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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Not That Into You posted:


Give them back you are a dog

You don't even wear shoes.

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A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


Say Nothing posted:

Real or not, my life won't be complete without telling a fat person to 'Go straddle a Narwhal'.


Eww, thats some fake redditor poo poo if I have ever seen it.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

I will never get tired of punching you in the face.



The icicle tears really make this.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Jesus christ, DeviantArt, Scorpion and Sub-Zero are mortal enemies.

A Classy Ghost
Jul 21, 2003

this wine has a fantastic booquet


Captain Trips posted:

Jesus christ, DeviantArt, Scorpion and Sub-Zero are mortal enemies.

yeah but dude, bros before hos

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009



cold hearted bitch

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

I will never get tired of punching you in the face.

Captain Trips posted:

Jesus christ, DeviantArt, Scorpion and Sub-Zero are mortal enemies.



"...But slaves under my power."

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.


Captain Trips posted:

Jesus christ, DeviantArt, Scorpion and Sub-Zero are mortal enemies.

I'd love to see that 4-way match.

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

I'm not in the business. I am the business.

sticklefifer posted:



"...But slaves under my power."

Yeah know. whatever else you might say about Ken Watanabe, that dude has aged pretty well.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



Istari
Jan 14, 2013



For dyslexics ?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...


syscall girl posted:

Yeah know. whatever else you might say about Ken Watanabe, that dude has aged pretty well.

Except that's not Ken Watanabe, that's Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007



syscall girl posted:

Yeah know. whatever else you might say about Ken Watanabe, that dude has aged pretty well.

Haha yeah all them Asians look alike, am i rite?

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

I'm not in the business. I am the business.

Dillbag posted:

Haha yeah all them Asians look alike, am i rite?

Well, not all of them. That guy's exaggerated facial features just reminded me a lot of Watanabe in the last samurai. Saaaake! he would say, with a sort of maniacal intensity, while leaping over Oprah's couch. He truly does care about that Shintology stuff, though, and that is a little disturbing, iykwim.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"


Captain Trips posted:

Jesus christ, DeviantArt, Scorpion and Sub-Zero are mortal enemies.

That's the younger Sub-Zero. Scorpion is his protector.

Of course, all this goes out the window with the new MK9 which rewrites the story for the first three games.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.



sipdre-nma, sipdre-nma, dose wahtevre a sipdre cna

Ouzo On Ice
Jun 21, 2005


Meth, not even once.

Bertrand Hustle
Apr 29, 2007



Ouzo On Ice posted:

Meth, not even once.



I thought that was just a poorly worded headline, but no, it means exactly what I thought it meant.



This is apparently a real place and there are houses for sale.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012



Bertrand Hustle posted:

I thought that was just a poorly worded headline, but no, it means exactly what I thought it meant.

Yeah, but what the hell does the part about the 12 cops mean. Is it supposed to be a joke, or did the cops just admit to an impromptu gay methhead orgy?

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Dillbag posted:

Haha yeah all them Asians look alike, am i rite?



Well, to be fair, I don't know one from the other.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT MY FAST CAR VROOM BROOM




CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Anime is for jerks.


Dillbag posted:

Haha yeah all them Asians look alike, am i rite?



Dragon Ball Z looks a lot more realistic on these next gen animation platforms.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

BUT YOU ARE GUILTY AND MUST DIE



Even Putin's Minis are manlier than Obama's

Ouzo On Ice
Jun 21, 2005


Little Blackfly posted:

Yeah, but what the hell does the part about the 12 cops mean. Is it supposed to be a joke, or did the cops just admit to an impromptu gay methhead orgy?

Apparently twelve cops and repeated tazings couldn't prevent this tweaker from rubbing one out in public. The unfortunately worded headline must have caused some snickers in Beaverton the next day.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.




There's two bad jokes in this picture!

Edit: Imagine how terrible it must be to actually live on that street. Every time you tell someone your address, every loving time, they will sing that line of the song. And they will all think they're SO loving hilarious and original by doing so.

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at Mar 8, 2014 around 21:06

Ozz81
Aug 30, 2006



DrBouvenstein posted:



There's two bad jokes in this picture!

Edit: Imagine how terrible it must be to actually live on that street. Every time you tell someone your address, every loving time, they will sing that line of the song. And they will all think they're SO loving hilarious and original by doing so.

Now that song is stuck in my head...not all that bad though, it's a catchy tune

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



Ouzo On Ice posted:

Meth, not even once.


Alas, people do horrible things while on drugs.

Boofchicken
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


Shopping.jpg


Istari
Jan 14, 2013


Jippa posted:

Shopping.jpg




I find these rather nostalgic; where I live, most shops no longer have a 'husband chair'.

For content:

Istari fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2014 around 14:20

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


I love the guy near the bottom right being used a rack.

Jippa fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2014 around 14:39

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



Jippa posted:

Shopping.jpg




hahaha, some of them look dead and the rest like they'd want to be

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


Jamesman posted:

That's the younger Sub-Zero. Scorpion is his protector.

Of course, all this goes out the window with the new MK9 which rewrites the story for the first three games.

True, but the ending for Sub-Zero if you beat the game results in them becoming badass vigilantes who protect the weak and innocent.

Favela Flav
Dec 24, 2009


Hogge Wild posted:

hahaha, some of them look dead and the rest like they'd want to be

There was a man in china last year who committed suicide because his wife wanted continue xmas shopping... He gave up and threw himself off a 4th or 5th floor balcony into a food court. edit: it might have been 2012.



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At least to be fair, from memory, i think they were a good 9hrs into the trip..

Favela Flav fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2014 around 17:22

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

much like your posting


Favela Flav posted:

There was a man in china last year who committed suicide because his wife wanted continue xmas shopping... He gave up and threw himself off a 4th or 5th floor balcony into a food court. edit: it might have been 2012.



\/

At least to be fair, from memory, i think they were a good 9hrs into the trip..

Look at how silly you are.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/...-you-were-real/

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.


To be fair it's China, a lot of more bizarre stuff than that happens in that country. Hard to tell what's real and what isn't.

Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid


Same thing can be said about the US to be honest.

I'm requesting a picture of a guy that took a picture of himself and people wondered how he did it, so he took another one. Cue more questions and more pictures ad nauseum.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.


Not a viking posted:

Same thing can be said about the US to be honest.

I'm requesting a picture of a guy that took a picture of himself and people wondered how he did it, so he took another one. Cue more questions and more pictures ad nauseum.



Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid


Thanks a ton! Goons never fail to deliver when it comes to funny pictures!

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XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred

Favela Flav posted:

There was a man in china last year who committed suicide because his wife wanted continue xmas shopping... He gave up and threw himself off a 4th or 5th floor balcony into a food court. edit: it might have been 2012.



\/

At least to be fair, from memory, i think they were a good 9hrs into the trip..


This, I poo poo you not, happened at my work in Sydney Australia in early December, a guy threw himself/fell from the 4th floor of a shopping center rotunda onto the top of a coffee shop. The poor girl who he basically landed on was in such shock she still came to my store to collect her prints before bursting into tears on one of my colleagues.

So yeah, truth, fiction, stranger.

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