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dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Is Nutella the new bacon or something?

Actually, if I'm remembering my cultural fads correctly, bacon is the new Nutella.

VVVVVVVVVV
At first I thought those bananas were string cheese and that I had accidentally opened up the anti food porn thread.

dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 00:25 on Jun 13, 2013

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

No, but we could try.

Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.

SynthOrange posted:

No, but we could try.



This is so disgusting it might actually just work and end up tasting delicious again.

I can't believe that I would honestly consider to try and take a bite off that :magical:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Is Nutella the new bacon or something?

Pretty much, yeah.

Placid Marmot
Apr 28, 2013

Konar posted:

This loving sucks



If you travel in Europeland you will see them in cafés and street-food places, because the Euros love their nutella crepes and gaufres and sandwiches and icecreams. I think Costco is supposed to be a business supplier in theory (isn't it?), which would suggest that the super-nutella is intended for food businesses.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Is Nutella the new bacon or something?

Maybe but Speculoos should be.

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

Okay then. I've now found what I assume is a weird Chrome issue.

I googled 99 Luftballons by click-dragging and selecting 'Search Google...' to figure out what it was, saw and closed the tab, so obviously the music starts playing when I'm back browsing this thread.

Literally everytime I do it I get the first 8 or so seconds of the song. Right-click search, close tab, music.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

FishBulb posted:

Maybe but Speculoos should be.

Just got back from Northern France. Having some serious Speculoos withdrawal. The best is the speculoos tiramisu.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

SynthOrange posted:

No, but we could try.



The ghost of Elvis is going to haunt the gently caress out of this rear end in a top hat.

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

Cakefool posted:

The only people on the pitch are officials, are you sure you posted the correct picture?

Unless the joke is the wiggly line all over the pitch, which looks like a drunk line painter went on a spree.

I thought it was the look of surprise on the scoreboard

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Thanksgiving with the gimps.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Placid Marmot posted:

I think Costco is supposed to be a business supplier in theory (isn't it?), which would suggest that the super-nutella is intended for food businesses.

It's a wholesale store, yeah. That explains the quantities of some of the things you get, but not necessarily the products themselves:

utada
Jun 6, 2006

I had the craziest dream last night. I was dancing the White Swan.

Balobam posted:

Okay then. I've now found what I assume is a weird Chrome issue.

I googled 99 Luftballons by click-dragging and selecting 'Search Google...' to figure out what it was, saw and closed the tab, so obviously the music starts playing when I'm back browsing this thread.

Literally everytime I do it I get the first 8 or so seconds of the song. Right-click search, close tab, music.

I have Chrome and this didn't happen to me. Your computer is possessed by the spirit of 80s German musik. Look forward to similar classics such as 'Rock Me Amadeus' and 'Der Kommissar'.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Tardcore posted:

Thanksgiving with the gimps.

The only food on the table is some lemons.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

FedoraDefender420 posted:

The only food on the table is some lemons.

A film by M. Night Shyamalan.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Eponine posted:

Just got back from Northern France. Having some serious Speculoos withdrawal. The best is the speculoos tiramisu.

It's easy to find in the US. So good, and yet so bad for you.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

FishBulb posted:

Maybe but Speculoos should be.

Oh god, if it gets big I'm going to end up being a speculoos/cookie butter hipster.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

FedoraDefender420 posted:

The only food on the table is some lemons.
Incorrect.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


benito posted:

Spotted in Ohio Amish country, a McDonald's flying the Swiss flag.



I'm not looking this up beyond a brief wiki search but Amish came out of Switzerland and as someone who has unfortunately grown up in Ohio Amish country and still lives here if someone can make a buck off those people they will. The Amish have a helluva racket going. They get to ride around at night without any sort of reflectors and rip off tourists regularly.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Them goofy Anabaptist offshoots!

Chainsaw McGee
Dec 31, 2011


Guys with no experience using makeup put on makeup.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Mu Zeta posted:

It's easy to find in the US. So good, and yet so bad for you.



Goddamnit that sounds delicious. :mad:

GnuUzir
Oct 16, 2009

Masa posted:

A woman found a razor blade in a Burger King burger, and a local news station helpfully demonstrates the concept:

Is that the cheese on the left, how did they peel it off?

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

utada posted:

I have Chrome and this didn't happen to me. Your computer is possessed by the spirit of 80s German musik. Look forward to similar classics such as 'Rock Me Amadeus' and 'Der Kommissar'.

There are definitely worst things for it to be possessed by. I was genuinely hoping it would work for either of those, shame really.

Still works for those balloons though. Can't just google it either, have to do it in the special roundabout way. Maybe each song has its own unique steps.

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

Mu Zeta posted:

It's easy to find in the US. So good, and yet so bad for you.



Just go to Trader Joe's, nerds. It's right on the jar in the picture.

I refuse to buy it because I would just eat it with a spoon until I literally vomited. Kind of like that Easter when I was a little girl and ate all of my chocolate and my parents had to change my sheets 7 times because I kept puking in the bed that night. I am not good at moderation with delicious sweet things. :downs:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

What hot messes.

suddenly cats
Nov 16, 2006

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright? You don't know shit about cats.

Skinny King Pimp posted:

Just go to Trader Joe's

You may be surprised to learn that Trader Joe's doesn't exist in more than half the U.S.

VVVVV We're finally getting one in Colorado next year.

suddenly cats has a new favorite as of 04:17 on Jun 13, 2013

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

suddenly cats posted:

You may be surprised to learn that Trader Joe's doesn't exist in more than half the U.S.

They're pretty much nationwide, and near anything worthwhile.

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Dusseldorf posted:

They're pretty much nationwide, and near anything worthwhile.

He said, having never been to the midwest.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Trollologist posted:

He said, having never been to the midwest.

There was a clearly stated caveat of being near things worthwhile.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


What the gently caress is a trader joe's? Is it a resteraunt? Is it organic whole foods? I'm too insulted being told I'm nowhere important to do anything but sour grapes the gently caress out of whatever the hell a trader joe's is.

bitchymcjones
Mar 23, 2006

Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!

Trollologist posted:

He said, having never been to the midwest.

Indianapolis has two and we have pretty much nothing good here.

RolandTower
Nov 19, 2003

Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina
Bleak Gremlin

Krinkle posted:

What the gently caress is a trader joe's? Is it a resteraunt? Is it organic whole foods? I'm too insulted being told I'm nowhere important to do anything but sour grapes the gently caress out of whatever the hell a trader joe's is.

It's a grocery store that's kinda like a discount whole foods. Almost everything in the store is their generic house brand, but it's all generally high quality and there's lots of gourmet and organic stuff and it's still pretty expensive overall.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

^^I love Trader Joe's so much. Their store-brand cookies are amazing^^

Found this while reading about the new Smash Brothers:

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Krinkle posted:

What the gently caress is a trader joe's? Is it a resteraunt? Is it organic whole foods? I'm too insulted being told I'm nowhere important to do anything but sour grapes the gently caress out of whatever the hell a trader joe's is.

Yeah, who has ever heard of a Trader Joe's in NEW JERSEY????

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

bitchymcjones posted:

Indianapolis has two and we have pretty much nothing good here.

My crappy little Chicago suburb has at least 2 that are only a couple miles away from my house. I thought they were everywhere, like Whole Foods

SquareDog
Feb 8, 2004

silent but deadly

Krinkle posted:

What the gently caress is a trader joe's? Is it a resteraunt? Is it organic whole foods? I'm too insulted being told I'm nowhere important to do anything but sour grapes the gently caress out of whatever the hell a trader joe's is.

Trader Joe's is a magical land where all your dreams come true except you will lose at least $50 every time you enter it.

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

The Door Frame posted:

My crappy little Chicago suburb has at least 2 that are only a couple miles away from my house. I thought they were everywhere, like Whole Foods



Gotta get certified somehow!

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