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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames



Mom...? Dad...? I have something to tell you.


I'm... I'm Chinese.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames




Steve Holt! posted:

Is this where everyone starts posting Space Mutiny names? I think that happens every time the picture is posted.

I think mods put a stop to that, but we had definitely settled on Chest Treetruck being his official name.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
So apparently Lena Headey really does do that "smiling but also frowning" face all the time.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Hiro Protagonist posted:

Of course, it's the Muslim princess who gets stoned.

:thurman:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

DrBouvenstein posted:



Yup. That's a velociraptor.*

I didn't even see the raptor until after I read the text, because all I could see was the Alien xenomorph teeth between their heads. What IS that?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Amphion posted:

Well if we're doing counties..



I wonder what's the most someone could do

To be fair you could label half of them "Jefferson" and not be too far off.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Boy this sure is a lot of map chat for "NO MORE MAP CHAT".




Gonna get this put on a t-shirt. :mmmhmm:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

CannedMacabre posted:



"C'mon kids, grab yer sodies and git in the back of the 'Camino."

More like "Fine, I'll let you both have Die Antwoord hair if you stop fighting."

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I like how it's basically the plot of Stone Soup.

Sure, if you add actual food to it oh and also take out the cheap ramen and add real noodles and put in spices and completely replace all the ingredients with other things, ramen's great! :munch:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

CzarChasm posted:

You know, if you're going to buy dick shaped chocolates, you may as well buy them from a company called ANL.

Or that it's apparently a product line called Surprise Toys.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

omnibobb posted:

That dude has a black hole where is dick should be.

It's a fairly accurate parody of Rob Liefeld.

Except he doesn't have his mouth open for no reason, displaying 200 teeth, his muscles don't have smaller extra muscles, and he's not wearing nearly enough pouches, bandoliers, giant pads, cyborg arms, a glowing eye, guns bigger than him with multiple barrels, an ambiguously useless headband with multiple antennae, and also you can see his feet. There's also no impossibly hot woman showing you her boobs and butt at the same time because her spine curves 180 degrees.

Other than that, spot on.



\/\/\/Oh it does, I'm just saying Rob Liefeld sucks a whole lot.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
As we all know on the Something Awful forums, Photoshopped images are never funny.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
When you're a dog, every yoga pose is a downward dog.





\/\/\/Because humans are taller. :v:

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Since nobody's mentioned it:

Now click a little bit past them, and then turn around.

:haw:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Yeah, it's sort of like the Rifftrax of The Room. It's not necessary.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames


Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwYRFYYQtdI


Dooky Dingo posted:

As a matter of fact, sodomy is a sin and is also illegal in some states

What's this "fact" you speak of?

a) Sodomy laws were struck down by the Supreme Court over a decade ago:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas

b) Sin isn't factual; it's a subjective religious construct.


\/\/\/Still not "illegal in some states" the way it was before 2003.

sticklefifer has a new favorite as of 12:51 on Jan 30, 2014

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

mind the walrus posted:

Bingo flyingorc. It's not that stuff won't look prettier, but video game tech has passed the bar of truly looking "good enough" for everyone's eyes. It'll look dated to future eyes, to be sure, but it won't be like looking back at 1993-2007 polygons and going "I can't believe ANYONE ever thought this was good."

Actually I doubt that somewhat. Once you get to near-photorealistic, people will be looking back at today's "creepy human puppets with glowing white eyes and blocky hair".

It's really hard for game companies to get eyes, lips, and hair just right for some reason. Not quite uncanny valley, but nowhere near like you're watching a movie either.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Crossposting this from the badass pics thread:



Katie Uhlaender's outfit for the skeleton event. It's so :911: it hurts.

My helmet is a bird, your argument is invalid.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

VendaGoat posted:

Someone breached the warp core.

Jerk McJerkface posted:

Someone climbed up her Jeffrey's tube.

Someone beat you to it.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

That is the Ron Swanson-est cat I've ever seen.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames


The icicle tears really make this.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Captain Trips posted:

Jesus christ, DeviantArt, Scorpion and Sub-Zero are mortal enemies.



"...But slaves under my power."

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