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Jippa posted:Shopping.jpg I feel vaguely sorry for the guys here that are getting no pleasure from shopping with their partners in the lingerie section.
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Surprisingly tasty, actually!
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Surprisingly tasty, actually! You'd be pretty tasty too if I injected you with a ton of grape juice.
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Mar 10, 2014 05:36
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Surprisingly tasty, actually! Have you tried the cotton candy flavored grapes? I don't understand how science made those two have baby cotton grapes. It's madness.
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Mar 10, 2014 05:39
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LingcodKilla posted:You'd be pretty tasty too if I injected you with a ton of grape juice. Oh! Normally I just let the body soak overnight in juice/marinate.
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Mar 10, 2014 05:54
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It looks more like it says "crapple."
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Mar 10, 2014 07:19
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Mescal posted:It looks more like it says "crapple." Nobody noticing the "Where is your god now?" sticker?
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Mar 10, 2014 08:41
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Wet Fifty posted:Nobody noticing the "Where is your god now?" sticker? The what? I don't see anything like that.
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Wet Fifty posted:Nobody noticing the "Where is your god now?" sticker? Of course, but that's only funny if the apples are genetically modified. In this case, they are not: http://www.grapplefruits.com/process.html "Where is your god now" would be funnier shorn on the side of a strange dog breed, or written with glowing recombinant bacteria or something. Because genetics. 
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Mar 10, 2014 09:05
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Does anyone have a picture of that body builder with long bleach blonde hair and a thick black beard? I need new jerk materi... It's for a friend
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snortpocket posted:Does anyone have a picture of that body builder with long bleach blonde hair and a thick black beard? I need new jerk materi... It's for a friend I'm lazy, so have a link instead (as long as you don't ask why I have this close to hand). http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/your-new-russian-boyfriend
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Mar 10, 2014 11:25
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snortpocket posted:Does anyone have a picture of that body builder with long bleach blonde hair and a thick black beard? I need new jerk materi... It's for a friend The man you're looking for is Pavel Petel   Googling him gets some  stuff
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Mar 10, 2014 11:31
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This is amazing, who does these captions? I must know.
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pseudomonkey posted:The man you're looking for is Pavel Petel Argh! So many mixed signals. I must say, that dude gives great beard.
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Mar 10, 2014 11:40
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Yikes, it looks like Knuckles took HGH.
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Mar 10, 2014 12:11
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snortpocket posted:Does anyone have a picture of that body builder with long bleach blonde hair and a thick black beard? I need new jerk materi... It's for a friend Check out the "Your photos look like poo poo!" thread in YLLS forum.
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Mar 10, 2014 12:59
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A Fucker IRL posted:source please English Words That Don't Appear In Tests, now with its own Facebook page.
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Mar 10, 2014 13:23
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Gromit posted:I feel vaguely sorry for the guys here that are getting no pleasure from shopping with their partners in the lingerie section. There is no pleasure in trying on bras. It is worse than trying on jeans or swimsuits.
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The MSJ posted:English Words That Don't Appear In Tests, now with its own Facebook page. This is pretty fantastic. My Japanese teacher employed similar, if less ridiculous sentences (although in reverse, since we were learning Japanese, not English) because that way he'd be 100% sure that we understood the whole sentence instead of working out 50-60% and then filling in the blanks logically.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Argh! So many mixed signals. Signal's very clear, "come ravish me if you're man enough"    
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Mar 10, 2014 15:45
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Alright that's enough "muscular man in a bikini" for me today.  
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If anyone makes me question my sexuality, it's Pavel Patel.
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Google says he's not doing so great since Russia's anti-gay laws 
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:There is no pleasure in trying on bras. It is worse than trying on jeans or swimsuits. I agree with the jeans and the swimsuit (if I were still 15 years old, I would have agreed with you on the bra thing, but ever since I found my true size, that's not really a problem for me anymore) because it's hard to shop when you have a gut (not a massive one, but one that sticks out) and the stores cater more to wide waists than long legs. Sure, there's Lane Bryant, but the prices are outrageous. Guess it's 22 wide jeans and belts until I get the job to make the money to hire a seamstress who can custom fit pants. Now for content: As someone who briefly worked with cake design and loves the blog "Cake Wrecks," this one is hilarious (though I have the feeling it was on this site before. Oh well): 
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Hydrolith posted:Google says he's not doing so great since Russia's anti-gay laws Putin has a crush on him, probably.
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Mar 11, 2014 02:28
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"sandwhich" Clearly not an english teacher.
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Mar 11, 2014 02:39
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Captain Trips posted:"sandwhich" It was missing some commas and poo poo. The sentence clearly reads "Student threw sand, which across class, screaming yolo."
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On the subject genderfluid men, AZIS, aka Guy Fieri's polar opposite.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM Here's one of his music videos featuring what I choose to believe is him hosting the most fabulous LAN party to have existed.
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Mar 11, 2014 02:54
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I'm not sure if that was meant to be funny or informative but I'm definitely laughing either way.
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Mar 11, 2014 03:08
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pseudomonkey posted:The man you're looking for is Pavel Petel Thanks for the, uh, warning.
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I guess if those are the guys who are supposed to be attractive even to straight dudes, I have no problem putting myself at a 0 on the Kinsey scale.
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Fagtastic posted:Thanks for the advice. ftfy Also I'm pretty sure that was the joke in your post, but I'm gonna stick to my guns and post this anyway.
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