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Two ideas to help charities raise money. 1. PORN FOR PANDAS: Somebody like the World Wildlife Fund needs to jump on this marketing opportunity. Ever hear of zoologists showing panda porn to pandas, in order to get them to reproduce? You mock up posters/fliers, asking you to invest in "panda porn." Put them up in dive bars and such. Make it easy for people to Paypal a few bucks towards the charity, using links and QR codes. Plead, telling people that every dollar will go towards helping Ping-Ping get his dick wet. A few bucks from drunk people in a bar, across multiple bars, and you have some serious cash. You can add some fine print on the bottom of the fliers explaining that some money may go towards saving whales or manatees, etc. 2. TIGER TURD PAPERWEIGHTS: There's a big cat rescue place, that puts up fun Youtube videos of lions playing with catnip, etc. They also have a video explaining how they have to pick up tiger crap. They should start a Kickstarter, explaining how they need money for one of those clear paperweight making machines/molds. They could then sell tiger turd paperweights. It could have the animal's scientific name and picture on the bottom. Maybe $30 a pop? Obviously they have a limited supply, but they can get creative. Feed them leopards some bran muffins. edit: I can't find the video where they explain having to pick up tiger poo poo, but here's two good ones from their channel. BIG CATS vs Laser Pointers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3BHSt42L0Y Q: Do TIGERS like catnip?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tklx3j7kgJY particle409 has a new favorite as of 04:51 on Feb 25, 2013 |
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