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These people are just too far gone. They can't be saved.
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loving incredible
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Feb 26, 2013 10:05
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rocketgril posted:These people are just too far gone. They can't be saved. I'm with Lt. Ripley on this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q
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Feb 26, 2013 10:09
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My "reasonable, rational tea partier" persona barely lasted 5 hours. I have failed.
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Feb 26, 2013 10:10
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God drat that shotgun under the hood is illegal as all gently caress. You can tell it is not just there for the picture either. Noticed all the mud kicked up by the tires coating the barrel and the hood. Someone should report that. Funny thing is with all that mud being kicked up there is a good chance of a blockage somewhere in the barrel. Moron could not even be bothered to throw a condom or ballon on the end. Could be a nice fiery death for him if he ever fired it.
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Feb 26, 2013 10:15
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Since I'm pretty much burned anyway, here are some poo poo covered gems that I got. I can't be bothered to get more, it hurts too much. "I thirst for blood. Only the law keeps me from slaking my thirst!"  Protecting human life? That there's librul talk.
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Feb 26, 2013 10:23
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Raged posted:God drat that shotgun under the hood is illegal as all gently caress. Shall not be infringed.  That is all these people know.
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Feb 26, 2013 10:23
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So I think my copyright-free Diego clone just saved Gotham or something. Not a bad way to end the night:
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Feb 26, 2013 10:32
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I hate Excel sheets that aren't nice and neat. I made this instead for generating characters. Just type new things (up to row 100!) or overtype old things on the "ROLL DATA" tab to whatever I don't care I just like Excel. Here's a copy of it that can't be filled with "lol" here. FAN OF NICKELBACK fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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Feb 26, 2013 10:36
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readingatwork posted:So I think my copyright-free Diego clone just saved Gotham or something. Not a bad way to end the night: You and Riddler are the best accounts.
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Feb 26, 2013 10:41
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I've pretty much burned my account for the night (though I'm still not banned), so I'll probably wait until tomorrow to do it, but I kinda like the misleading macro idea. It seems to be the only language they speak anyhow. Here's a quick one, complete with terrible jpeg artifacts. It's the opening line to The Internationale 
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Feb 26, 2013 10:44
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ReidRansom posted:I've pretty much burned my account for the night (though I'm still not banned), so I'll probably wait until tomorrow to do it, but I kinda like the misleading macro idea. It seems to be the only language they speak anyhow. Here's a quick one, complete with terrible jpeg artifacts. The French Revolution? What kinda faggy froggy anti-rich people poo poo is this? And wardrobe malfunctions!?!? THIS IS ANARCHY (it's okay because she's white)
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Feb 26, 2013 10:47
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Alan Smithee posted:The French Revolution? What kinda faggy froggy anti-rich people poo poo is this? And wardrobe malfunctions!?!? THIS IS ANARCHY French? That's an American flag there, you blind commie traitor!
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Feb 26, 2013 10:49
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Mitchicon posted:Requesting Conservative Furry or Iraq War Vet Furry for the roll table. If you roll 74 and 35, you end up with a Furry Veteran. I recommend 2 d100 rolls!
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Feb 26, 2013 12:11
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I have a joke account that TPC is taking seriously. I'm bored of it, though. If anyone wants the keys, PM me.
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Feb 26, 2013 12:14
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I made a brand new account, and somebody posted one of these stupid things: So I posted this as a reply:  and I've been banned. It was the only single solitary thing I ever posted with that account  .
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Feb 26, 2013 12:55
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Milky_Sauce posted:I made a brand new account, and somebody posted one of these stupid things: They've banned me before I could even post once!
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Feb 26, 2013 13:02
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So it looks like the mods on TPC have nobody active at night and very early in the morning in US timezones. Which means that nobody was around to step in when things took a particularly juvenile turn this morning    Despite almost universal disgust, some chose to extend the hand of friendship to a 3D butt making GBS threads in a box: 
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Feb 26, 2013 13:04
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Alan Smithee posted:I think they were considered useful idiots after the gay hatin campaigns they ran using their golden dollars Mormons have always been considered a 'cult' alongside Unitarians, Scientologists, Spiritists, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and adherents of the Unification Church by the Real True Christians (RTC's) that make up a large percentage of the tea party. Billy Graham's organization had always had them listed thus, but had a big meeting with Romney after which he took them off the list and said, 'I will do all I can to help you'. As usual, when their strongly held beliefs interfered with what they wanted, they dropped the beliefs in a second You can't blame them though! They were trying to prevent the election of a Muslim atheist!!
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Feb 26, 2013 13:10
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C.C.C.P. posted:Yeah, no kidding. Instead, we're left with pro-choice/pro-gay marriage Laura Bush, pro-choice/pro-fetal stem cell research Nancy Reagan, pro-choice/pro-ERA Pat Nixon... Nah see cause women aren't allowed to have their own opinions, so they must believe what their husbands believe.
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Feb 26, 2013 14:30
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drat, Hella Jefferson rules. I always miss the good stuff during the week.
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samsquantch1 posted:Mormons have always been considered a 'cult' alongside Unitarians, Scientologists, Spiritists, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and adherents of the Unification Church by the Real True Christians (RTC's) that make up a large percentage of the tea party. As a Unitarian Universalist, it always cracks me up when I'm reminded that we're on that list. We're the only cult in the world where congregations are governed by voting, where there's no creed that you have to agree to, and where half the congregations more or less shut down over the summer because who the gently caress wants to go to church in the summer? But anyway, I think the person asking about whether Mormons are allowed to cheerlead was asking about literal cheerleading, because he's playing a hot conservative girl who is in high school for bonus creepy underage vibe. Anybody know?
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Feb 26, 2013 15:13
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 They apparently think that if the UN wanted to forcibly take away their guns that they would have a chance in hell at being able to resist.
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Feb 26, 2013 15:13
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Nothing like self-fabricated paranoia and the bonding afterwards
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Feb 26, 2013 15:23
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MustelaFuro posted:
Of all the nutty conservative fantasies/fever dreams out there, the UN invasion is the one that makes the least sense to me. Do these people just not know what the UN is?
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Feb 26, 2013 15:33
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:Of all the nutty conservative fantasies/fever dreams out there, the UN invasion is the one that makes the least sense to me. Do these people just not know what the UN is? Short answer? No, they don't. They think the rest of the world is out to get them, and the UN is the rest of the world's military force. Therefore, the UN is who will come for their guns 'n freedom. I've seen multiple people on TPC who honestly believe and fear a New World Order is right around the corner. Maybe they were trolls...but I don't think so.
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MustelaFuro posted:
Especially amusing as the US contributes so much to the UN.
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Feb 26, 2013 15:43
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OP needs a memoriam to: -BALL OF PURE RAGE -Echo Chamber -Fact Check And a few other I can't remember at the moment up there with Dora and Diego.
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Feb 26, 2013 15:45
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:Of all the nutty conservative fantasies/fever dreams out there, the UN invasion is the one that makes the least sense to me. Do these people just not know what the UN is? What I want to know is where is the UN going to get their troops, funding and equipment from? I can't imagine that other nations will be thrilled to lend their stuff to fight the biggest military on Earth. And why does the UN want to invade America?
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Feb 26, 2013 15:49
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Eugh our First Lady is so fat and disgusting.
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ViggyNash posted:OP needs a memoriam to: I feel all the djw175's that lost their lifes in the line of duty should be at least mentioned.
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Feb 26, 2013 15:51
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ViggyNash posted:OP needs a memoriam to: The Scatman 
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djw175 posted:I feel all the djw175's that lost their lifes in the line of duty should be at least mentioned. Seconded.
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Feb 26, 2013 15:55
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Mitchicon posted:Requesting Conservative Furry or Iraq War Vet Furry for the roll table. One can yank material from here: http://confurvatives.livejournal.com/
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So, have you guys ever read G.K. Chesterton's The Man who was Thursday? I'm not doing it justice, but a summary of the plot is essentially that a government agent infiltrates a terrorist organization only to find that it is a group of 12 government agents who were on a mission to infiltrate a terrorist organization. Is this what's happening? What's the ratio of Trolls to TPCers? How many legit TPCers are there, anyway?
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Feb 26, 2013 16:11
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ViggyNash posted:OP needs a memoriam to: The various ANGRY SWARMS OF BEES that went down for their queens. That gimmick got me laughing every time.
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So by 2016, when the Revolution/Civil War 2 haven't happened and nobody's guns have been confiscated, will these people be introspective and realize how wrong and paranoid they were or will the pat themselves on the back, believing they prevented it all along by buying up guns, forwarding e-mails and setting up alternative Facebook sites?
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Feb 26, 2013 16:24
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ViggyNash posted:OP needs a memoriam to: And of course all the various Bowmans: Blueman, Snowman, Fro-man, Beyonceman, Lil' Mikey (?) Bowman, etc.
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BiggerBoat posted:So by 2016, when the Revolution/Civil War 2 haven't happened and nobody's guns have been confiscated, will these people be introspective and realize how wrong and paranoid they were or will the pat themselves on the back, believing they prevented it all along by buying up guns, forwarding e-mails and setting up alternative Facebook sites? Look at this site and ask yourself that question again.
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BiggerBoat posted:So by 2016, when the Revolution/Civil War 2 haven't happened and nobody's guns have been confiscated, will these people be introspective and realize how wrong and paranoid they were or will the pat themselves on the back, believing they prevented it all along by buying up guns, forwarding e-mails and setting up alternative Facebook sites? Nope, they'll be congratulating each other on successfully fighting off the Obamacalypse with prayer and bootstraps.
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