Palpek posted:

trunkwontopen posted:

Subway better look out.

Druggachusettes posted:

New one opened: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551012

Mulefisk posted:

This just makes me uncomfortable for some reason.

Novum posted:

Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf is a great album name.

Noni posted:

You don't understand because you are either uncultured, unloved, or both. The timeless tradition of a wedding ring thematically fits with the gaping ring of flesh. The gold of the ring and its cold and heavy yellow metal stands in contrast to the red and brown muscular softness. One ring is organic and fleeting, the other will survive unchanged until the earth gets consumed by the sun's expansion into a goatse-like red giant, which will stop its powerful explosion only just short of the rings of Saturn.

We possess few natural rings on our bodies. Mouths, nostrils, ears, eyes--these rings are not private. You share your mouth with others every time you speak. You hide your eyes from nobody. But the ring that dear Goatse displays is personal. It is normally guarded from the public by two layers of clothing and protected by two mounds of butt flesh. He is telling his betrothed, "This ring is for you, alone." Not even Goatse can see his own anal ring directly. This hole that he has spent months and years forging into size, this lord of the rings, can neither be fully enjoyed nor beholded by its own creator. It is a sculpture formed by a blind artist. It is the purest and most private of gifts.

And yet it is a gift box with nothing inside. It is a lock in need of a key. That is because, like a wedding ring, the act of using the circle, filling it with flesh and a promise, is the present. Goatse enlarged his anal annum, his red rectal ring, only to receive the love of his beloved. As the two rings are shown to touch in the image, one ring pulling against the other, the symbolism is revealed and its effects are multiplied.

That is why we goons, who are romantics at heart, naturally seek deeper meanings within the depths of Goatse. To us, excluding the wedding ring from a Goatse image is almost as much an offense as removing the anal ring. Yin, after all, is nothing without Yang.

Chard posted:

yes because console warriors are well known for their maturiahahhhahahahahaHAHAAA

Effingham posted:

I admire a man who's familiar with the classics.


I remember watching that. Laughed my rear end off.

For content:

This doesn't actually make me LAUGH, but it makes me happy. It is, I think, one of the best photographs in the world:

Johnny Aztec posted:

Yeah, that's really great...until you hit some wake, and slip off the bench under it, and get to know the propeller, up close and personal.

V for Vegas posted:

Yeah I probably shouldn't have googled singletism.

Jerk McJerkface posted:

This, non-parents give me dirty looks when I have my kid on his monkey backpack. One idiot hipster even tried to untie the leash from the street sign, I had to run out of the restaurant my wife and I were at and chase after him before he ran into the street.

Male Man posted:

To be fair it was a pretty sweet bong and my mom said she was proud of me but my boss said I was an idiot because it was a gravity bong which isn't technically a bong because the smoke isn't filtered through water but since then I've been working on a gravity bong bong so I think I'll get the last laugh.

syscall girl posted:

Actually I laughed a bit. Good work, shows improvement.

Generation Internet posted:

darthbob88 posted:

A classic I dug out of my dad's stuff. Sorry about the quality, but it's 40 years old, it's been through the wringer.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Zonekeeper posted:

Electronics are surprisingly durable as long as you don't let them get turned on while wet. As long as you let it completely dry out before powering it on you can stick a computer motherboard in a dishwasher and it will run just fine afterward as long as the water wasn't hot enough to melt any solder/damage any parts.

snortpocket posted:

Let's face it, that was bound to happen sooner or later anyway