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Synthetic Hermit
Apr 4, 2012

mega survoltage!!!

A couple of times every year, without fail, these events WILL get mentioned by the Canadian newsmedia. It's like nothing else has ever happened up here...

Expo '67



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expo_67

The 1967 World's Fair was staged during Canada's centennial year on a series of purpose-built islands outside of Montreal, Quebec.

1972 Summit Series



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summit_Series

During the Cold War, the national hockey teams of Canada and the Soviet Union faced off in an eight-game competition, with four games held in each country. Canada won.

Polytechnique



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89...hnique_massacre

In 1989, 14 women were killed by 25-year-old Marc Lépine in an anti-feminist rampage at the École Polytechnique engineering school.

The Moratorium



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collap...est_cod_fishery

In 1992, the cod fishery off the Grand Banks of Newfoundland was shut down after 500 years due to overfishing that resulted in massive declines of the fish stocks. The local economy collapsed along with it.

The Referendum



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_referendum,_1995

In 1995, the province of Quebec (the francophone majority of which has deep nationalistic feelings) voted on whether to separate from Canada or not. They voted to stay, by a very close margin.

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001



Yeah so we've got these things called 9/11, Waco, and Richard Gere's rear end gerbil down here so can't really care too much about your francophonic snowman stuff.

Dirty Karma
Jul 3, 2007


Umm ok?

Can I add hockey(in general) and burning down the White House?

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Chris Kratt

Dirty Karma posted:

Umm ok?

Can I add hockey(in general) and burning down the White House?

24/7 commercials on CBC about The War of 1812 is a recent thing, just started happening last year. For some reason *Stephen Harper thinks it is very important that we all know about that time a bunch of farmers fought eachother 200 years ago.

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Also, you're responsible for this rear end in a top hat.


e: gently caress my tables

TemporalParadox
Dec 20, 2003

*~blush~*


What is the point of this exactly? Just keeping everyone up to date?

Starsfan posted:

24/7 commercials on CBC about The War of 1812 is a recent thing, just started happening last year. For some reason *Stephen Harper thinks it is very important that we all know about that time a bunch of farmers fought eachother 200 years ago.
Yeah, well.. Harper.

Alternative pants posted:

Also, you're responsible for this rear end in a top hat.
http://i.imgur.com/BhphgtZ.jpg

e: gently caress my tables

If you'd just stop encouraging him

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."


Rolling Stone is getting more obscure with their countdown lists.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755


Bret screwed Bret.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004

WOO
WOO
WOO


You know it!


Cool bro have you heard about this website called Cracked.com? They love lists!

Synthetic Hermit
Apr 4, 2012

mega survoltage!!!

TemporalParadox posted:

What is the point of this exactly? Just keeping everyone up to date?

Showing Americans a bit of the northern culture, as well as complaining about how said culture is heavily condensed by the press.

thehumandignity
Aug 17, 2011

You see? 10 bucks. I could have bought 2 new titles with that.


TemporalParadox posted:

If you'd just stop encouraging him

Yeah it's not like someone gave the kid a medal for being an obnoxious little poo poo.

HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007

it's always good to have more


All this ever accomplishes is big lists of artists and famous people from Canada and a bunch of boring bitching about who is a good export and who should never have existed. Nickelback sucks, Rush rules, etc

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

God damn it get a new avatar already.

Canada needs to go out and meet some new important poo poo or something.

That World's Fair is pretty loving cool though.

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler weed hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler hitler

Canada gave Rush a metal. You guys are okay by me.


Your cartoons are loving weird, though. What the gently caress is Kevin Spencer?

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."


thehumandignity posted:

Yeah it's not like someone gave the kid a medal for being an obnoxious little poo poo.



Obnoxious or not, his littlest gangster/steam train engineer hybrid fashion was clearly the right choice of attire for meeting Harper.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012



Obligitory response:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
GET FUCKED


thehumandignity posted:

Yeah it's not like someone gave the kid a medal for being an obnoxious little poo poo.



To be fair, given the fact that Harper probably has no clue about popular culture whatsoever, and judging by that picture, he probably thought he was giving an award to some unfortunate mentally handicapped person who'd finally manage to triumph over adversity and learn to wipe themselves after taking a poo poo.

thehumandignity
Aug 17, 2011

You see? 10 bucks. I could have bought 2 new titles with that.


Harper's really not the one I'm trying to criticise here.

nw
Aug 18, 2004



Expo '67 is cool and all but peep game on this Expo '86 official theme song - http://youtu.be/GLx8ke04drQ

evilpicard
Sep 11, 2006
I REPORT POSTS FROM FOUR YEARS AGO

PT6A posted:

To be fair, given the fact that Harper probably has no clue about popular culture whatsoever, and judging by that picture, he probably thought he was giving an award to some unfortunate mentally handicapped person who'd finally manage to triumph over adversity and learn to wipe themselves after taking a poo poo.



It all makes sense now

Synthetic Hermit
Apr 4, 2012

mega survoltage!!!

Rhyno posted:

Canada needs to go out and meet some new important poo poo or something.

We really do.

If Canadian Marc Ouellet becomes Pope, the media frenzy will rival 9/11.

And I doubt that Harper gives a crap about Bieber. His favorite song is Thunderstruck.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order.


PT6A posted:

To be fair, given the fact that Harper probably has no clue about popular culture whatsoever, and judging by that picture, he probably thought he was giving an award to some unfortunate mentally handicapped person who'd finally manage to triumph over adversity and learn to wipe themselves after taking a poo poo.

Naw, Harper looks like that even when he shakes his own son's hand to say goodbye.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
GET FUCKED


Chamale posted:

Naw, Harper looks like that even when he shakes his own son's hand to say goodbye.



I wasn't going so much by the look on Harper's face, as by the fact that Bieber looked like he was receiving a medal at the Special Olympics.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



I think the thread could just as easily be renamed "4 events the Quebec media will NEVER stop talking about" and you'd be right.

If there's a 5th one, it'll probably be either student strikes, or the Dawson college massacre.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

God was a dream of good government.



To be fair, Canada also gave us Colin Mochrie which makes up for both the Canadians torching Washington and their infliction of the Log Driver's Waltz on us Americans.

edit: also Kate Beaton

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


I'm shocked that Terry Fox isn't on this list.

thehumandignity
Aug 17, 2011

You see? 10 bucks. I could have bought 2 new titles with that.


Vanderdeath posted:

edit: also Kate Beaton

yissssss

SteveVizsla
Mar 18, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?


Because everything everyone in Canada talks about happens in Quebec.

Synthetic Hermit
Apr 4, 2012

mega survoltage!!!

Migishu posted:

If there's a 5th one, it'll probably be either student strikes, or the Dawson college massacre.

The student strikes are just a recent phenomenon, and Polytechnique is talked about WAY more than Dawson.

EugeneJ posted:

I'm shocked that Terry Fox isn't on this list.

That would be #6. Mention of it has lessened the past few years (I think the TV bio-pic finally got it out of our systems), and the annual Terry Fox Run is a GOOD excuse to keep talking about it all these years later.

SteveVizsla posted:

Because everything everyone in Canada talks about happens in Quebec.

Or Vancouver's downtown east side.

Synthetic Hermit fucked around with this message at Mar 10, 2013 around 06:52

Bleh Maestro
Aug 30, 2003


Those are actually pretty interesting events, especially the feminist killer (I just read his suicide note. Pure insanity it made no sense at all), and owning the soviets in hockey during the cold war. But other than that...not much else to say I guess. Oh, and Quebec should have seceded. Quebec and Texas can be buddies and we can pretend they dont exist.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Flight is a scientific impossibility.


thehumandignity posted:

Yeah it's not like someone gave the kid a medal for being an obnoxious little poo poo.



The first time I saw this photo was the exact moment I realized that one day I would be the old man complaining about his grandkids choice in music.

Goddamn kids.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

A product of Hugs Boson Industries


Vanderdeath posted:

To be fair, Canada also gave us Colin Mochrie which makes up for both the Canadians torching Washington and their infliction of the Log Driver's Waltz on us Americans.

edit: also Kate Beaton

Infliction?

gannyGrabber
May 8, 2012

Curses are the crutches of inarticulate motherfuckers.


Quebec should have succeeded only so we could roll in and conquer their rear end again, then stamp out all this dual language poo poo.

It's not really Canada as a whole but Ottawa never shuts up about stupid loving Bluesfest ever. Year round coverage.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

The first time I saw this photo was the exact moment I realized that one day I would be the old man complaining about his grandkids choice in music.

Goddamn kids.

To be fair I think most people his age think he looks like a tool as well.

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm


How far will I go in not caring about Stephen Harper?



Just watch me.

Viking Blood
Jun 17, 2005

The hammer of the Gods will drive our riffs to new lands

Those 5 things are non-events west of Thunder Bay. We're reminded about them on CBC I guess.

Handen
Jun 29, 2003


I haven't heard poo poo about any of those events in the media for years, aside from maybe the summit series. So thanks for starting a thread misrepresenting our country or whatever.

Also, this is the only thing you need to know about Expo '67:

Synthetic Hermit
Apr 4, 2012

mega survoltage!!!

Handen posted:

I haven't heard poo poo about any of those events in the media for years, aside from maybe the summit series. So thanks for starting a thread misrepresenting our country or whatever.

Every time Newfoundland's economy is talked about, moratorium.

Every time women's rights is a big topic, Polytechnique.

Summit Series, constantly.

Expo '67, probably the least mentioned of the five, but when it is, it's made to sound as big as the building of the railroad.

Referendum, almost as much as the Series.

In Canada, these events are as instantly identifiable as 9/11, Gettysburg Address, MLK's speech, etc.

Nippashish
Nov 1, 2005

Let me see you dance!

Synthetic Hermit posted:

In Canada, these events are as instantly identifiable as 9/11, Gettysburg Address, MLK's speech, etc.

As a Canadian, I disagree. I'd never even heard of the moratorium or the summit series until this thread.

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FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


We won the Canadian-Mexican War of 2013 yesterday. That was pretty decent, eh?

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