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Just goes to show you that first impressions aren't always correct; reading AuthorHouse's mission statements, it made me think that it was a grand and noble thing, that at least there are some places where one can publish in an author-friendly environment. Then I remembered Twisted! got published thanks to this philosophy. To hell with them; burn it all down.
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Man, that coaster is a lot more gangsta than I had imagined. I bet that if it was animated, his rims would be spinning like crazy. Edit: Also, "wittier than most." John Lee fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Iced Cocoa, by way of JWKS posted:So, her boyfriend is a monster. Just before he kills her she's taken by a carousel horse into a locked underground storage shed, where said carousel horse changes into a human, feeds her some unbelievable story, then tells her to hop on back to escape the carnival. Am I the only one who has any problems with that? Clare is a floormat, simply put. Actually, this is one thing I didn't have too much of a problem with. I mean, imagine your significant other changed into a rollercoaster before your eyes, and you were saved by a sentient, lone carousel horse who tells you that said other is a werecoaster. There is pretty much no other response to that other than "Uh... alright, then."
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Mar 30, 2013 23:23
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Man, if I discovered I could move people's bodies with a thought, my first thought would not be to test a creature to destruction, just to see if I could. Like, this is getting seriously messed up. I was willing to give a pass on the multiple murders, because... hey, rage, UNSTOPPABLE ROLLERCOASTER POWERS, etc. It was poorly done, but one could make the excuse. But there's no excuse for "Whoa, I can move this mouse! *CRUNCH SNAP* AND I can break it's bones! Neato!"
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