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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito

DrBouvenstein posted:

Let's all take our minds off of the anti-semetic fuckhead and laugh at this:


Makes me almost want to break my arm...

It's cast-iron man! hurr

Edit: Sorry that was terrible, here's a photo:

davebo fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2013 around 14:58

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OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 8, 2002



veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005



DrBouvenstein posted:

I went to school at RPI, and the cruddy little town it's in has (well, had...I think they closed down) a little "locally famous" pork store.


They sold t-shirts that said,
"I got mine at the Troy Pork Store!"

But do they sell pork swords?

mds2
Apr 8, 2004

Merry Christmas, from Cyklone

veedubfreak posted:

But do they sell pork swords?

They only rent.

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

All the world's a stage, but there's only one show.


More for the bad business name choices pile:

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005
Ironhead. Mmm.

veedubfreak posted:

I used to drive past this place all the time when I still lived back in Texas and always got a solid giggle out of it.


I saw the map and thought, hey thats weird, theres one of those right next to my house, maybe it's a chain? Then I looked at the map and realized that is the one next to my house. Small loving world. Theres alot of weird names around Houston.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Here's kind of a fun one in Nampa, Idaho:

SuccinctAndPunchy
Mar 28, 2013


This amused me, despite how cheesy it is.

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006



Cosima
Sep 8, 2008

Shields up, rrrrred alert.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006




Wanna know how I got these scars?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.



Fatal Error
Feb 13, 2013


While going to the bus stop after school, I noticed that for 2 years I've been walking past a place called "Vagina Cafe".

Fatal Error fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2013 around 21:13

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town


This picture of Ben Elton made me laugh hard. But how funny it is depends on how bright your display is.

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user on probation
Nov 1, 2012
Probation
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Ema Nymton posted:

This picture of Ben Elton made me laugh hard. But how funny it is depends on how bright your display is.



Haha! A banana peel! But seriously, what?

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

So, are you ready to
STRANGLE some PIXIES?


Ema Nymton posted:

This picture of Ben Elton made me laugh hard. But how funny it is depends on how bright your display is.



Care to spoil it for those of us whose screens are apparently the wrong brightness?

e:f;b

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012
Probation
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Is it his dick outline? I'm going to be cross with you if you just made us spend 30 seconds looking at a picture because you thought we might want to look at some dude's barely visible dick outline.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows


SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

And now, a look into the importance of proper kerning and choosing the right font.



Clint's Comic Books I wish I could have pulled a better picture of Google Street View, but the straight-on view was blocked by a walk sign.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Clint's Comic Books I wish I could have pulled a better picture of Google Street View, but the straight-on view was blocked by a walk sign.

Ive driven by that a bunch of times in KC, it has to be intentional because the name Clint was verboten in comics for a long time just because of that reason.

Die Laughing
Sep 18, 2009

You engage the Mad Duck

SMAAAAASH!

Mark Millar started a magazine called CLINT because he has a grown up sense of humor.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



FishBulb posted:

Ive driven by that a bunch of times in KC, it has to be intentional because the name Clint was verboten in comics for a long time just because of that reason.

Hawkeye?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Gee, you're-a... you're really lookin' at me there, That Apple.

Where a kid can be a kid, right?

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RunFish
Sep 15, 2007


Saw this walking into a Pawn Shop in a not so great part of town.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Clint's Comic Books I wish I could have pulled a better picture of Google Street View, but the straight-on view was blocked by a walk sign.

A Clint's Comic's store is in my city, I've seen its sign umpteen times, and I've never once thought of that. Now I always will.

tehloki posted:

Is it his dick outline? I'm going to be cross with you if you just made us spend 30 seconds looking at a picture because you thought we might want to look at some dude's barely visible dick outline.

You can never have that 30 seconds back. I'm sorry, but it's gone.

Big Slick
Jul 27, 2004
Dreamed I Killed God...

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

BUT YOU ARE GUILTY AND MUST DIE


For the record, pork stores are a relatively common term for Italian delis. I don't really know why but we've ordered from a pork store forever.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah, as someone who doesn't speak English I don't understand why 'Pork Store' is funny. Is it slang for something?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



Phlegmish posted:

Yeah, as someone who doesn't speak English I don't understand why 'Pork Store' is funny. Is it slang for something?

It's not that funny although people finding it funny is funny it of itself.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012



Phlegmish posted:

Yeah, as someone who doesn't speak English I don't understand why 'Pork Store' is funny. Is it slang for something?

To pork someone would mean having sex with them.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.


Terminal Entropy posted:

To pork someone would mean having sex with them.

I'm convinced that there isn't a word in the world that hasn't at some point been used as a euphenism for sex.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004



Terminal Entropy posted:

To pork someone would mean having sex with them.

Also "store" (pronounced "sto-ray") is an old mid-west word for uncle. So that place is basically called "gently caress your uncle".

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The Bad Comic Curse claims another victim


Ironhead posted:

I saw the map and thought, hey thats weird, theres one of those right next to my house, maybe it's a chain? Then I looked at the map and realized that is the one next to my house. Small loving world. Theres alot of weird names around Houston.
Well why is it a turn-off? I'm really curious now.

Unskilled Labour
Jul 23, 2009


Fatal Error posted:

While going to the bus stop after school, I noticed that for 2 years I've been walking past a place called "Vagina Cafe".


Greek restaurants are very popular in Australia, especially Melbourne. Most of them serve this beer.





As you can imagine, there's lots of childish giggling when you order a cold Vergina.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012




On time I sold Cutco and I was at this womans house trying to get her to buy. I had the knives out on her kitchen table and her little kid came along and grabbed the butcher knife by the handle. We both jumped and I snatched the knife back by the blade. Cut my had pretty good, but it was a clean cut cause you know, Cutco.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home


zoux posted:

Hawkeye?

Funny you should mention him:

IndustrialApe
Jul 15, 2001

Maar geen cent teveel hoor...


Kanfy posted:

I'm convinced that there isn't a word in the world that hasn't at some point been used as a euphenism for sex.

it has been noted yes:

Terry Pratchett posted:

“Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.”

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Well, they managed to get a "quim" in the Avengers movie.

Tomero_the_Great
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.

If we're still doing store names:

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Can it wait for a bit?
I'm in the middle of some calibrations.


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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

The most richly flavored of all drunkards.

Tomero_the_Great posted:

If we're still doing store names:

Yes. Never stop.

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