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Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

Come forth from the abyss by these names...


Well I've finally snapped. Prolonged mental, physical and spiritual deterioration has left me feeling...nothing good.


By July 31 my goal is to achieve the following:

bodyweight from floor to overhead (this will probably involve a clean* and push press, and weight loss)
db snatch 90 lbs
one-arm db press 5 reps 65 lbs
turkish getup 60 lbs



If I fail I challenge nature to strike me down.

In 2006 I had my best improvement by doing full body workouts 3 days per week, so I'll do the same thing again. In 10 months my deadlift went from 300 to 420, and some other stuff etc...whatever.

So the idea is that each day I pick 3 compound movements and one or two specific things. Day 1 heavy ~ 5 reps. Day 2 light ~ 12-15 reps. Day 3 medium ~ 7-10 reps.

So the three days will look something like this:

deadlifts
weighted pullups
bb shoulder press
getups

back squats
bentover rows
ballistic pushups
chinups
reverse flyes

front squats
cable rows
one arm db press
getups
external rotations

db snatches are part of my warmup and will be done each day.

Right now I'm a soft 180 lbs. 5'9", 28yo m.
Beer will be replaced with eggs. Junk food will be replaced with pushups.

NEED FLEXIBILITY:


I will now go for a run Rocky style and come back and eat eggs and hummus and fruit.

*it is going to be a really ugly powerclean, hideous

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Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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So my "run" was equal parts traipsing over ice and coughing up phlegm. Then,

goblet squats: 40lb x 15, 2 sets
db bent over rows: 80lbs x 12, 2 sets
db shoulder press: 80lbs x 12, then 80 x ...not quite 5

Later, stretching.
Monday, gym membership.

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Sore from Saturday. So all I did was

get-ups 10lbs x 10 each hand, with a rest between

neutral grip chinups 5, 8, 6

Unofficial goal of 22. Oh well, at least I've started. It can only get better...

I'll do a more 'full' workout tomorrow, soreness permitting.

Ego Death fucked around with this message at Mar 10, 2013 around 17:09

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Deadlifts 120x5, 170x5, 210x3, 230x3

BB Bent over rows 120x5 3 sets

BB Shoulder press 100x5, 100x5, 100x4

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Run: 1.3km Time: don't worry about it (yet)
It felt better and smoother than last week.

goblet squats: 40lbs x 15, 3 sets
db bent over rows: 80lbs x 12, 3 sets
db shoulder press: 80lbs x 12, 8, 6

Dem Bones
Feb 25, 2005
Listen, I didn't face ten long tours against the goddamn 'bots to come back home and lift baby weights.


Any particular reason you don't plan on training the clean? Seems like it would be pretty helpful for your toxx.

Sitting Bull
Jul 4, 2004

ask me where i can fit a shake weight

eat a egg

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Dem Bones posted:

Any particular reason you don't plan on training the clean? Seems like it would be pretty helpful for your toxx.

In the past I always did front squats and standing shoulder presses off the floor so I ended up doing a cleans as part of those. (Yes my front squat sucked)

Nevertheless, it would be a good idea to do them. I think I would want to start with some drills and work up to it with slightly improved technique. I'll start soon, I just need to grease some basic movements over the next couple weeks.

yeah ok egg i eat

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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getups: 15 lbs x 7, 5 each hand
neutral grip chins: 10, 7, 5

I only added 5 lbs to the getups, but drat they were harder. 60lbs seems a long ways away.

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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This week is a distaster. On training at work which means get up at 4:45 and commute. Came home and drank vodka and beer and

deadlifts: 170x5, 220x5, 260x3, 280x1
db shoulder press: 80lbs x 17

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Back in action:

goblet squats: 40x15, 15, 15, 15, 10
db bent over rows: 80x12, 12, 12, 10
db shoulder press: 80x12, 9, 7

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Front Squats: 100x5,5,5,5
BB Bent Over Rows: 100x8,8,8
BB Shoulder Press: 100x5,5,5, 110x4

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Goblet Squats: 40x15, 15, 15, 15, 17
DB Rows: 80x12, 12, 12, 12, 9
DB Shoulder Press: 80x12, 11, 6, 2 gently caress yeah short rest periods take their toll

mar 31: neutral chins: 10, 8, 6

Ego Death fucked around with this message at Mar 31, 2013 around 16:20

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Front Squats: 100x5, 110x5, 110x5, 110x5, 120x5
BB Rows: 120x5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5
BB Shoulder Press: 100x5, 110x5, 110x5, 110x3, 120x3
(set 4 cut short due to left shoulder twinging/snapping owing to grip too wide. remedied by increasing weight)
Getups (each hand): 20x4 oh hell yes

april 4: neutral chins: 11, 9, 7, 5

Ego Death fucked around with this message at Apr 5, 2013 around 00:45

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Haven't flaked out, just haven't been posting. Also I've switched to one-lift-a-day directly after work. Full-body workouts at 8:30 pm were too much too late.

Yesterday:
back squats (from floor): 130x15, 16, 10
tabata thrusters 10 lb: uhh..4 sets

Today:
db rows: 80x15, 15, 15
bb rows: 120x10, 10, 9, 9, 6

I've also been doing one set of chinups every weekday morning. Up to 15 now.

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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db shoulder press: 80x15
bb shoulder press: 100x10, 130x4, 100x10, 135x2, 100x8, 120x4
1 arm db shoulder press: 40x13

Weird poo poo going on with left shoulder. Widening grip helped.

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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back squats (floor): 135x15, 15, 13
tabata thrusters: 10lb x died with few seconds to go set 5

I've decided that tabata is what my life has been lacking.

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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db rows: 80x15, 15, 15
bb rows: 135x5, 150x5,5,5,4

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Took a couple days too many off. oh well

db shoulder press: 80x15
bb shoulder press: 120x5, 5, 5, 125x3, 130x3, 140x2
1-arm db shoulder press: 45x10, 7

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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Wasn't feeling it today. Salvaged what I could.

back squats: 140x12
front squats: 140x5, 5, 4
tabata: 10lb x died 5 seconds left set 6

I'm adding a day of cleans/drills because I'm starting to get my rear end whipped by this deadlift + ...explosive reverse curl thing that I've been doing.

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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db rows: 80x12, 12
bb rows: 130x10, 10, 9, 7, 5

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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db shoulder press: 80x15
bb shoulder press: 125x5, 120x5, 5, 5, 125x4
1-arm db shoulder press: 55x3 drat

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Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

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I finally got a gym membership, so today I had the luxury of doing squats from a rack.

back squats: 135x10, 10, 10, 10, 12
tabata: didn't go well, fried after 3 sets

Also did a few dumbbell snatches as part of warmup. Got up to a few reps with 60lbs, felt good, crisp. Next time I'll push it a bit.

e:May 23; I didn't work out because I'm loving destroyed but I'm going on a boron binge oh yeah gently caress yeah

e2: sweet jesus

Ego Death fucked around with this message at May 24, 2013 around 01:01

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