NHL GDT 3/7 - The good old hockey game is the best game you can name

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myron cope: Apr 21, 2009; This is going to end badly for the owners. Very badly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8k7T1zYem8

Hello out there! We're on the air,
It's Hockey Night tonight;
Tension grows, the whistle blows,
And the puck goes down the ice.
The goalie jumps, and the players bump,
And the fans all go insane;
Someone roars, "Bobby scores!"
At the good old hockey game.

Oh! The good old hockey game,
Is the best game you can name;
And the best game you can name,
Is the good old Hockey game!

"Second period...."
Where players dash with skates a-flash,
The home team trails behind;
But they grab the puck and go bursting up,
And they're down across the line.
They storm the crease like bumble bees,
They travel like a burning flame;
We see them slide the puck inside,
It's a one-one hockey game.

Oh! The good old hockey game,
Is the best game you can name;
And the best game you can name,
Is the good old Hockey game!

"Third period! Last game in the playoffs, too!"
Oh, take me where the hockey players
Face-off down the rink;
And the Stanley Cup is all filled up,
For the champs who win the drink.
Now the final flick of a hockey stick,
And the one gigantic scream:
"The puck is in" - The home team wins
The good old hockey game!

Oh! The good old hockey game,
Is the best game you can name;
And the best game you can name,
Is the good old Hockey game!
(I stole this from here)

STREAMS

Starting goalies
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# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:14

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# ? May 23, 2013 21:23

gucci void main: Jul 2, 2010

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:24

Shoeonhead22: Mar 26, 2007; Was my contract good for you, too?

gucci void main posted:

You make a good point

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:26

neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004; So when I'm killin' 2 minutes, you better duck
Cause Cat Horse is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm scorin'
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin' straight outta Kladno

Hockey is cool and I'm going to watch some tonight.

gucci void main posted:

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# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:27

nature6pk: May 26, 2006; Left Coast Lame-o

gucci void main posted:

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# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:29

CDX: Dec 3, 2004; Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

Go Habs, Leafs (UGH, but gently caress the Bruins just because of Brad Marchand), Jersey, NY can DIAF, so can Pennsylvania, Florida, Vancouver, Tampa, Edmonton, St. Louis, LA.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:31

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Tough choice between the Panthers and Penguins game today. On one hand, I can have my soul crushed in the worst way possible, or I can have my soul crushed in the most entertaining way possible.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:36

Tailored Sauce: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!

Go Rangers!

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:37

MononcQc: May 29, 2007; �
_{~ $ suspend career

bash: suspend: too many arguments

~ $ :(}

Gonna watch poo poo for idiots tonight

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:38

neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004; So when I'm killin' 2 minutes, you better duck
Cause Cat Horse is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm scorin'
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin' straight outta Kladno

Kaberle out, Weber in

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:38

CDX: Dec 3, 2004; Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

neoaxd posted:

Kaberle out, Weber in

I'm not as excited about this as I probably should be.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:41

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009; This is going to end badly for the owners. Very badly.

Paul Martin likely playing

Tyler Kennedy likely playing

Beau Bennett likely playing

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:43

Rotten Cookies: Nov 11, 2008; "Everybody relax. I'm here."

Go NY!

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:47

fits: Jan 1, 2008; Do you know whose bones are on display here?
Your bones.
My bones.
Bone's bones.
Bone bone bone.

The good ol' hockey game

here's hoping the oilers can actually treat it like a hockey game and play better than that abomination in columbus

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:47

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009; I hear Ottawa sucks this time of year anyway...

Just figured I'd post the scores of all of the pens-flyers games since game 1 of the playoffs last year to illustrate how ridiculous games get between these teams.

code:

	Pit	Phi	TOTAL
p1	3	4	7
p2	5	8	13
p3	4	8	12
p4	10	3	13
p5	3	2	5
p6	1	5	6
rs1	3	1	4
rs2	5	6	11
TOTAL	34	37	71
AVG	4.25	4.63	8.88

e: averages were wrong, not anymore

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:47

nature6pk: May 26, 2006; Left Coast Lame-o

Look Around You posted:

Just figured I'd post the scores of all of the pens-flyers games since game 1 of the playoffs last year to illustrate how ridiculous games get between these teams.

e: It's babytown froliks

nature6pk fucked around with this message at Mar 7, 2013 around 23:51

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:49

mentholmoose: Nov 4, 2009; YKNOW IF LALONGO GOES TA PHILADELPHIA HE SHOULD HANG OUT WITH ROCKY BALBOA I HEAR HE STILL LIVES THERE

Posting sadgoalie.gif in advance:

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:49

Rotten Cookies: Nov 11, 2008; "Everybody relax. I'm here."

Look Around You posted:

Just figured I'd post the scores of all of the pens-flyers games since game 1 of the playoffs last year to illustrate how ridiculous games get between these teams.
code:
	Pit	Phi	TOTAL
p1	3	4	7
p2	5	8	13
p3	4	8	12
p4	10	3	13
p5	3	2	5
p6	1	5	6
rs1	3	1	4
rs2	5	6	11
TOTAL	34	37	71
AVG	7.56	8.22	15.78

I uh...... I think there's something wrong with those numbers.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:49

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009; I hear Ottawa sucks this time of year anyway...

Rotten Cookies posted:

I uh...... I think there's something wrong with those numbers.

Check now, I accidentally included the totals in the averages

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:50

nature6pk: May 26, 2006; Left Coast Lame-o

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:52

Rotten Cookies: Nov 11, 2008; "Everybody relax. I'm here."

nature6pk posted:

Basically this.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:52

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009; This is going to end badly for the owners. Very badly.

there's no way philly is less evil you're all high

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:53

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

Will the Leafs embarrass themselves against Boston yet again? Only time will tell. [spoilers]yes[/spoiler]

RIP STOMPIN' TOM CONNORS

Go Habs, Leafs, J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS, Canucks and Oilers. All Canadian teams will win in honour of Stompin' Tom.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:54

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

Philly and Pittsburgh are equally awful.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:54

nature6pk: May 26, 2006; Left Coast Lame-o

Bliggers- posted:

Philly and Pittsburgh are equally awful.

Nope.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:55

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009; I hear Ottawa sucks this time of year anyway...

myron cope posted:

there's no way philly is less evil you're all high

Yes.

Bliggers- posted:

Philly and Pittsburgh are equally awful.

No.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:55

neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004; So when I'm killin' 2 minutes, you better duck
Cause Cat Horse is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm scorin'
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin' straight outta Kladno

nature6pk posted:

My greatest creation

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:55

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009; I hear Ottawa sucks this time of year anyway...

Beau Bennett on Malkin's line

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:56

Chronicler of Dongs: Apr 21, 2003; ~*~ Magic Mittens ~*~

Go Jets

nature6pk posted:

It seems my feelings on the Pit/Phi rivalry have been perfectly summed up in two frames of animation.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:58

.Spec: Oct 4, 2001; "This contest is over, give that man the 8.7 million dollars!"

Circus hockey mean Bulleit neat before the puck drops and most likely every 15 minutes thereafter.

Go Pens!

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:58

Wojo: Jul 19, 2006; Let's ~~grind~~ mustache ride these bitches down!

Can't wait for fight fight goal goal goal goal fight goal fight fight

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:59

nature6pk: May 26, 2006; Left Coast Lame-o

neoaxd posted:

My greatest creation

It's a classic.

# ? Mar 7, 2013 23:59

Saint Jimmy: Jul 5, 2006

Time to turn this poo poo around.

# ? Mar 8, 2013 00:00

ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

Depres scratched, enjoy your win Philly

Also you can like whoever but you are dumb as hell if you think Philly is less evil

# ? Mar 8, 2013 00:00

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

�You just have to look at the game last night (a 5-4 win over Ottawa),� Julien said following his team�s morning skate in advance of tonight�s contest at the TD Garden. �They�ve done a good job with that team. They�ve definitely tightened up their game. I�m one of those guys who believe they are a legit contender.�

# ? Mar 8, 2013 00:00

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009; This is going to end badly for the owners. Very badly.

Man, I just want to punch EJ Hradek just for the way he looks

# ? Mar 8, 2013 00:01

evenworse username: Aug 4, 2006; HITTITE ARGUMENT STADIUM

...by Istanu, that's a lot of icetime for Rene Bourque.

All right I can watch the game tonight so try not to stomp all over your own dicks Habs.

# ? Mar 8, 2013 00:01

fits: Jan 1, 2008; Do you know whose bones are on display here?
Your bones.
My bones.
Bone's bones.
Bone bone bone.

Whats the over/under for goals scored for pitt/phi tonight? 11?

# ? Mar 8, 2013 00:01

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009; I hear Ottawa sucks this time of year anyway...

fits posted:

Whats the over/under for goals scored for pitt/phi tonight? 11?

Average is like almost 9 so yeah probably.

Take the over.

# ? Mar 8, 2013 00:02

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# ? May 23, 2013 21:23

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009; This is going to end badly for the owners. Very badly.

ElwoodCuse posted:

Depres scratched, enjoy your win Philly

Also you can like whoever but you are dumb as hell if you think Philly is less evil

But Martin is in too? Or no? Martin for Despres to keep Eaton in the lineup? Martin and Bortuzzo in for Despres and Eaton?

# ? Mar 8, 2013 00:02

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