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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/new...tomb-raider.php I have to applaud Mr. Parsons for yet another article that had me awkwardly laughing out loud in the school lounge, causing my coworkers to wonder what was so funny and how to explain it in a way that wouldn't be too bizarre. I also really love the mental image of Sean Connery wearing a Werner Herzog facemask. Now, that being said...while I'd watch it, I think it lacks the visceral approach of Indiana Jones and the Vessel of Ra.
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I don't know, this reboot captures a certain sense of maturity and depth that was seriously lacking in all those silly Indiana Jones adventure movies.
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 18:24 |
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Finally, some much needed grit and brutal realism in Indiana Jones. After the silliness of Crystal Skull, the series needed to get back to its realistic, brutal roots.
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 18:56 |
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So is every single scene in the update an actual scene from Tomb Raider?
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 22:24 |
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I love how this throws into contrast how goofy, uncomfortable and weird audiences would find a male hero vomiting and crying all the time.
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 23:06 |
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Requested_Username posted:So is every single scene in the update an actual scene from Tomb Raider? I wouls like to know this, especially with the stupid comments about "protecting" Lara Croft that that one guy made.
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| # ? Mar 10, 2013 05:24 |
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They're all based on scenes from Tomb Raider, some more loosely than others.
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| # ? Mar 10, 2013 06:34 |
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I really enjoyed that. Saw every paragraph in my head, and I loved it.
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| # ? Mar 10, 2013 13:57 |
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Oh man, please tell me that's not how Tomb Raider ends, I'm about 3/4 of the way through that game.
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If it is the ending I will be surprised because I have only played about halfway through the game.
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| # ? May 19, 2013 03:42 |
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I enjoyed the article. After playing the game, I read it again and enjoyed it more.
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