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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

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:patriot:



United Steaks of America.

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:420:

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Zzulu posted:

We call them "Pommes Frites" in Sweden which sounds ominously French

It means "fried apples".

But that's only because potatoes are actually "pommes de terre" in French, which means "earth apples". So the correct name would be "pommes de terre frites".

Fried earth apples, sounds good to me!

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Apr 23, 2008

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couldcareless posted:

Finally, I've found the key to open the way to One Eyed Willy's treasure.

:golfclap:

I approve of this reference.

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Apr 23, 2008

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Now that's a name to be proud of.

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syscall girl posted:

You could say that any of these were innocuous, innocent little things except Pizzle Knob. That word straight up means penis no ifs ands or buttes about it.

:golfclap:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

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They're pretty awesome.

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Sagebrush posted:

What if he has to pee?

It turns into a peekeeper suit, obviously.

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Mu Zeta posted:

He's only a douche if you follow him on Twitter. The lesson is to never follow any celebrity on Twitter.

Some stalker impersonated his wife and even used a family picture for an avatar. I'd say AB was justified in freaking out a bit. On the other hand, I've seen some people report that he's a racist scumbag. I dunno anymore.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Can I get a celebrity chef that isn't a piece of poo poo?



:colbert:

And of course Nigella.

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Apr 23, 2008

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Coq au Nandos posted:

Charles Saatchi

Talk about a man undeserving of Nigella.

E: My god, that Fifi and Jules bullcrap is some of the worst radio I've heard. I can't understand why she agreed to appear on their show, when basically all the research the hosts did was based on her being attractive and not a word on anything else.

KozmoNaut has a new favorite as of 12:02 on Jul 10, 2013

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Apr 23, 2008

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RyokoTK posted:

You must be new to PYF.

e:


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That's fantastic. Everyone should have a Basque grandma in their kitchen, ready to berate them for every little thing.

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Apr 23, 2008

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Otcho posted:

Essentially it boils down to "Germany is not the USA". There's entirely different sensibilities here. Try raising your right arm in public.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaTR46iU1Do&t=64s

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GruntyThrst posted:

Well I'll be. It actually is "dragged" if you are being technical. Drug sounds so much better to me, guess that's dialect for you.

"Drugged".

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

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Mezzanine posted:

So THAT'S where that guy's avatar came from! What's the background on this, anyway?

That would be an ecumenical matter.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

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"Badger" is an inherently funny word, but beyond that I have absolutely no idea.

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:allears:

Imagine trying to explain that to your (grand)kids 20 years from now.

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spog posted:

It really is Brian and Brian in there!

If I believed in God, he would be Brian Blessed. He truly is larger than life.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

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And some vaguely Flash Gordon-related shenanigans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa5L8YjsiSk

Brian Blessed, ladies and gentlemen :allears:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

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Ya'll just got clockblocked :nyd:

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:v:

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Meis posted:

Because she was born with them.

Maybe it's Maybelline.

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Apr 23, 2008

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

This is essentially a challenge for everyone to come up with strange tattoo pics and now someone's gonna post that goddamn mons pubis bitcoin tattoo :barf:

I had to google "bitcoin tattoo" because I didn't want to believe it.

Sure enough:

quote:

Earlier this week, Bitcoin Forums user CryptoCommodity collected a bounty of 200 BTC for being the first person to be documented as getting a Bitcoin tattoo. She was actually not the first person to get a Bitcoin tattoo, user evolve was inked with Bitcoin a day earlier. However she filled the requirements for a sub bounty (which was offered on top of the original, lower bounty) which were that the person collecting the bounty needed to be female, and the tattoo needed to be on on the mons pubis area.

Stay classy, Bitcoin community :allears:

More like Buttcoins amirite.



E: VVVV Oh, that's a good one, I'm totally stealing it.

KozmoNaut has a new favorite as of 16:33 on Nov 28, 2013

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lenoon posted:

All I'm thinking is 'whole lotta woman, whole lotta rosie'

"The song's first verse reveals Rosie's substantial physical measurements (42"-39"-56"), and that she weighs nineteen stone (266 pounds/approximately 120 kilograms)."

That woman's a twig, not a Rosie :colbert:

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Apr 23, 2008

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He's also loving awesome.

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Apr 23, 2008

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Triskelli posted:

I shower daily because my hair gets nasty oily overnight.

Counterpoint: your hair gets nasty oily because you wash it everyday, probably with a harsh soap or shampoo in a misguided effort to really get the greasiness out.

Alternatively, buy a cheap hair trimmer and go 3mm all over. So much easier :v:

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Hamshot posted:

I distinctly remember how stifling only having 8 gigs was, and just how liberating it was to have 32 gigs.

:bandwagon:

I remember being outraged that Atomic Bomberman required 32MB of RAM to run with the best graphical settings.

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:wtf:

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:v:

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That second-to-last one just kills me.

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The MSJ posted:

Guys, guys, it's pronounced "Weast".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuJNUXT2a9U

I had no idea that the guy who voices Mr. Krabs played the Kurgan in Highlander.

I only found out after looking him up because I started watching Sleepy Hollow. Totally blew my mind.

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:crossarms:

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Lincoln posted:

What? No! One of Ron Swanson's defining characteristics is that he puts his money where his mouth is. Another is that while some short-sighted people may reflexively chastise him as a heartless libertarian, *ahem* he's actually a kind-hearted person who enjoys helping people.

Yeah, I think that's actually an admirable trait. Ron Swanson doesn't bullshit.

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The Ram Jam is just a bottle of hooch in a paper bag. Nice.

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Hard boiled eggs for lunch.

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