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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Brother Jonathan posted:

Torchlight II lets the player have a pet that fight alongside them, such as a panther, a wolf, and a ferret.



It is great to watch a ferret leap on and murder enemies.


Nastyman posted:

Your four legged sausage is nothing compared to this mofo. :colbert:

These are both awesome. When the ferret's actually killing something, do they use a realistic ferret laugh sound?

Edit: I'm guessing the papillon's a mod. Someone needs to make a cock-eyed pug, complete with snorting soundbyte.

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Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Bored posted:

These are both awesome. When the ferret's actually killing something, do they use a realistic ferret laugh sound?

Edit: I'm guessing the papillon's a mod. Someone needs to make a cock-eyed pug, complete with snorting soundbyte.

Papillon's legit, it is one of the developers dogs iirc

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Pead posted:

Papillon's legit, it is one of the developers dogs iirc

It is their office mascot, too.

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".


:banme:

DeepBlue
Jul 7, 2004

SHMEH!!!
Not sure if this is supposed to be funny, but context is an awesome thing!

manderson
Aug 12, 2005

Human Extraordinaire


loving amazing.

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

Bored posted:

These are both awesome. When the ferret's actually killing something, do they use a realistic ferret laugh sound?

It's been a while, but I remember being slightly irritated that all the ferret sounds weren't even close to reality. However, I did get to name the little dude after mine and murder thousands upon thousands of creatures with him, so we're still cool Torchlight.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski
Does anybody have 'Smug Looking Fucker' magazine?

PonySmasher
Jun 18, 2005
Latvian burglars forget their how to comic on the scene of the crime:

Dr. Chainsaws PhD
May 21, 2011


What the hell are those stains? Do Latvian burglars eat a lot of Cheetos or something?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




What's going on here? Does he have a clear line of sight to his magazine?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Lovie Unsmith posted:

What's going on here? Does he have a clear line of sight to his magazine?



Keeping his eye on his ammo count so he can call up the poor bastard that was only given the bullets.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

He's looking through a slit in the sight, and the magazine is offset to the right, so he can see down the barrel just fine.

Hooks
Aug 26, 2007

He'll save children, but not the British children
Fun Shoe

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

Does anybody have 'Smug Looking Fucker' magazine?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Lovie Unsmith posted:

What's going on here? Does he have a clear line of sight to his magazine?



It's a bren gun, I recall the sights were offset but don't quote me on that. We stopped using them "officially" in the army over here in the mid nineties I believe, but the original design was designed in 1936 and used a lot in the war.

I think it stayed in service so long because it was absurdly dirt tolerant and could take being knocked around a bunch because it was basically the light machine gun version of the AK in terms of indestructibility.

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

It's a North Korean Type 73 LMG. The sights are offset from the barrel, not the magazine.

http://world.guns.ru/machine/nkor/type-73-machine-gun-e.html

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.
Scary Easter bunnies? Time for this classic!



My favorite part is the bottom left corner!

menino
Jul 27, 2006

Pon De Floor

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

What makes this a funny picture?

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graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Lovie Unsmith posted:

What's going on here? Does he have a clear line of sight to his magazine?



It looks like there's a Swiss Army Knife somehow attached to the gun.

InspectorCarbonara
Jul 2, 2010

Evening, patrolmaaan.

gnarlyhotep posted:

What makes this a funny picture?
There's a clown in it, duh.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Is this porn? If so, I've been waiting all my life for this.

colas
Feb 14, 2007


There's a real SMUG magazine apparently (popped up on tumblr)





Here's an oldie but a goodie -

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





This is a funny picture, but my brain won't let me look at it without imagining all the horrible life choices that led up to that moment. Depressed now :sigh:

Here a picture:

colas
Feb 14, 2007

Chard posted:

This is a funny picture, but my brain won't let me look at it without imagining all the horrible life choices that led up to that moment. Depressed now :sigh:


The moment that guy decided to put that christmas sweater on?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

colas posted:

The moment that guy decided to put that christmas sweater on?

And that poo poo all over his face. Did he smear butter on there?

colas
Feb 14, 2007

I certainly hope so.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

graybook posted:

It looks like there's a Swiss Army Knife somehow attached to the gun.

Carry handle for when you're just lugging it around as opposed to carrying it ready to fire. Exact same concept as the handle on the top in this image: http://i.imgur.com/CY3oIwp.jpg that I'm going to link as this is the funny picture thread and that's not funny.

The North Korean one looks like it's made of terrible pot metal, which considering the provenance of the gun, it probably is.

I'm pretty sure this is a matchbox car of some sort.

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

Memento1979 posted:

Carry handle for when you're just lugging it around as opposed to carrying it ready to fire. Exact same concept as the handle on the top in this image: http://i.imgur.com/CY3oIwp.jpg that I'm going to link as this is the funny picture thread and that's not funny.

The North Korean one looks like it's made of terrible pot metal, which considering the provenance of the gun, it probably is.

Actually on machine guns with quick change barrels those are mostly barrel handles. It's used in order to change out barrels without touching it after you've put a lot of rounds through it. If you carry the weapon by the quick change barrel handles you can cause damage to either the receiver or barrel if you aren't careful or carrying it for extended periods of time.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Memento1979 posted:

Carry handle for when you're just lugging it around as opposed to carrying it ready to fire. Exact same concept as the handle on the top in this image: http://i.imgur.com/CY3oIwp.jpg that I'm going to link as this is the funny picture thread and that's not funny.

The North Korean one looks like it's made of terrible pot metal, which considering the provenance of the gun, it probably is.

I'm pretty sure this is a matchbox car of some sort.



Guessing that's a screenshot from Jackass when one of the dudes shoved a Matchbox car up his butt

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

That is not an Easter Bunny. That is a THING!

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

WhoIsBarryBostwick
Sep 17, 2008

You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

graybook posted:

It looks like there's a Swiss Army Knife somehow attached to the gun.

No, you're thinking of this gun:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

No, you're thinking of this gun:



Must be from Portland. :ducksiren:

PSWII60
Jan 7, 2007

All the best octopodes shoot fire and ice.

Is this just a 911 thing, or is it supposed to be something else that just looks like 911? Or is it that the towers look like they're constantly shrinking.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The pink equal sign on red symbol is for those wanting to show support for lgbt marriage reform. The 'funny' is turning it on its side and making it a 9/11 joke. :thejoke:

CombatInformatiker
Apr 11, 2012

graybook posted:

It looks like there's a Swiss Army Knife somehow attached to the gun.
You mean there's a Swiss Army Knife with a gun attachment?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SynthOrange posted:

The pink equal sign on red symbol is for those wanting to show support for lgbt marriage reform. The 'funny' is turning it on its side and making it a 9/11 joke. :thejoke:

Oh man I thought it was some sort of image error on Facebook.

colas
Feb 14, 2007



This is the funniest thing that's ever popped up on my fb feed. Just look how small!

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Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.
From a Kinder Egg.

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