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In fact, I just shed my winter beard now that I don't have an excuse. However, it's now growing back again because the reality is that all the beards you see around are just dudes who are too lazy to shave. Might I recommend: http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/ Also, you neglected to mention the most important aspect of a beard for grognards like us - it partially conceals your double (or triple+) chin and therefore partially obscures your hideous obesity to the public (along with some good old fashioned slouching and sucking your gut in). You might think I am only imagining this, but it's true - I've been complimented on losing weight before when all I did was not shave for a few months. I got really depressed writing this.
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| # ? Mar 5, 2013 21:46 |
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| # ? May 25, 2013 15:26 |
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Yeah I'd probably shave if I weren't so wretchedly depressed all the time. Oh well.
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| # ? Mar 6, 2013 07:57 |
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But how does one easily shave when you've got 2-3 weeks of growth? It's impossible. The razor gets stuck and then everybody wants to judge.
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| # ? Mar 6, 2013 14:05 |
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My brother's a beard person, or at least tries to be, and I've been saying all these things to him for years. I don't know how my sister in law stands it. Good thing he's going back in the army, they'll sort him out. Actually I don't know how he stands it either. They live in a sub-tropical zone where they don't even have winter.
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| # ? Mar 7, 2013 00:59 |
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CowOnCrack posted:Also, you neglected to mention the most important aspect of a beard for grognards like us - it partially conceals your double (or triple+) chin and therefore partially obscures your hideous obesity to the public (along with some good old fashioned slouching and sucking your gut in). Ugh, all I can think about is that Jonah Hill picture  Shaving is awful after waiting 2 - 3 weeks, but it's not the razor's fault. That's like blaming the sink for being too small to hold all your dirty dishes.
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| # ? May 25, 2013 15:26 |
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Ok, I'll do it, but it'll be back in a week or so.
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