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Aug 30, 2006

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Florida Betty posted:

White smoke, that means they've elected a new pope peep!



HABEAS PEEPAM! :catholic:

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Dave Syndrome posted:

I like them, and I cannot lie.

Nazareth face with a Roman booty

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Knifey McSpoon posted:

I wanna live in that house. I'll just be chillin' in the lounge room and the Giraffe will pop his head in and say "Wassup bro?" and I'll be like "Nothin' much bro." Then there'll be a short period of awkward silence before the Giraffe leaves and we'll each go about our own business for the rest of the day.

How you gonna pass up the opportunity to chat over some delicious leafy goodness? I'd totally share a big ol' salad with that giraffe and scritch his knobbly head-parts

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Memento1979 posted:

Carry handle for when you're just lugging it around as opposed to carrying it ready to fire. Exact same concept as the handle on the top in this image: http://i.imgur.com/CY3oIwp.jpg that I'm going to link as this is the funny picture thread and that's not funny.

The North Korean one looks like it's made of terrible pot metal, which considering the provenance of the gun, it probably is.

I'm pretty sure this is a matchbox car of some sort.



Guessing that's a screenshot from Jackass when one of the dudes shoved a Matchbox car up his butt

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Trig Discipline posted:

Did you never play Riven? Clearly you just haven't found the right combination of switch settings to open up the secret passageway. The secret is probably on one of those videotapes.

I'm guessing he found at least 2 of the right combinations - 1 to open the Secret Betamax Closet, and the other to control the Garbage Disposal of Wonderment. Eagerly awaiting a news article indicating he found the Hidden Trapdoor to the Abyss that shoots him out into one of the property dumpsters

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Mulefisk posted:

I don't see how this is any more smooth than just bringing a flashlight.

Might be useful for drunk people who aren't entirely sure of the attractiveness of their drunk partner and fear turning on the lights

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Not quite as funny as some of the other pictures, but pretty drat clever either way:



http://www.opposingviews.com/i/money/jobs-and-careers/tasty-exit-man-resigns-job-letter-written-cake

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MagnumLode posted:

The real life Smeagol?

My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Gaunt Gollum

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Aug 30, 2006

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Spotted in the YOSPOS pictures thread

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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

Camel Tow Tacos eh

Best fish tacos in town

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MeLKoR posted:

Never forget!


Lance Armstrong, a self portrait

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Because who doesn't want an rear end massage from Fat Tara Reid? :v:

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Mulefisk posted:

These are pretty good.



Slightly :nws: http://i.imgur.com/nqcmO9r.gif

One of my favorites:

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Aug 30, 2006

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Gravel Gravy posted:

Ah jeez it's half in the bag.

What's with Canadians and putting all their stuff in bags, anyways?

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Aug 30, 2006

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Hasters posted:

Better than professional police artists.




Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Ronald Reagan and Michael Jordan. Oh and they were using pictures as references when they drew these.

No way...it's Kimbo Slice, Mike from American Pickers, Sean Penn (or a young George C. Scott), and George Foreman

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Aug 30, 2006

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Bacontotem posted:

WHERE ARE MY DRAGON FLOATIES?!

A Song of Slips 'N Slides

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Zemyla posted:

Not just fish.



Whales gently caress in it, with wingmen.

The Beast with Three Backs?

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Asterion posted:

Damned if I don't see this as Dean Venture.

Klaus Nomi

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DrBouvenstein posted:

Found this cool dude downtown on Church Street, Burlington:



And a video to go with it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chUwMYNL1qo

Didgeridubstep :slick:

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PeachHat! posted:

My favourite version of the routine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjXBI3ck93E

Content



Oh poo poo, Caps busted out the windmill! :slick:

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Groda posted:

Yeah, it's pretty standard advertising Swenglish.

There are entire industries that still maintain ABBA levels of English ability.

Every time I see those labels I read them in Toki Wartooth's voice

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Rollersnake posted:

Turkeys are really grotesque when you look at them up close, like they're wearing flesh masks. Muscovy ducks too.

Well yeah, you'd be pretty grotesque too if you had a face made of scroteflesh

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tehloki posted:

Fruit juice and vodka in a 1-1 ratio is also good.

Cranberry or lemonade with vodka work wonders, you can almost do a 1-1 of those and not even taste the alcohol

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Aug 30, 2006

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Chrpno posted:

Hulkster's in the House CD-single, I assume



Hulk Hogan "Beatin' Meat" shoes

Zemyla posted:

Quick, put it in your shoes!

Also, the latest from the new Call of Doggy game.


Collie of Duty: Snack Ops

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Yan Can Cook owned, I loved watching him tear it up in the kitchen. One of my favorites was when he was preparing a whole chicken and would go through his method of "relaxing" it (basically playing with it and flailing the wings/legs around to loosen them up) and then he'd rub it down like a masseuse. I loved that he always threw some jokes and fun into the cooking and prep :) he's one of the reasons I like to cook and wanted to learn how to do more when I was younger.

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"How many times do I have to tell you...take the tissues OUT of the box first"

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Gaunab posted:

This should be Method Man and Redman.

The combinations are endless...Ice-T and Lipton, Eminem and M&M's, Wu-Tang and Tang, Ike Turner and Hanes wifebeaters

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Sean_Miller posted:

It's new previews for next years Hedgehog Week.

MEGALOHOG: THE BEAST WE NEVER REALIZE EXISTED HAS BEEN FOUND

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

"Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!"

"Touch my monkey! TOUCH HIM!"

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Bash Ironfist posted:

He jumped in the shower?! How fast did he die after that picture was taken!?!?! :derp:


If you look near the bottom, it looks like there's a little blue traction mat or something in the tub.

I used to think those little traction mats suctioned to the tub bottom were stupid as hell, until I slipped getting out of the shower and almost faceplanted on the bathroom floor

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Best buddies :3: I never get tired of this picture, that baby is so dang happy

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It's a mix of shame and "I wish I could stop farting, I'm SO tired :("

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Haruharuharuko posted:

Thats downright Orky


I was thinking more Rasputin-ish

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"Got any rubber walrus protectors?"

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rocketpig posted:

Since old flash videos have come up, does anyone remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw

Also, badgers are silly :3:



Dude that made the spongmonkeys has a ton of stuff on his site: http://www.rathergood.com/

Not ashamed to say that's the first place I ever heard the song "Gay Bar", and it was like...7 or 8 years ago

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It's a seahorse! :haw:

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skander posted:

That looks like the future of prostate exams.


e: Or a medical variant of those German simulation games.

Sim Kancho

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Captain Trips posted:

1 full-sized goose, or 100 midget geese?

Or one goose the size of a human midget?

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