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Does he get with a lady rollercoaster? If so, how would that even work?
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JosephWongKS posted:Credit goes to EagerSleeper for sending me the image of Rodney's were-roller-coaster form. It's loving terrible. It's using the wheels as feet and toes. There's also a disproportionately large car sitting behind it.
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Geokinesis posted:For some reason the only review for Amazon.co.uk is a 5 star one: This was written by the author.
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I haven't clicked this because I'm not sure if it should have  tags.Also holy gently caress that woman's face  It's like the tattoo that one newly-wed goon got of his wife.
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Iced Cocoa posted:
Wait - did you voluntarily buy this book too?
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Iced Cocoa posted:Talking about lazy and thoughtless, look at this: Holy poo poo, look at the left side of that picture. I was only looking at the dressing gown-clad coaster on the right but he's reading a loving book. e: and I thought his nostrils were his eyes on the left one. Actually looks a lot like a lazy panda.
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quote:'Shadowtrack' I haven't actually looked at the picture, yet. I'm afraid that if I look I won't have a way to express the horror, and it will eat me up inside.
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Clicked link  Don't click it if you haven't. ... I don't even understand how, why, what would entice anybody to draw that. Here, have a picture of a dog to clean your mind.  That rollercoaster drawing is a crime against humanity.
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Ugh, gently caress. She didn't actually draw that, did she? Let's get a dog out again. 
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Just making sure... she's writing a second one, right? At least she's doing what she loves - writing self-insert fiction about how she'd sleep with a rollercoaster if she could.
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He has gravity control since he descended upwards. And also, it doesn't matter that Thunderdog asked him to stay outside because he can hear everything - that's another of his powers. I wonder if we should make bets as to what power he gets next. I am going to go with "time manipulation", since it's not ridiculous enough already.
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Oh jesus gently caress there's a picture of a rollercoaster in a wedding dress And... and two of a pregnant rollercoaster, one of the pictures has another rollercoaster feeling the pregnant coaster's belly why e: OK, looks like the coaster in a wedding dress is pregnant too. Make that three of a pregnant coaster. e2: Another pregnant coaster, I'm going to stop counting now
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JosephWongKS posted:Links, please. Share the horror; that's what this thread is all about. Click any of the deviantART links in this post: horriblePencilist posted:Place your bets! Look on the right side and you can see the horror for yourself. ... Let's save you some time     e: jesus loving christ there is a sex scene on there as well, find the rest yourself loving hell. Have another Hitler dog. 
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Iced Cocoa posted:66 Chapters. We're close to being one third done with it. There are two possibilities. 1. You are right and this will continue for ~40 more chapters and I should start finding some more dog pictures. (Unfortunately I could only find three of his dog drawings; I don't know if he did any more) 2. Surely, surely the book does not continue for that much longer. A few chapters more at most. I don't know how you people find these things.
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Phummus posted:This sounds like a challenge. So lets all list our top 5 things we think couldn't possibly happen in the story. 1. Clare becomes Shadowtrack (Please christ loving no) 2. Detective Black returns (Please christ loving yes) 3. 4. Ironwheel is actually just a giant wheel 5. Rodney dies
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quote:I motioned for the door; it was by far the shabbiest; it being made out of rusted steel. I didn’t have to speak my language to open it, but as I did I You didn't have to but you did anyway...?
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Sindai posted:I can't wait until he shows the sword to the others and they immediately gasp and identify as some kind of legendary magical sword that grants him further unnecessary superpowers. I'm going to go with some variation of "Blade/Sword of the Red", the "Red Blade", or something butchered with a thesaurus.
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Iced Cocoa posted:He can always continue the saga with Special Agent Captain. Especially given that we haven't seen the last of him. This is really Euclidean.
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:I thought his Necklace of MacGuffin meant he can transform when and however he wants to now? He could probably do that already.
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:How to write a book that isn't poo poo I am now genuinely uncertain as to whether those knives are a plot point or not.
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attackbunny posted:Admittedly he's cranky and has bones scattered around his throne room The bones are all those of Railrunner's innocent victims. Ironwheel has been saving and reassembling them so that the mourning families of the deceased have something to bury. 
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attackbunny posted:I think it's that they only bite Fallen at all. They're racist spiders. You mean innocent heroes that bravely slaughter hundreds of evil civilians going about their daily business. 
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JosephWongKS posted:Asking Railrunner to not do anything stupid? Might as well ask the rain to descend upwards or the Sun to revolve around the Earth. Fixed. It doesn't sound so far-fetched, really.
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Pththya-lyi posted:My bet? Unlike human infants, rollercoasters are aware of their world and surroundings from birth, because they weren't enough of a Mary Sue race already. I applied this test to how I envisage dwarves and my constant reaction was "oh christ no". Also how did you apply the rollercoaster attributes to this test? They get retconned every few chapters so I'm not sure if you're going by past or current.
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Why doesn't Railrunner just slaughter people in the street and take their money?
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tentawesome posted:As a not-so-proud Tennessean, I can assure you that anything you've asked about has nothing to do with regional dialect and has everything to do with Miranda having no idea how people talk in reality. So she's a FYAD poster?
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Railrunner can travel through time, right? He's probably Ironwheel. No wonder everybody hates him so much - he even hates himself, which is the only good thing he's done over the whole book so far.
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JosephWongKS posted:Good question. Maybe concussion beams are literal "beams" of wood. The solution to logging -- a technology more advanced than any human's.
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He lies down on the bed? On his side? And rolls onto his back? Isn't he a roller coaster? How would you do that? Also, he drinks some water. Again - roller coaster. One glass of water hydrates a human, and he's... 100 times the weight.
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quote:Then I saw, a magic laser gun lying in the dirt. I picked it up and shot all of the bad guys, killing them. How am I doing?
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Iced Cocoa posted:The picture for this chapter: bahahahaha e: just look at it holy gently caress e2: ok ok no seriously think about it a human is supposed to fit into one of those seats so imagine how big the bed + equipment must be, then think about how big that equipment needs to be (i.e. a tenth the size) then look at the horse and 
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quote:I popped my neck as I tried to get comfortable. Railrunner does not possess a neck.
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Mercedes posted:Who's a bigger monster now? You or Railrunner??? A world with "technology that is far more advanced than any humans" does not have an emoticon sufficient to express my... Well, it doesn't have a word for it, either. Horror? What's the thing that's a step above horror?
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