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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
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Everyone posted:

Jehovah's Witness flyers

I have opened a photoshop thread if anyone's interested.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3540290

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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:stare:


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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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xxEightxx posted:

What do you need her for then?

Because it's so bad.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Guy who owns that truck is thinking "ENDANGERED, MY rear end!!"

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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When beloved franchises of geeks collide....:allears:

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Emus are loving awesome, and I will fight to the death anyone who disagrees.:colbert:

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Hugs Boson posted:




Now I kinda want to see how the Chinese bootleg "Highlander 2C" compares to the original :allears:


Segmentation Fault posted:

I think we discussed this earlier in the thread. It's mostly likely different audio tracks (dubs) though part of me wants to believe Highlander 2C starts halfway into the movie with the hue shifted.



Guys, guys, guys...you're all forgetting a very simple fact.





THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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True story, first time my daughter went into an Old Navy at the age of two....she tried to strangle one of the mannequins. And I could not blame her because gently caress those things.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Brother Jonathan posted:

And here is Prince Charles from the Louis Tussauds House of Wax:


Oh come on, that's clearly Raul Julia in Street Fighter.


quote:

Rowan Atkinson:


And a strangely bronzed Adolf Hitler:


What's sad is that I don't see Rowan Atkinson. I see how tanned Charlie Chaplin Hitler saw Jews.

http://www.slideshare.net/Jessdowns/german-propaganda-posters-presentation

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Warrahooyaargh posted:

No, no, the best reason to stop using "LOL" is that David Cameron thinks it means "lots of love".

You mean Kirk Cameron?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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All I see is "NO VIBES NO BEVIS"

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
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True Story: In one of my B. Ed. classes, we were looking at books meant for young children, and I spotted one by Rosemary Wells. I commented aloud "Oh this is by that woman who created that awful Max and Ruby show." One girl in my class suddenly burst out with "GOD RUBY IS A loving oval office!"

Cue massive silence, while she realizes what she just said and claps her hand over her mouth cartoonishly. Finally someone said "At least someone had the balls to say it."

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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AlistairCookie posted:

Sorry. I didn't actually watch that video (but I did now). Brought back memories of Ye Olde Animal Science class, or, Why I Stopped Eating Chicken For Several Months.

And thank you Ensign_Ricky. That made me snort a bit, because Ruby IS a loving oval office! She's the most punchable animated character on TV this side of Cailou.

gently caress Cailou.


Have Dora in a cauldron, because she and that goddamned whiny Map deserve to get it too.


Oh Jesus, I can handle Dora, Diego, but gently caress THE MAP. I just wanna rip that fucker up.

Also, is it just me or is Swiper less an antagonist, and more of a general douchebag?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Taken at my sister-in-law's wedding:


:nws: for crude chalk dicks: http://imgur.com/k4nsQ9K

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Elysiume posted:

If Ricky is married to Hilary and Hilary's sister marries some random person it would just be his sister-in-law's wedding.

Yep. He was probably assuming that I'm a goon ergo I must be single.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Captain Trips posted:

To be fair, that's a reasonable assumption to make.

Well, yes.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Leofish posted:

And for the anal amongst you...



Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulūk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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budgieinspector posted:

Perhaps more awesome than funny, but I like to imagine that the frame was deliberately selected by Sirs Patrick and Ian:



Yeah they did, they both posted it to their Facebook/Twitter pages like a month ago.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Hummingbirds posted:

This is scarier than 98% of the horror movies I've ever seen.

It's like something that was shat out of HR Giger's rear end in a top hat. :stonk:

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Decrepus posted:

gently caress the ocean!

I'm pretty sure that's on the Something Awful coat of arms.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Japan already made that joke years ago.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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The Lone Badger posted:

No, it's a hotel for morons.

Are you sure it's not like

Hotel

Moron

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Bored posted:

This is beyond funny to me. I'm sure it's not for the people who were there, but two scary gunmen running in saying, in their most threatening voices, "Pika! PikaPikaPika! PikaPika!" makes this such a wonderfully absurd image.

Unfortunately, it's a photoshop. :(

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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DangerDongs posted:

Magic ruined

Yeah, sorry. I did a reverse GIS to try to find the associated article, and well, yeah. :(

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Crazy Ferret posted:

Here is the television ad that accompanies it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

I'm not quite sure what to think watching it, other than Orangina is a bit odd.

:stare: I refuse to drink Orangina based solely on the existence of this ad.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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stubblyhead posted:

The Spanish word for octopus is pulpo, so my first guess was that pulpeuse must be the french. Then it said the same thing for the bear one, and I got very confused (it actually means luscious).

I just assumed it meant "extra pulp".

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Captain Trips posted:

And we wonder why Hitler invaded France.

I just assumed that invading France was something the Germans just, y'know, did.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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ElectricWizard posted:

At the Mountains of Madness suddenly became more disturbing.

I like to think Lovecraft would poo poo a brick at half the weird stuff the modern world's come up with.

In other news..

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Vaginaface posted:

Like black people and women with rights. Freaky stuff.

Well yeah, aside from all that.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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DrBouvenstein posted:






The caption from Tumblr:

Ok, that was pretty awesome.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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I loathe my city sometimes. :(

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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AndyElusive posted:

Oh I see you're a resident of the great Harbor City as well fellow Nanaimo Goon.

Yes, "great".

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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AndyElusive posted:

There's actually a good reason why it's called Lois Lane.

There used to be a comic book store in that area like 15 years ago and the couple that ran it were big Superman fans. That little area used to have no name at all before they got the city to officially name it Lois Lane.

Ok so maybe it wasn't a GOOD reason but it makes sense.

Fair enough, I was more poking fun at the idea that Nanaimo is a "great city". Allow me to present the extent of Nanaimo's influence on the rest of the world: a layer of chocolate and coconut, a layer of custard, and a thin layer of milk chocolate. The Motherfucking Nanaimo Bar.

Ok, there's one other thing, but it belongs to Nanaimo alone. One little sign that promises heavenly delights that are guaranteed to coat your arteries in delicious grease.



edit: And just in behind there's a place that only charges $20 for emergency dental work!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Taciturn Tactician posted:

You do know that that's a Scottish thing, right? Unless you mean adding whipped cream is the unique idea.

Nope. That is the sign for the local establishment Pirate Chips, which is the food of the gods. Best french fries/poutine in the drat world.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Why hasn't some photoshop genius filled that mask with beads yet, anyway?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Say Nothing posted:

You are drunk.



Am I the only one kinda bummed that we never had a legit Arnold vs Andre movie? Conan 2 doesn't count because I had no idea that was Andre in the suit until recently.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Etrips posted:

Well that is because he is immortal.

gently caress, now I want Patrick Stewart as Ramirez in a Highlander reboot.

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Captain Trips posted:

I'm disappointed in you, Goons. Almost a full page later, and no one has mentioned the horrible monstrosity of a name that is "Kinnell"

Seriously, what the gently caress are parents smoking these days?

Whatever it is that makes "Nevaeh" and "Renesmee" sound like good ideas. Probably Bath Salts.

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