Gaunab posted:

Don't know where you live in SC but it snowed valentines weekend.

TurboTax posted:

nigga crab pollock posted:

Nah it's the fuckin best when you're at a theme park and nobody is there because it just rained or whatever and you get to go on rides like 20 times in a row

Sosiz posted:

I didn't get any of those posters

Have some pictures of the Finnish army


Mildly http://i.imgur.com/YYzhE2I.jpg

colas posted:

The moment that guy decided to put that christmas sweater on?

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

No, you're thinking of this gun:

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I've only seen Friday I and II, so I have a lot of catching up to do.

haveblue posted:

In addition, way back at the dawn of DVDs, not every disk went to the menu when you put it in- some of them would go straight into the movie and you had to press the menu button on the remote if you wanted to do anything other than watch it straight through from the beginning. So the box had to tell people used to VHS that all those fancy menus existed and that they should go play with them and feel like they were getting their money's worth.

I just checked my copy of Blade Runner (one of the first DVDs ever released) and not only does it list the menus as a special feature, but also chapter select

Kennel posted:

Their ancestors were dinosaurs and they are frustrated that they can never be so cool.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

What? No, he's talking about the one with that horribly disfigured woman, and they couldn't fix it with surgery. It has kind of a happy ending where she goes to live with all the other ugly people, but still. A village of horrifically ugly people, just going about their business like normal. That's a creepy as hell thought. What if you accidentally wandered into it?

Pig Head posted:

You know, this is my favorite thread in all of SA. I never thought I'd come across a picture worthy of it. Well, this just showed up in a study newsletter I was just emailed at work. hehehe

edit: Hope no one works on the study here but, really, how can you not see the dick. How? Oh, it still makes me giggle to look at it...

Krinkle posted:

Is that person cosplaying as purple tentacle?

Indecisive posted:

On the plus side, when you get a kitten when it's young you usually are able to develop some immunity to it's filthy cat flakes.

Gorilla Salad posted:

That's some Democratic Republic of the Congo and Republic of the Congo poo poo right there.

AndyElusive posted:

Unsure if this is funny or cruel but a friend on facebook found this tattooed inside the ear of a cat she adopted.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Please tell me that at some point England found some more attractive women for their porn.

Staggy posted:

No, sorry! It's actually:
1. Sexual Assault
2. Assault by Penetration
3. Sexual Assault and Manslaughter

There should be some other stuff re: defenses/causation/etc., but my criminal exam was over a fortnight ago (so I can't remember) and at a different university.

muike posted:

Probably pretty appropriate.

Vasudus posted:

That's from The Stanley Hotel in Colorado, same place they filmed The Shining. I was there last year, they had the statue covered with a tarp because it was moose season with a sign warning people to stay away from it.

It never stops being funny.

Ok Fella posted:

I was trying to think of a name for my new band, I'm taking this.

Chewy Bitems posted:

You do know that story isn't true.

content:

Brother Jonathan posted:

I had a friend from England visit me in western North Carolina. He was laughing at our place names, and until he explained it to me, I never thought that there was anything odd about the names of mountains around here:

jiharlequinade posted:

I'm sorry, Dick Knob? Ben Cox Knob?

Picnic Princess posted:

my husband and I sometimes mix Clamato, cheap beer, and Tabasco on our movie and pizza nights. I really like it

Lazlow posted:

If you don't mind funding the Tea Party, sure.






_{I love Blue Bell}

death .cab for qt posted:

Sorry about the tables, I have SALR and didn't even notice

prefect posted:

It's been a while since I attended a wedding, but that guy seems to have a lot of salad on his jacket.

Tiggum posted:

Do you know that he didn't know anything about Hulk Hogan or are you just assuming that Australians in general don't? Because we get WWE on TV and I think Hulk Hogan is probably as well-known here as in America (which is to say less so now than in the '90s). I've even seen Suburban Commando on TV.

quote:

A very green rookie wrestler named Hulk Hogan toured Japan several times with Andre and witnessed the Giant’s alcohol consumption first hand. According to Hogan, Andre drank, at a minimum, a case of tall boys during each bus ride. When he finished a can Andre would belch, crush the can in his dinner-platter-sized hand, and bounce the empty off the back of Hogan’s head. Hogan learned to count each thunk, so he could anticipate when Andre was running low. Whenever the bus stopped, it was Hogan’s job to scamper off to the nearest store, buy as many cases of beer as he could carry, and make it back before the bus departed, a sight that never failed to make Andre roar his bassoon-like laugh.

Gravel Gravy posted:

Fits that network so well.

Wade Wilson posted:

EDIT for JESUS CHRIST table breaking.

xxEightxx posted:

Looks like they were playing quarters and someone got pissed because he kept losing.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Little man? Pfft, amateurs.

I always imagine a hedge-trimmer-esque blade that protrudes from the side of the car. It cuts through most manner of plant life, but I have to "lift it" for large trees, telephone polls, guard rails, and building that are too close to the road.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

BrigadierSensible posted:

Route sounds like Root.
Root means penetrative sexual intercourse.
Bad means poor or unfulfilling.

So the sign is saying that to travel down that road is the equivalent of an unfulfilling sexual experience.

But on the plus side, there is a rest stop.

VanSandman posted:

Less amazing, more existentially terrifying. Of course it's the Germans who'd invent this one.

Dickey Butts posted:

Macro dude, I dig your point but you're asking for a probate with that picture.

threeskin posted:

haha that's hosed.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Is he Mormon-married to the sisters from Breaking Bad?

SynthOrange posted:

All of y'all in favour of this motion, say aye.

Bash Ironfist posted:

I'm sorry, you get that chance, and you use no DUH? If within this opportunity, you don't go 'no poo poo Sherlock', I will slap your face.