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Brainamp: Sep 4, 2011; More Zen than Zenyatta

Groetgaffel posted:

Who is it?

Google says Samantha Wright.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 06:10

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:05

cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

^^^ up yours, buddy

Saying a person is cute isn't chauvanistic. Anyhow, her name is Samantha Wright. She's probably gonna be in the 2016 Olympics for horseback riding. Or weight lifting, I can't remember.

nzspambot posted:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/76158f2876fabce4f89751be0d8bc5f3/tumblr_mybcfhjZYo1s373hwo1_400.gif

This chick is awesome. A lot of gifs and videos of this kinda thing has the victim jumping back in terror. She's right in the snowman's face right off the bat.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 06:10

bhsman: Feb 10, 2008; by exmarx

cowboythreespeech posted:

Saying a person is cute isn't chauvanistic. Anyhow, her name is Samantha Wright. She's probably gonna be in the 2016 Olympics for horseback riding. Or weight lifting, I can't remember.

I was partly kidding; I just didn't want the thread to turn into oogling some girl because she's on the internet.

But enough of that, have a cat. In a hat. Going blat blat blat.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 06:12

cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

bhsman posted:

I was partly kidding; I just didn't want the thread to turn into oogling some girl because she's on the internet.

Fair enough, pal! That's reasonable.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 06:21

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

After perusing related videos only briefly, it's amazing how many owners tape themselves taunting and torturing their cats.

Oh so you've seen my tumblrs then.

http://cattonging.tumblr.com/

http://handhelmet.tumblr.com/

:q:

# ? Dec 27, 2013 06:35

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

bhsman posted:

Not to take this discussion in any more of a chauvinistic direction but she's kinda short, too. Pixie cut + her build + little short =

Why is that chauvinistic?

Man thinks woman is sexy, news at 11. Someone, please think of the children.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 06:37

cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

Read the thread, friend. It's been discussed.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 07:00

Segmentation Fault: Jun 7, 2012

(subtitles)

# ? Dec 27, 2013 07:19

Aericura: Jun 12, 2003; I will eat your soul.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 09:48

Apogee15: Jun 16, 2013

Nordick posted:

Not funny in the least. Cats do not need showering and that poor thing is completely loving terrified. It's just completely unnecessary torment.

Not really true. The method in the gif seems somewhat cruel, but cats can definitely do with a good bath once a month.

And that goes double if they are a long haired cat who goes outside.

Also: If you start when they are kittens, they can grow to like getting a bath.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 11:44

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Decrepus posted:

Maybe cat owners not showering their cats is why their houses always smell.

Owning any animal causes a smell, but cat owners can at least blame not noticing it on a brain parasite.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 11:55

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Well, if animals smell, why not keep a pretty flower?

Oh...

# ? Dec 27, 2013 15:26

SheepNameKiller: Jun 19, 2004

Aericura posted:

everyone else is just dancing and tiptoeing around the possibility of calling a girl attractive but you sir, you will have none of it

# ? Dec 27, 2013 15:30

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

After perusing related videos only briefly, it's amazing how many owners tape themselves taunting and torturing their cats.

Half the fun of owning a cat is being able to torture it for your own entertainment.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 16:08

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

veedubfreak posted:

Half the fun of owning a cat is being able to torture it for your own entertainment.

To be fair they tend to do the same to humans. It symbiotic.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 16:10

Zeether: Aug 26, 2011

# ? Dec 27, 2013 17:51

The Aphasian: Mar 8, 2007; Psychotropic Hops

# ? Dec 27, 2013 18:44

Aericura: Jun 12, 2003; I will eat your soul.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:08

bhsman: Feb 10, 2008; by exmarx

Aericura posted:

The first trick was impressive enough, but then...

# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:17

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

It's hard to see even with the slow motion but he also microwaves a burrito about halfway through.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:19

Oh Adaira: May 7, 2008; Casual Tabby

I wonder if at full speed it just looks like him falling off his bike, flailing uncontrollably and somehow accidentally landing correctly.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:29

Nyyen: Jun 26, 2005; MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Zeether posted:

Is this from that Speed Racer movie that came out a few years back?

# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:35

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Bad Munki posted:

It's hard to see even with the slow motion but he also microwaves a burrito about halfway through.

What's the point of par-cooking a burrito?

# ? Dec 27, 2013 19:35

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Decrepus posted:

What's the point of par-cooking a burrito?

So it doesn't burn his mouth when he eats it, duh. :jerkbag:

# ? Dec 27, 2013 20:10

deong: Jun 13, 2001; I'll see you in heck!

Aericura posted:

Can you help out with a source/name? I see its X Games but didn't want to sift through 45 mins to find it.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 21:21

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Nyyen posted:

Is this from that Speed Racer movie that came out a few years back?

It sure is.

# ? Dec 27, 2013 21:46

HenryEx: Mar 25, 2009; ...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...; Grimey Drawer

# ? Dec 28, 2013 00:51

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

HenryEx posted:

Keaton Batman, Best Batman.

Also derpiest Batman.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 01:24

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Did... did batman just kill that person? :gonk:

He's not the hero Gotham needs!

# ? Dec 28, 2013 01:34

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Captain Bravo posted:

Did... did batman just kill that person?

He's not the hero Gotham needs!

He threw him in there but it was the explosion that killed him, you see, not Batman, so it doesn't count. He just didn't save him. So it doesn't count.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 01:35

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Keaton Batman, Best Batman.

Also derpiest Batman.

1989 Batman was the poo poo.

Schumacher Batman was debatable in the sense that SMG could probably make a case for it.

# ? Dec 28, 2013 01:39

Trillest Parrot: Jul 9, 2006; trill parrots don't die

deong posted:

Can you help out with a source/name? I see its X Games but didn't want to sift through 45 mins to find it.

Not the source but miiiiight be the same trick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgcwb5N8zhA

# ? Dec 28, 2013 02:12

Maldraedior: Jun 16, 2002; YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT

Captain Bravo posted:

Did... did batman just kill that person?

He's not the hero Gotham needs!

Burton's Batmobile had machine guns that stowed behind the front wheels.

I couldn't find a gif of it though.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Dec 28, 2013 02:52

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Captain Bravo posted:

Did... did batman just kill that person?

He's not the hero Gotham needs!

Oh come on, that's clearly cartoon dynamite. I'm sure the bad guy pulled himself out, wiped the soot from his face, moved his mouth back to the correct location, and made a comment about how Batman is despicable.