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Geek U.S.A.
Jan 16, 2013


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A teen beauty queen has resigned following allegations that she appeared in a pornographic video last year, according to Delaware Online.

Melissa King, who was crowned Miss Delaware Teen USA last November, stepped down Tuesday, after an "amateur" porn website posted a video featuring a woman who looks and sounds like her.

As reported by Gawker, the woman in the video tells an off-camera interviewer that she competes in beauty pageants and that she is doing porn because she needs money.

Visit Delaware Online for more details on the Melissa King porn controversy.

"It’s not a big secret. But I didn’t tell anybody specifically what I was doing," the woman in the video says, before engaging in sex acts with an unidentified man.

Delaware Online reported that King denied appearing in the five-minute amateur porn video, saying the woman was "absolutely not" her. However, a pageant spokeswoman confirmed to the news website that the beauty queen has turned in her crown.

According to Gawker, a pageant spokeswoman would neither confirm nor deny that King appeared in the video, saying she "needed more details."

TMZ posted the interview portion of the video (above), in which the woman says she recently turned 18.

Miss Delaware Teen USA runner-up Hailey Lawler will take over King's title.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/..._n_2768478.html

(drat it, I hosed up the thread title. Could a mod fix it?)

Now here's something you don't see every day, a beauty pageant queen who grants the wish of millions across the nation! It's pretty clear from the video that it is her. If her looks alone aren't a dead giveaway she says in the video that she's into beauty pageants. On one hand I feel sad that she had to resort to doing porn for money and lost her crown as a result, the granting of which no doubt was a major event in her life, but I do kind of understand the decision of making her give it back. And I do believe they made her return the crown by letting her "turn it in".

It is her private life and all but in the age of the internet it was inevitable that something like this would explode out into the news. The pageant committee probably thinks they would be sending the wrong image if they kept her as the queen. If it were up to me she wouldn't have to apologize or give up her crown over something like this.

Time to flex those google muscles. The video is out there and it is over 30 minutes long. God bless America

Geek U.S.A. fucked around with this message at Feb 27, 2013 around 11:16

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My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011



By 'God Bless America' I hope you mean that in other countries, this would never be newsworthy.

NoneSuch
Jun 5, 2010

oh not this time.
your act of being the
goodguy is over


Who actually cares if she did porn? It's probably less creepy than beauty pageants and she's a consenting adult.

Jut
May 15, 2005

Great Leader shall defeat all the untrained and pathetic rebel infidels! See how he rolls his eyes at their impudence! With his might as a prophet of God, we shall let the desert stain red with the blood of these lowly dogs! For every one of us killed by NATO, we shall kill 100 with our sleepers!


Poor girl...

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007


This thread is useless without links to the video. Let me see what I can do.

...

All right, it's Girls Do Porn episode 170.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



So...

Where's this video?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


Is it true that America is still the no.1 porn movie exporter of the entire world

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


How old is she? The comments said the video was made like 3 years ago.

Wade Wilson
Jun 9, 2009

Will a 90's sitcom reference do?


Scratch Monkey posted:

How old is she? The comments said the video was made like 3 years ago.

Seeing as she's 18 now, that would mean the video was illegal.

Tornado Lazers
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


You know the title and crown aren't exactly official or anything right? Who cares if some creeps took away their pretend tiara.

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009


NoneSuch posted:

Who actually cares if she did porn? It's probably less creepy than beauty pageants and she's a consenting adult.
Because having sex for money is what "bootstraps" actually refers to. God bless America.

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011


An organization can give and take away awards whenever they want. Miss Delaware? Come on how is that even still a state?

Ireland Sucks
May 16, 2004



shyduck posted:

So...

Where's this video?

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/960858/e 5 minute version here, full version on TPB. Enjoy your entirely uninteresting porn.

Tornado Lazers posted:

You know the title and crown aren't exactly official or anything right? Who cares if some creeps took away their pretend tiara.
But now she can't open convenience stores in an official capacity

Geek U.S.A.
Jan 16, 2013


My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

By 'God Bless America' I hope you mean that in other countries, this would never be newsworthy.

Yeah. It's kind of ridiculous how much coverage this is getting.

Scratch Monkey posted:

How old is she? The comments said the video was made like 3 years ago.

She says she's 18 in the Huffpost video.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006

My old avatar sucked anyway.

Man, can we make this a HuffPo-rn news thread? Because the related story before the comments seems even more worthy of discussion...

Earlie Johnson's Stolen Porn Collection Replenished By Porn Companies

quote:

In tragedy your true friends step forward.

As it turns out, Earlie Johnson has a lot of pals in the porn industry.

Last week, the 43-year-old welder in Muskegon, Mich., had his $7,500 porn collection stolen from his home, along with three TVs.

The loss of the porn collection was especially devastating. It contained 40 years worth of screen sex, focusing on African-American performers, including old school actresses like Vanessa Del Rio and Jeannie Pepper, as well as modern day performers like Cherokee and Pinky (his personal favorite).

...

The day after the thieves busted through his back door to purloin his porn, Johnson bought a brand new HD 3D TV with the 3D glasses included, according to MLive.

“I will be getting my porn in Blu-Ray,” Johnson said. “The haters aren’t gonna stop me from collecting again.”

Johnson's resiliance in the face of adversity has aroused the attention of the porn industry, especially Mike Kulich of Monarchy Distribution, who is helping the self-proclaimed "Hugh Hefner of Muskegon" get back on his feet again with 200 brand-spanking new DVDs.

"He's the ultimate porn fan," Kulich told HuffPost. "He seemed distraught by the theft. This is a guy who bought porn DVDs a couple times a week. He's a collector who put aside money from each paycheck to meet his financial obligation."

Kulich is also offering two free tickets to the Adult Entertainment Expo held in Las Vegas every January so he can meet some of his favorite stars in the flesh.

Other porn companies are coming to Johnson's aid as well, including Naughty America, Girlfriends Films, AMK Empire/AMKingdom.com and Exquisite Films/Juicy Video.

Johnson's fiance, Angela Morton, is also getting a carnal care package in the form of couples porn DVDs from Mile High Media.

"She's so understanding, she deserves some as well," the Mile High Media spokeswoman told HuffPost.

Johnson is grateful for the gifts, and believes the whole incident is giving him a chance to put a face on the average American porn fan.

Earlie Johnson is a true American hero who preserved when his porn was stolen

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.


Young Freud posted:

Man, can we make this a HuffPo-rn news thread? Because the related story before the comments seems even more worthy of discussion...

Earlie Johnson's Stolen Porn Collection Replenished By Porn Companies


Earlie Johnson is a true American hero who preserved when his porn was stolen

I'm sorry but I simply refuse to believe there's a porn collector named Earlie Johnson.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007


Ireland Sucks posted:

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/960858/e 5 minute version here, full version on TPB. Enjoy your entirely uninteresting porn.

Wait, it's with a condom?!

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
CARDIOVORAX BELIVES A POLICEMAN WHO GROPES A WOMAN SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB, AND DO A HUNDRED HOURS OF COMUNITY SERVICE UNDER THE PAIN OF GOING TO PRISON IF HE BREAKS HIS PAROLE


Is having acted in porn really that big of a deal in the US? Over here we have a former hardcore porn actress who branched out into comedy and mainstream daily soaps. I've never heard anyone actually give a crap.

Ariza
Feb 7, 2006


Cardiovorax posted:

Is having acted in porn really that big of a deal in the US? Over here we have a former hardcore porn actress who branched out into comedy and mainstream daily soaps. I've never heard anyone actually give a crap.

Not really, but when you compete in these bigger beauty pageants there are a lot of behaviors and actions that you agree not to do in exchange for competing. It's the same with pro athletes, some musicians, etc.

Basically what you should take away from this is that Huff Po and TMZ and such are garbage and you really shouldn't read them for news.

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

NO TOUCHING


Cardiovorax posted:

Is having acted in porn really that big of a deal in the US? Over here we have a former hardcore porn actress who branched out into comedy and mainstream daily soaps. I've never heard anyone actually give a crap.

Beauty pageants have a weird culture to them. Those competing are apparently obliged to appear as wholesome (or even better, "traditional") woman. And Christian.

I assume it has something to do with making it okay for religious fundamentalists to ogle partially dressed women.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Much Mother-Fucking Wicked Clown Love


Why are they referring to it as amateur? When you're paid to bang on film and it has a post-production it's no longer in the realm of amateur.

Ireland Sucks
May 16, 2004



jalopybrown posted:

Why are they referring to it as amateur? When you're paid to bang on film and it has a post-production it's no longer in the realm of amateur.

The site gimmick is that it gets innocent just-turned-18 girls that haven't done porn before on camera and don't do it full time (yet) instead of those dirty sullied porn stars.

BrainParasite
Jan 24, 2003




Cardiovorax posted:

Is having acted in porn really that big of a deal in the US? Over here we have a former hardcore porn actress who branched out into comedy and mainstream daily soaps. I've never heard anyone actually give a crap.

Hardcore is going to be a problem for even minor public figures. Softcore and nude pictures aren't that big a deal unless you have to be squeaky clean in your public image (beauty queens, news casters, anyone targeted to the under 14s or Evangelicals.)

peak debt
Mar 10, 2001
b& :(

It's going to be an interesting coming-to-age for kids in 20 years. When they first sign up to Facebook (that's going to power every single sign on website in the world by then) they'll probably automatically receive suggestions to watch porn done by their moms

NoneSuch
Jun 5, 2010

oh not this time.
your act of being the
goodguy is over


brylcreem posted:

Wait, it's with a condom?!

That's not very Christian of her

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Beauty Pageants are all about the objectification of women as sex objects or objects of desire. It seems like it should be mandatory that they act in porn or are nude models for men's magazines.

:edit:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


Neutrino posted:

Beauty Pageants are all about the objectification of women as sex objects or objects of desire. It seems like it should be mandatory that they act in porn or are nude models for men's magazines.

:edit:

It'd certainly make the talent portion more interesting.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
CARDIOVORAX BELIVES A POLICEMAN WHO GROPES A WOMAN SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB, AND DO A HUNDRED HOURS OF COMUNITY SERVICE UNDER THE PAIN OF GOING TO PRISON IF HE BREAKS HIS PAROLE


Cthulu Carl posted:

It'd certainly make the talent portion more interesting.
The double reverse cowgirl jury is now evaluating contestants; group 5, please assemble near the stage.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Much Mother-Fucking Wicked Clown Love


Ireland Sucks posted:

The site gimmick is that it gets innocent just-turned-18 girls that haven't done porn before on camera and don't do it full time (yet) instead of those dirty sullied porn stars.

The media shouldn't be bowing to Big Gonzo and pretending site gimmicks are reality, would they be reporting she had been tricked into doing porn for free if it was Bang Bus?

WhaleFarmerJohn
Jul 13, 2003



Neutrino posted:

Beauty Pageants are all about the objectification of women as sex objects or objects of desire. It seems like it should be mandatory that they act in porn or are nude models for men's magazines.

:edit:

The idea we're somehow just judging their human beauty and not their sexuality is what makes beauty pageants acceptable to middle america. Unfortunately, you can't disassociate the two and that's why people freak out over poo poo like this.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style


Cardiovorax posted:

Is having acted in porn really that big of a deal in the US? Over here we have a former hardcore porn actress who branched out into comedy and mainstream daily soaps. I've never heard anyone actually give a crap.

I guess it depends on what you want to end up doing in life. I imagine it might be difficult for people to take you seriously as a corporate lawyer when there's a video out there of you drinking a decanting glass full of semen whilst taking two cocks in the arse simultaneously.

Wells
Sep 21, 2008

THIS IS A BIZ!!!


Neutrino posted:

Beauty Pageants are all about the objectification of women as sex objects or objects of desire. It seems like it should be mandatory that they act in porn or are nude models for men's magazines.

:edit:

Aren't beauty pageants basically the american version of japanese pop idols or whatever they're called? It's all that stuff you said, but they're supposed to be completely pure/chaste. At least the japanese are honest about why they want them to project that image.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009


Neutrino posted:

Beauty Pageants are all about the objectification of women as sex objects or objects of desire. It seems like it should be mandatory that they act in porn or are nude models for men's magazines.

:edit:
But, but, our objects are wholesome! The only moral objectification is my objectification.

Maybe one of the adult film industry awards organizations should do a porn star only beauty pageant. Only not mention the porn at all, and do it in the style of a traditional wholesome pageant. Crown the winner with a plastic tiara. Act mock-outraged when anybody mentions the 3600 adult films they've starred in.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

43 species of parrot?! Nipples for men?! SLUGS?! Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?! If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, 8 o'clock, day one!


Cardiovorax posted:

Is having acted in porn really that big of a deal in the US? Over here we have a former hardcore porn actress who branched out into comedy and mainstream daily soaps. I've never heard anyone actually give a crap.

It really depends where you live and what you do for a living. Sasha Grey had broken into actual film acting pretty easily while if you're a teacher in the south you can get fired for having "semi-nude" pictures on your Facebook or being a homosexual, let alone having starred in porn when you were younger.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007


Well, that clip was a disappointment.

It's a good thing she has her pageanting to fall back on ... oh

VagueRant
May 24, 2012


Cardiovorax posted:

Is having acted in porn really that big of a deal in the US? Over here we have a former hardcore porn actress who branched out into comedy and mainstream daily soaps. I've never heard anyone actually give a crap.
For some confusing reason, it does seem to be a big deal with people. (Possibly Americans.) Like this crazy/creepy goon in the Movie Posters thread.
It seems like a form of slut shaming. Suppose you can also see this cultural view in all US sitcoms that feature a stripper character.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

I guess it depends on what you want to end up doing in life. I imagine it might be difficult for people to take you seriously as a corporate lawyer when there's a video out there of you drinking a decanting glass full of semen whilst taking two cocks in the arse simultaneously.
Why?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

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sweet as peaches and cream
i'm your lady machine


I love community outreach

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

43 species of parrot?! Nipples for men?! SLUGS?! Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?! If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, 8 o'clock, day one!


VagueRant posted:

For some confusing reason, it does seem to be a big deal with people. (Possibly Americans.) Like this crazy/creepy goon in the Movie Posters thread.
It seems like a form of slut shaming. Suppose you can also see this cultural view in all US sitcoms that feature a stripper character.
Why?

Fun fact: that crazy/creepy goon works for a major studio designing movie posters. So next time you wonder why women on movie posters are so ridiculously airbrushed and made-up, now you know why!

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004



I don't personally care about this because I think beauty pageants are very creepy, and she's probably better off not being involved with them anyway. I actually think I would have a harder time not prejudging someone who does pageants than I would someone who does porn. In fact I met miss NH a couple years ago and she was in her full makeup, tiara, and sash and she kind of reminded me of David Bowie crossed with one of those Japanese uncanny valley robots. If I had had some porn to reference her from I might have been able to see her as a real person.

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Silver Gadget
Apr 17, 2006
Oh man, what a very shiny bummer


Neutrino posted:

Beauty Pageants are all about the objectification of women as sex objects or objects of desire. It seems like it should be mandatory that they act in porn or are nude models for men's magazines.

:edit:

At the very least they should make an appearance in the ESPN magazine body issue. Actually that should be the requirement to be considered a requirement to be in the pageant.

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