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Nice post fuckbucket, how does it feel to be a blithering thundercunt unable to realise that the people who buy high end PCs drive the tech that goes into your lovely consoles? Maybe you should take your loving diaper off and get the dick shaped pacifier out of you mouth before you post again. Twatmonger.

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play League of Legends People

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Go gently caress yourself in the scrotum with that POS game

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Ure pure poo poo talking, lol player, i probably beat you on 5 minutes of game not more... lovely player, go play your lol, dota is too hard for your kid mind level...

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man imo u r a loving retard who is just a fanboy of Dendi,i'm great fan of him as well but not a FANBOY.Don't u have eyes? Have u ever watched YaphetS's games?Why do u think that Dendi is better than him,PIS has already proven that he's the best mid player and legends like 820,X!! & etc recognize this.who the gently caress r u who played several years DotA to compare those 2 players

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I'm against this 100%. Why? Because I don't want games to be used for a political war!

My favorite sci-fi strategy game, X-COM, was given to a developer who only care for same-sex rights; they didn't care for X-COM or even games. So anyways, they took X-COM, lied about being huge X-COM fans, and changed *everything* to serve their needs, but not that of the fans. They moved it to the USA only and set the timeline to 60 years ago so they can use the civil-rights as a allegory for same-sex rights and marriage...

My point is, keep same-sex stuff and political wars *OUT* of video games, or you will be force to play games that will try to control what you think; and all your heroes from Halo, COD, Gears of War, Half-Life will be "coming out of the closet" to fight for same-sex marriage.

They already made some comic book heroes non-straight (like Alan Scott of Green Lantern), don't let them make games into South Park.

Famethrowa posted:

In an article about EA signing a petition supporting gay rights:


XCOM wasn't exactly how he remembered it so therefore it was due to the developer supporting gay rights and...

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TL;DR. Bitter "HARDKORE" @ 12 o' clock.

No, seriously, quit nostalgia wanking, you big fat loving baby, and get out into the real world. I've seen one too many pricks like you around, and I hope this thread gets locked up by the mods on the account the severe retard manchild is just up beyond 12 and into the Fuckhead zone.

I'm tired of loving losers like you, bitching and moaning about how a series you stuck with now "sucks balls" and that you want made now YOUR way.

And congratulations. You've stirred up the one big quake that's let the Oni in my name out of the drat cave it's been lurking in.

Let's BEGIN.

1. You are a loving child

Let me tell you the story of a guy named Pat. He is now a 30 something year old man who has an English degree and is now attempting to become a teacher. Problem is, in his personal life, he is also a bitter, repressed, sad, and highly loving unlikable douchebag who lashes out at ANYone and enjoys being racist to Japan because he is a loving bitter fucker that likely got dumped by his Japanese girlfriend for someone less of an insipid, moral-ambiguous and shallow gently caress of an insult to ANY white male that I know who are my friends and are pleasant and NOT bastards, like him.

Nowadays, he's all curled up sucking his loving THUMB on his little lovely, unknown, douchebag corner of the internet, writing off his little "Final Fantasy Retrospective", while also being the most bitter and loving nasty example of a biased burnt out and heartless human being. And about as much as I don't like XII or XIII, that's all personal and has to do with the creation process and nothing with the vision of the creators- If I don't like it, I can gently caress off.

What you and that loser have in common is the common retard douchebag loser "HARDKORE VIDEO GAMER" influence of being some of the most myopic, and IGNORANT, pieces of loving stinking rotten rear end poo poo excuses of a human being, who are too busy wanting your penis to be bigger through a virtual incarnation of yourselves, all the while bathed in nostalgia and anger of someone not jerking you, your ego, and sense of luxury based entertainment off.

If you haven't guessed it, it's maybe that Japanese people and developers and the entire nation doesn't need to give you handjobs to people overseas- Maybe they already have a loving audience and cultural environment (ie COUNTRY AND NATION) that appreciates and respects them for who they are instead of catering to wimpassed bastard foreigner barbarian asstrash wedgie abused babies like yourselves. I don't know.

2. Tetsuya Nomura isn't a loving loser, he's more of a success than you of a brown stain on the mattress will EVER be

HAHAHAHA. Yeah, you can give me poo poo about belts and zippers. My problem is, is that I'm sure as gently caress you don't know the man himself in person, and that I'm sure that your penis shrivels on the account his art doesn't cater to you being a loving repressed and bitter loser that desires to be some powertripping inhumane insane bastard like what you hate.

I love his works for what he can do with a modern setting- He's not living in the past like you JRR Tolkien jerkoff fanboy geekwads. He's living NOW. And if an artist doesn't want to design a loving series because it doesn't appeal to them, well THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER ASSIGNED HIM TO THE loving JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE. He SPECIALIZES in something. GIVE WHAT HE'S GOOD AT.

And I love The Bouncer for giving me an awesome anime Japanese video game take on the 1992 film The Bodyguard. I love his works for modern type designs. I love how he wants to be stylish and flair. You may scream belts and zippers all you want, but I've already deciphered that's his sign of saying "gently caress this unclassy geekass trash. gently caress it to hell. And gently caress all of you losers who like this poo poo."

And you have a problem with his Dissidia art? gently caress you then, rear end in a top hat. Tell you what, you draw me something better than that and I'll change my mind. Other than that, you're just a bitch with a large mouth and a joke for existence.

3.There is no hope

Go and loving kill yourself then, you bitter rear end in a top hat. Ain't my fault you're a pissy bitter loser who wants to ruin my and everyone else's parade. Go to loving hell, and get hosed.

And I don't care? Yeah, I do care. I care enough to loving spout my mouth off at babies like you, that think you can do any manchild shitheaded loser rear end stunt, and get away with it. No. My feelings are loving hurt. My soul, is loving hurt. You may have never liked anything, and I may have my own dislikes, but that doesn't give me the right to act like a loving bully and trashy dickhead geek to any others who do enjoy it. I may be in rage right now, and I will likely be banned, but at least I get to have my say- My say that unethical, cowardly, bitchass, no dick, barbarous, aimless, powerlusting, bullied, pig headed, myopic, loser-geekassed, uninsightful, shallow, and pathetic bitter wastes of time should grow the gently caress up and get lost until they either be a better person or die. That's YOU. You and that dickfaced pussy starved dream shattered loser I mentioned above are the loving jock itch of gaming, and need to realize how much of a loving loser you are, and just loving get lost. Or die.

Oh, and and quit giving VI a bad name- Last time I remembered, VI hardcores were loving cocksucking pretentious losers that like to pretend they're classy and "sophisticated." Not my fault the series is actually a series made for younger audiences. And that's speaking a LOT to me in the whole context of the hosed up part of the Final Fantasy fan sphere of the West. Get bent.

Mask no Oni (talk) 07:13, December 7, 2012 (UTC)

SomeColorMage posted:

A couple of moths ago on the Final Fantasy Wiki, someone posted an essay on the forums about how the series has been ruined (can't link it, sorry, it's been deleted). Most of the community ignored it, a few pointed out that some of the arguments made were really flimsy.

Then, well, this happened. Bolding his.

Ahhpple posted:

So what happened after that was posted?

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Metal gear rising #mgr spoilers: Raiden murders libertarians because he disagrees

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they have the nerve to play a western-like action game and then put in a japanese zone with pagodas and eastern based zones, and then diss on america like lol theyre so much better, yet they copy our formulas...they have some nerve i wanna slap the developers of this game in their stupid faces now. anyone agree?

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Am I the only one who is severely disgruntled by the amount of anti-American comments and xenophobic representations of myself (as an American) all over the internet and the world.

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In August 2005, Capcom released the book "Hand in Killer7." Like other companion books to video games (such as the books that complement the Silent Hill games), "Hand in Killer7" offers new insights into the world of Killer7. Many fans of the game expected the book to fill in many of the empty spaces left in the plot. In fact, even after having written my length plot analysis document, I wondered what the "official version" of the story was.

After having reviewed the content of "Hand in Killer7," however, I think that it would be a mistake to believe that the information contained within the book answers all questions within the game. Information within the book outright contradicts information given to the audience during the game, and the book introduces characters to the story that are never mentioned or shown in the game. The problem seems obvious to me: what good is a video game, if the game cannot be relied upon to give the relevant details of its own narrative?

In my plot analysis document, I have endeavored always to respect the details of the game before conjecturing with regard to symbolic meaning and historical allusions. I have based my interpretation around the game. The content of "Hand in Killer7" does not do this. Rather, it assumes that the story of the game is flexible enough to be bent in a different form.

Two options suggest themselves: one, "Hand in Killer7" has the "true story" and all of us paid $50 to $30 for a game that was wrong about itself; two, "Hand in Killer7" is not an attempt to reveal the truth about the world of Killer7, and it tries to convey to its readers the story that the creative development team had wanted to make, but could not.

For the sake of justifying the money spent on the game--and of exculpating SUDA51 and Grasshopper from the charge of ripping off their audience--I prefer to think of "Hand in Killer7" as the latter. Think of it as the same characters, with the same atmosphere, and the same setting--only a different story.

Some have suggested that I argue the point, because "Hand in Killer7" invalidates my own lengthy plot analysis and interpretation. I disagree with these claims. Foremost, I began the Plot Analysis document with the intention to analyse the Capcom 2005 release "Killer7"--a video game. As I have written above, my analysis attempts to wrap itself around the facts of the narrative with as little invention as possible. "Hand in Killer7" invents freely. Regardless of the source--and regardless of the authority granted to the source, such as that granted to the originator of the story--information about the game that does not come from either the game or materials packaged within the game falls short of being "canon" for an interpretation.

They had their chance to tell a story when we spent $50 to $30 on a video game. If they didn't do it right then, they have lost the opportunity to revise--unless, of course, they would either give us all free copies of the revision, or fully refund our purchases.

My plot analysis is an interpretation of Killer7, the video game, and not the development team's good intentions.

I may sound like I am addressing SUDA 51 or the development team harshly. I assure you, I am not. I address gainsayers harshly.

I include the translation of "Hand in Killer7," because I love the mythos of the game. As a result, a variation upon the story in the game--created, no less, by the game's creators--is a welcome experience. I believe it will be welcome for my readers, too.

Please enjoy the following translation of "Hand in Killer7."

Swolegoat posted:

dark soul


I rented this game from RedBox. I was expecting it to be like Star wars Force unleashed. Something easy to learn that walks you thru a decent story with lots of action fighting different things and a little bit of challenge in terms of finding needed objects. Well after just one hour of playing I found it way too difficult to play. Apparently you have to get pretty far into the game before it will save your location because i kept getting placed back to the beginning. I play a lot of games such s halo, Gears of War both on Xbox. Star wars unleashed on Xbox, "Uncharted" on Playstation. With this game,Its harder to fight enemies. the weapons menu is more complicated. (not sure what it really called, but it what keeps up with the objects you pick up through out the game). Any way. Unless you plan on spending hours just trying to learn how the game works I would rent it first before buying, otherwise you might get disappointed.

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

Metal Gear Rising seems to be causing a stir in Murca

Swolegoat posted:

I was expecting it to be like Star wars Force unleashed.

Dominic White posted:

Man, they're not even touching on the best part, too.

The final boss is Dick Cheney. No joke. Younger and beefier, granted, but he gets his powers from his evil NANOMACHINE pacemaker.

Walrus Pete posted:

Please tell me you're being literal. Not "obvious resemblance" or "clearly a reference to" or whatever. Because holy poo poo

Walrus Pete posted:

Please tell me you're being literal. Not "obvious resemblance" or "clearly a reference to" or whatever. Because holy poo poo

Vaashila posted:

GameFAQs discussing what's really important in the new Pokemon.

Breetai posted:

I wonder exactly what it is about foot fetishes that seems to appeal to the socially-stunted gamer crowd? I mean don't get me wrong, it's probably the most socially-acceptable 'vanilla' kink out there; on a scale of One to "poo poo in each others' mouths like a dysenteric Ouroboros" it's a solid one-and-a-half at best, but then you get people who engage in debates like the one linked or who lovingly craft barefoot character models for video games and catalog videos of them in action like the world's most autismal librarian, or who start collections like this. ( for pantyshots and drawn porn)

SomeColorMage posted:

That's definitely the most gamers.txt thing on there though.

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final fantasy has nothing to do with cheese dus i want some cheese CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE well they need to add more weapons like fropg launchers and friend annialators

Breetai posted:

I wonder exactly what it is about foot fetishes that seems to appeal to the socially-stunted gamer crowd? I mean don't get me wrong, it's probably the most socially-acceptable 'vanilla' kink out there; on a scale of One to "poo poo in each others' mouths like a dysenteric Ouroboros" it's a solid one-and-a-half at best, but then you get people who engage in debates like the one linked or who lovingly craft barefoot character models for video games and catalog videos of them in action like the world's most autismal librarian, or who start collections like this. ( for pantyshots and drawn porn)

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This review is from: Dark Souls (Video Game)

The instruction for the player barely exists: the controls are completely different from every other PS3 game, yet there're almost no hints as to how to do anything--you pretty much figure it out accidentally in between getting slaughtered by every enemy (even the weakest ones are ridiculously strong and almost always kill you).

If you've got any unused experience points when you dying, you might as well kiss them goodbye (you've got one chance to get them back, during which there's a 150% chance you'll die). I was pretty disappointed by the graphics, which are about the same quality as PS3 games from 2009.

Basically, the only one having fun while you're playing this game is your electric company.

P.S. There's no way to pause. wtf?

I really hope Amazon lets me return this game because it was absolute crap.

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This review is from: Dark Souls (Video Game)
I swear to God, this is the worse game and Studio EVER!!! You're better off playing Atari than playing this retarded game!!!

Pros: None

Cons: (too many to list, but I'll list the most important ones)

Controls are really bad (not sure how this game made it through Quality Assurance)
Storyline is just ridiculous (Come on, you start off as an undead, dying in a jail cell, WTF?! my 3 year old can write a better story than this garbage!)
Customization is extremely limited (don't buy into the hype about all the customization because there really isn't any, period!)
No doubt about it, the game is a challenge, but Jesus Christ, you can't take two steps forward without dying!
The graphics are lackluster at best
There are NO MAPS for any of the zones, so plan on running around in circles
There are no tutorials or tips, so it's just you and Google for the entire game
You CANNOT save your progress at any time, your progress is ONLY saved at the checkpoints!
There is no room for error in this game! (So yeah, if you're like me and accidently strike an NPC because the controls blow donkies, that NPC will attack you on sight for the rest of the game!)

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL TO THIS GARBAGE GAME! IN FACT, I'M GOING TO BUY TWO OF THEM, ONE TO CRAP ON AND I WILL USE THE OTHER TO BURY IT!

If you're in the market for a single player RPG, get Skyrim instead...much better game!

Breetai posted:

I wonder exactly what it is about foot fetishes that seems to appeal to the socially-stunted gamer crowd? I mean don't get me wrong, it's probably the most socially-acceptable 'vanilla' kink out there; on a scale of One to "poo poo in each others' mouths like a dysenteric Ouroboros" it's a solid one-and-a-half at best, but then you get people who engage in debates like the one linked or who lovingly craft barefoot character models for video games and catalog videos of them in action like the world's most autismal librarian, or who start collections like this. ( for pantyshots and drawn porn)

Breetai posted:

I wonder exactly what it is about foot fetishes that seems to appeal to the socially-stunted gamer crowd? I mean don't get me wrong, it's probably the most socially-acceptable 'vanilla' kink out there; on a scale of One to "poo poo in each others' mouths like a dysenteric Ouroboros" it's a solid one-and-a-half at best, but then you get people who engage in debates like the one linked or who lovingly craft barefoot character models for video games and catalog videos of them in action like the world's most autismal librarian, or who start collections like this. ( for pantyshots and drawn porn)

Hobo Siege posted:

It's not a gamer thing, it's just a crazy widespread kink. Gamers, furries, normal rear end people, whatever the gently caress, the fetish is everywhere. I guess you do sort of hear about it more as you descend the latter of social aptitude, though.

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wtf riot nobody likes mac's mac's aren't for gaming but for coffee shop dbags that have nothing better to do than show off their over-paid POS thin laptop or another crappy all in one computer desktop the whole apple brand is bad and has no new ideas ipod touch ipad a larger version of touch oh and now the ipad mini its bigger than touch but smaller than he ipad i must have another great apple product!
ROIT you have dropped on my respect list as well as others by making lol playable on mac's!

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

1 star Amazon reviews are always good Gamers.txt material:

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Pc gamers give pc gamers a bad name. One of the best games of all time down voted because it is the exact same as the console (not entirely true, extra content + durante's rez fix + better frame rates make this the ultimate version). Just goes to show that PC gamers dont actually like great games, they like epeen things like $1000 video cards and 3-monitor setups. Meh, their loss.

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It's Dark Souls, on pc and it's a 10. It's an exact port of the best console game/ game of this generation. Seriously ignore the high pitched girlyman resolution/keyboard/mouse/gfwl/consoleportomfgshtuup background whine and just buy an xbox gamepad. I really really wish i could be playing it again for the first time just to experience it with fresh eyes. It has a game world full of weird mystery, memorable characters and some of the most awesome and imaginative bosses and combat ever. It hints where other games crap exposition over you, and a winding twisting design to the levels that really impresses once you understand what is going on. There is nothing remotely close to this on pc.

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To all people who are downrating it because the game because it is a port. I have to ask, what did you expect, Fromsoftware is an EXTREMELY small company who barely had the manpower to make the game for ps3 and xbox. If they wanted to make a perfect pc port, they would have had to rewrite the entire code for the game, by themselves, which would have been impossible. Fromsoftware gave the information that it would be a port from xbox before it was released and anyone who didn't know this, or rather is downrating because of it, shouldn't be a little **** about it

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

1 star Amazon reviews are always good Gamers.txt material:

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The game is good but for some reason the language the person speaks is not in English. Other than this i have not complaints at all.

Vaashila posted:

GameFAQs discussing what's really important in the new Pokemon.

Geek U.S.A. posted:

Those obsessive Pokemon fanboys are easily as creepy as bronies. The Pokemon threads on NeoGaf are crawling with furries who want to gently caress made up fictional animals as well as the underage children that make up the cast of Pokemon.

Lance Streetman posted:

And here's a blog about how Hotline Miami is setting the industry back because it's too violent, which this dude knows even though he hasn't even played the game.

http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/Devi...tline_Miami.php

DrManiac posted:

Well, at least it's not as bad as pokegirls

Buried alive posted:

I don't think I want that term associated with my search history or any other part of my internets, but human curiosity being what it is .. what are those?

Buried alive posted:

I don't think I want that term associated with my search history or any other part of my internets, but human curiosity being what it is .. what are those?

RobTG posted:

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Sega should ask Sonic Team if they have made anything worthwhile from mid 90s to late 90s.
Sonic Generations continues the trend of Sonic teams mediocrity.
Instead of making new level design and competent gameplay additions to supplement it,they have implemented a control scheme
that wrestles control away from the player.The game has enormous amount of recycled levels from the past Sonic Games.
Most of the time you gently push the analog to watch Sonic going fast at breakneck speed.Once in a while you gently tap button
to avoid pitfall or obstacles.
This egregious and enormous speed of Sonic darting forward,acts to the detriment of the player.There is very little player input or
interaction with the environments.
Even the dull Boss battles are lifted from previous Sonic Games and blended craftily to make it seem fresh,which it is not.
There are unlockables after completion of levels,but who would want to play those when the whole game is largely unsatisfying.
Instead of being creative and bringing new additions to the table,developers are nowadays happy with bringing content from the
past,hoping to garner the positive Fan service,which they obviously do not deserve.

Lance Streetman posted:

One of the least offensive youtube conversations I've ever seen.

henkman posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5QfNv0lhvM