get from coolant? Is it a case of "poo poo, now I'm gonna have to be careful not to stay under my safe dose limit this month", or is it "oh, poo poo, get me in a skin-flaying shower right now before my genitals drop off"? Primary coolant directly touches radioactive materials. Secondary coolant cools the primary coolant.
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VanSandman posted:Primary coolant directly touches radioactive materials. Secondary coolant cools the primary coolant. Does that mean Odd is secondary coolant?
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:Puppy Party Inc. You sign a waiver and pay a fee, and you get to go in a room and play with a bunch of puppies or kittens or the like. I'm talking a blanket of golden lab puppies. I read an article about how some law school, during exam time, takes a bunch of puppies from the shelter to go play with law students to help them relax. It's a drat good idea. You don't have to be a law student to get stressed. I'd pay money to go play with a basket of puppies.
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Bachelor Chow
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Will it spoil me posted:You know those guitars, that are like, double guitars? 
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Minarch posted:A farm where all the animals are given real nice homes, then when they die of old age they're processed for their meat. Then people who don't want to hurt animals can eat guilt-free beef! And since nobody's actually *killing* the animals, the farm could provide rare and exotic meats, like gorilla and bald eagle. This sounds like a good idea but would actually produce very tough meat with a much higher risk of Mad Cow disease, which can only form in "older" cattle (which is 24 months- old for normal cattle raised for meat.) But if it was next to a highway and you didn't put up fences? Infinite roadkill. Which is obviously guilt free. SmokeyBakedHam has a new favorite as of 02:37 on Mar 28, 2013 |
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Florida Betty posted:I read an article about how some law school, during exam time, takes a bunch of puppies from the shelter to go play with law students to help them relax. It's a drat good idea. You don't have to be a law student to get stressed. I'd pay money to go play with a basket of puppies. My university has Therapy Thursdays, where stressed out students can come and hang out with dogs. It's an awesome idea.
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Leovinus posted:What kind of exposure do you get from coolant? Is it a case of "poo poo, now I'm gonna have to be careful not to stay under my safe dose limit this month", or is it "oh, poo poo, get me in a skin-flaying shower right now before my genitals drop off"? Not very much exposure at all, fortunately. I maybe picked up an extra mrem or 2 that day, no big deal. The problem would have been if any got inside me, or if I didn't get it all washed off of me. Over time it would have gotten bad, and it was mostly on my beautiful face so... But it was all washed off quick, none got up my nose or in my mouf or anything. I'm safe! Just with no shoes. Or pants. Or a shirt. Walking around cold concrete in your underpants in front of all your coworkers? Priceless
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Bird Internet Exists: 
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Bird Internet Is this an internet for birds? An internet about birds? An internet made of birds?
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GruntyThrst posted:Is this an internet for birds? An internet about birds? An internet made of birds? You'll have to ask Kenneth Parcell.
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Something as cheap as a microwave but does the complete opposite. Got a warm six pack or a hot 2 liter bottle of pop? Throw that poo poo in there for 30 seconds and boom, instantly cold.
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Luchador masks for your thumbs.
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A cell phone with a built-in drill.
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Jonny Retro posted:Luchador masks for your thumbs. You are a genius.
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Jonny Retro posted:Luchador masks for your thumbs. I will buy stock in this company.
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