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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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TurboTax posted:

I'm pretty sure that's Honey Boo Boo's mother.

No, her beard is more full.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Doniazade posted:

Also because pretty much everyone in Scandinavia speaks English. It's one of the three core subjects in elementary school here in Sweden at least.

You guys are planning to re-conquer the British Isles and become the Vikings again, aren't you?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Noblesse Obliged posted:

My wife would just tell me this product was great because it could help her find it and me read the manual on what I'm supposed to do.

Your wife can't find her own vagina? :stare:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Brother Jonathan posted:

Here is how to photograph geese:


The only thing geese fear: Swans.
Sadly this man died after being viciously beaten to death by a real swan.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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NiffStipples posted:

I don't get this one. Is it cause it's a fake iPhone?

Japanese? (gently caress if I know) people recreating the famous photo of US victory over Japan at Okinawa.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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At last a funny picture makes me crack up out loud. Thank you for this treasure.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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CitizenSparkles posted:

Is it sad that I thought almost exactly the same thing?

Yes.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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That's sorcery, not proper magic.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Philip J Fry posted:

How does a sign even make it this far before someone finally notices?



Somebody post Florida.gif, I'm on my phone.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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pik_d posted:

Florida.gif
Thanks. Also you can always blame Florida.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Dear Prudence posted:

Here these are funny you guys might like them here too.

























Oh my god these are amazing. Is there an album or am I gonna have to share/save these manually?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Dear Prudence posted:

No album. Get to work!

Miranda posted:

I found "whatever" and "anything" in Singapore. Sadly after years of hoarding them I never tried them and now they have disappeared. I will never know the taste of whatever or anything.

I bet there's a third out there called 'I don't care.'

"Sir, what should we call our new sodas?"
"Anything. Whatever. I don't care."

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Hydrogenated posted:

I love the person in the motorized wheel chair, getting some of that drive-thru booze.

How did I not notice that!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Slim Killington posted:

In their eyes it's the same as bolding, italicizing, and underlining in that shows emphasis. In fact usually these people do all four at once.



I am filled with a quiet despair for clarity. I don't want to lose the battle for quotation marks, I really don't. I don't mind colloquialisms, slang, funky grammar, but not quotation marks. Leave me my punctuation. :negative:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Brother Jonathan posted:

Enough about grammar. Have a pair of crocs:



That's an alligator.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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I guess ducks are PYF's official 'Opposite of the Capybara, the animal that owns in every way' creature.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Less amazing, more existentially terrifying. Of course it's the Germans who'd invent this one.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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A horse sized duck will kill you then rape you.

VanSandman has a new favorite as of 15:30 on Jul 31, 2013

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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I hate you for linking that.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Do you lie in wait for moments like this?

Do you have to ask?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Guys, it's simple. You need a tunnel. Fan on one end, weed and big guy in the middle, then more fans to really get that smoke out there. Blast that smoke all over the place, start a drum circle and giggle a lot.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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First person to say 'where's the ring' gets an atomic wedgie.

Shoehead posted:

I saw her rolling around in a cake once. I've never gone from kinda turned on to completely grossed out so quickly and I'm still not sure why..

Gonna need this video.

VanSandman has a new favorite as of 00:28 on Aug 25, 2013

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Sanguinary Novel posted:

All I can see is the future set for The Yellow Wallpaper

I was gonna say this if you hadn't first. Pretty sure a room that yellow would drive me insane too.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Angela Christine posted:

Okay, now that I know why there is a mechwhale it makes even less sense. :psyduck: If you can build a whale sized mech to fight aliens, there is no reason at all that a human couldn't drive it. In fact humans would be better, because they wouldn't be weighing it down with thousands of pounds of useless meat, and could use all that freed up cargo space to carry more ammo. I mean . . . I don't . . . what? :psypop:

Package says: You must be this high to enjoy this product. There is a picture of Cheech and Chung.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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If reddit turns this one into a meme, Sadomasochist penguin will be the new lameness.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Also Tim Buckley is a power-mad pervert cheap-rear end.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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'Make a moooooove, rear end in a top hat, we dare ya.'

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Bartie posted:

Why would you grow that on the forehead of all places?

High blood supply to ensure it stays alive, probably. If I had to guess I'd say he's growing a new nose to replace a damaged one.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Go into Trad Games and repeat your request in the pictures thread. I assure you you will get more and better responses.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Pripyat porn. Now I've seen everything.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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TorpedoFish posted:

When I was back in town for a wedding last year they had one of these shirts on display but were entirely sold out of anything that would fit me. I was so very, very disappointed. :-(

Content:


That dude got his comedic chops in my home town! :allears:
At the NC School of the Arts in Winston-Salem, specifically.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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You gotta have some guts to wear that.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Shai-Hulud posted:

The forums are blocked at my work too. But not if you access them via the IP :haw:

AKA 'The YOSPOS Door.'

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Klaatu vagina nikto

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Christie Sims is my favorite author whose work I've never read. She's found her niche and is exploiting the hell out of it.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Huntersoninski posted:

Despite hollow bones isn't a swan's wing powerful enough to break a person's arm?



(Spotted cutting in line at the mechanic's for an oil change)

Yeah, if a swan gets the drop on you you're in for a bad time. They may only weigh 20 pounds, but most of that is wing muscle.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Huntersoninski posted:

That's weird, it shows for me. Here's a direct link: http://www.imgur.com/7y7NMlW.jpeg

Still getting 404'd.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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mds2 posted:

Geese and swans will bite the loving poo poo out of you. It isnt just noise.

Bite them back. You have teeth, they just have a beak.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Pfffffffffft posted:

Something something Camel Toe

I was gonna make that joke.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Hiro Protagonist posted:

Of course, it's the Muslim princess who gets stoned.

:drat:

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