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MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Oh boy I'm already excited. I won't post the screencaps I'm collecting until my elaborate troll plan is completed. I hope it will be worth it.

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MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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They apparently think that if the UN wanted to forcibly take away their guns that they would have a chance in hell at being able to resist.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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I take pride that not only are we trolling the most despicable, bigoted, and selfish Americans, but we're also providing entertainment for the FBI agents whose job it is to watch them.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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samsquantch1, please e-mail me at saspecificemail at yahoo dot com. Thanks.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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So, if anyone has any other charts or graphs they think I should add to the album posted in the OP for trolling, let me know.

I figure the porn is getting predictable. Why not change it up and flood them with facts.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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zylche posted:

Also, we're coming to an agreement with Selaty Senior. No porn or anything and we get to have accounts on the site, as long as we don't violate the ToS, stating who we are and where we're from and being able to debate. Let's see how long this lasts.
What does this agreement mean for the prospect of flooding the site with charts and graphs? Or for that matter lovely liberal image marcos?

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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I do hope someone with a deep cover account burns it by having them get killed by their own firearm.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Tangentially related to TPC racism: My twitter avatar is the same as my avatar here. Someone on twitter posted a macro with president Obama and text saying something along the lines of "Anyone who criticizes me is a racist". I replied explaining people call them racist because they say a lot of racist stuff. He or she accused me of being racist because of my avatar.

As for gimmick accounts may I suggest Remote-Controlled Mosquito Bot or Inconspicuous Government Agent.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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bonesquid posted:

I'm posting hateful rhetoric to become embedded. What do I do once I'm trusted? Gay porn rush seems too easy.

I attempt to cause arguments with every thread I make, and then screen cap away. When my troll finally gets banned I will have so much material that I'll have to spend a day just organizing it.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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djw175 posted:

:siren:Don't post deep cover poo poo in the IRC anymore. Problems have arisen.:siren:

Thank you, tishthedish.

Could you possibly PM me (and other regulars) about the situation? Thanks.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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It is surprisingly easy to get TPers to like replies to their posts that are mocking them. Even not particularly subtle ones.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Since Lorraine got banned, I can finally dump all of the screen caps I've been piling up. It'll take more than one post.




MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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I had three goals as Lorraine: 1. get them to say horrible poo poo I could screen cap, 2. use Christian ethics to claim views they don't agree with, 3. attempt to cause massive arguments whenever possible, and 4. get banned without ever coming out as a troll.

Argument about circumcision


Asking them what crosses the line into being racist



MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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An argument I caused by explaining that comparing Obama to Hitler makes the TP look stupid

MustelaFuro fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Apr 13, 2013

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Lorraine asking about rule 34.


Loraine explaining that guns are for wusses.


Lorraine asks who they consider to be centrist.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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SpookyTurtle posted:

Sorry, man - the sharp wits of the TPC were hip to your game the whole time. :colbert:



They're impossible to fool; might as well get used to the fact that all our trolling has been futile and they are immune to any further attempts of deception. Which is not to say that they're paranoid! No, just vigilant, like ever-watchful civilian militia border patrols.
Looks like I had Mr. Crow fooled to the very end though, not to mention the people who kept jumping to Lorraine's defense whenever someone called her a troll.


These were from about 10 minutes before my last posts on TPC.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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MustelaFuro posted:

Looks like I had Mr. Crow fooled to the very end though, not to mention the people who kept jumping to Lorraine's defense whenever someone called her a troll.


These were from about 10 minutes before my last posts on TPC.
Quoting myself because, well, I'm absolutely shocked not a single person responded to this and if you all missed it then the TPC "spies" might have missed it too.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Lorraine is really upset with private insurance.


Lorraine revealing what is wrong with her husband.


TPC folk offer superficial support, sort of.


Some wonderful advice.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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There is actually some evidence that genetics may predispose people to either being conservative or liberal. It isn't straight forward at all, and environment plays a big role. I first heard about this via a TedTalks video. Anyway, some people who are predisposed to liberalism are so because their genes make them novelty seekers who tend to be accepting of change and uncertainty. Those who are predisposed to conservatism have genes that make them seek consistency and predictability.

It isn't hard to see how either predisposition could be advantageous in different environmental circumstances, though in a modern, socially complex, and multicultural world things get a lot more complicated.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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To make things even more confusing/interesting, conservatives and liberals place differing importance on different values.

I'll attempt to explain this if needed.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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SpookyTurtle posted:

Well, you seeeeeee, Obama was DEMOCRATICALLY elected as president, so the majority-rules system allowed him to STEAL the election... TWICE. First from The RINO Formerly Known as McCain, then from Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, but mostly Paul Ryan.


But in happier news, Sue S. is enjoying some vicarious good times through her daughter.


I had no idea there was an Alamo or a San Antonia in Tanzania.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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You know, it would be really interesting to watch the TPC traffic pattern if everyone on SA chose a day to collectively not visit the site.




Lorraine comes out in favor of Obamacare after much inner conflict.


Edit: I was hoping someone would post before I finished making this one. Oops.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Nobody picked up on this.


Lorraine decides Obamacare really isn't that great and she would much prefer universal healthcare.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Sorry for going so long without posting more of Lorraine's screen shots. I got pretty busy with other things. Anyway, here's more of Lorraine's hijinks.

Pointing out that other countries have faster healthcare


Crazy person ranting about healthcare


Lake Wilson being creepy


Lorraine says she's taking up reading the Qur'an to better understand terrorists and discovers it's similar to the Bible.

The aftermath

Apparently they changed the English translation of the Qur'an to make it seem appealing to Christian sensibilities.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Lorraine gets too conservative for the conservatives.


Lorraine posts this:

Aftermath before Lamb's troll's posts were deleted:


The complete aftermath (excluding Lamb's troll). The irony and lack of self-awareness in it is overwhelming!



So I found one of the limits to their conservatism; when it goes so far as to discriminate against the divorced, because, "I can't help that I'm divorced," and "Jesus said to ignore the OT except for the part that I agree with."

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Stellardyes posted:

It seems they met on one of Lorraine Tullo's threads (MustelaFuro), didn't know you were going to play match maker along with troll.

Well I'll be. I just feel so gosh darn happy to bring about young middle-aged love one-sided delusion.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Since it's topical, here's health care arguments.

First Lorraine struggled with accepting Obamacare but realized she favored it.


Then they had the nerve to accuse her of campaigning for Obamacare.


But it turned out Lorraine wasn't happy with Obamacare as she believed that God wants universal healthcare for all Christians.


So much paranoia.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Lorraine just being loving weird and/or snarky.



Hidden "goatse"


MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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I need to remember to finish posting these.




From Lorraine's drunk posting

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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They are a creepy bunch.
I got several messages like this when I announced Lorraine was drunk.



MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Well it's not like it can't easily be argued that liberals have the hottest men too. Also the smartest men and women. Also probably the men and women responsible for saving the most lives. Also the men and women responsible for inventing or developing nearly every technology, medical and otherwise, that they so love. I could go on for a good while with this, I'm sure.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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This is probably the longest argument Lorraine ever caused, mainly because of one shithead attempting to defend the Confederate flag with all the fervor only a self-deluded, revisionist racist could conjure up.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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It seems one of them discovered the Vlog Brothers.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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I'd love to see how they would react if someone made a post asking for tips on interracial dating because he or she has a date coming up with a black coworker that he or she has a crush on.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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Tim Selaty Jr posted:

Any woman elected is going to have to work pretty hard hard to be as hated as Obama is by the right, because there have been at least 6 different attempts on his life, with 3 and a half years to go in his presidency.
Wait, really? If this is true I feel like they've all been pretty quiet in terms of news coverage.

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MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

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The Rokstar posted:

B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Superallah Obama, to be precise.
I really feel Hussein in the Membrane should be added in there somehow.

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