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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Argh, how do you mess up the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song :argh:

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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RCarr posted:

Don't gas stoves still have electric clocks and lights and poo poo?

Not all of them. A lot of big-box rental agencies here in the Midwestern U.S. are penny-pinchers and furnish their units with El Cheapo Brand gas stoves, which have neither clocks nor lights nor electric igniters.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Stop acting like you fuckers didn't see that joke coming from a mile away

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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OI YOU BIRDS BUGGER OFF

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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stop

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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The Lone Badger posted:

Well, go on. Who wins?

Does the one under it read "BLACK AMERICAN GANGS: GBS COLLECTION?"

I have so many questions.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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stop debating the merits of racial slurs and post funny pictures you fuckin cholos

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Mar 24, 2005

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edit: tinypic what the gently caress

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is OH gently caress IS THAT A CAT LEMME GO LEMME GO

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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CronoGamer posted:

Trying to bring the funny pictures thread back to funny pictures instead of "picture followed by ten posts reminiscing about something vaguely related to the picture"...

No, wait, we haven't talked about how we used to imagine a little man running out the window on car trips yet

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Do you need a majority of votes to become the SPEECH PRESIDENT or will a plurality suffice? I need to know before I waste money on campaign materials.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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TODAY, ON IT CAME FROM ASIA:



Green plantand
Clean air
The Life is not duplicate


Actually, "The Life is not duplicate" would make a boss tattoo.


OMG ANIME:


This is actually the back cover of the licensed US box set, it's not a knockoff. :gonk:


satellitem

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Mogomra posted:

"fx" is definitely a bootleg operation unless things have changed a lot since I was a kid. :ssh:

Still loving crazy though. Gotta make you think how good the subtitles really are.

I bought it years ago through Amazon and had the same worry, but their customer service assured me that it was legit. Later, I saw the same box set on the shelves at Suncoast (back when Suncoast was a thing) and just assumed they were telling the truth :iiam:

What's weird is the subtitles are pretty fuckin' good--better than some straight-up legit stuff I've seen, even.

Speaking of bad subtitles--I wish I still had it so I could take screenshots of it--I used to own a "Fai definitely got fooled into thinking this was legit" Eureka Seven box set with the most hilarious Engrish subtitles ever:

(sudden explosion nearby)
"something important is happening"

(scene depicting tortured children)
"This makes sad."

(conclusion of a huge infodump at the climax of the series that explains a big plot twist)
"It is the negative heritage of the robot in the dawn period."

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

That car's owner must be absolutely insufferable.

Not to mention irrational.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The alpha male is determined by how many brass gears are on his fedora.

Once dominance is established, the beta male must complete one of three feats of strength, or be banned from anime club:

1. Eat bugs
2. Delete his most karma-rich reddit account
3. Talk to a real live girl

FYI they took #3 off the list a while back because nobody ever picks it

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Superhaus posted:

The girl in the blue looks to be about 12. She should run for her life.

Nah, that's just her form in this world. She's actually a 3,000 year old ghost demon spirit, so it's okay.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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do you think that piece is in A minor

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Mar 24, 2005

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And More posted:

Here is an educational article about his follow-up project: Semen paintings

And this is what it looks like: link

This guy's pretty smart--I orgasmed 1,000 times while working on my master's thesis and didn't think once to include my jizz in my work.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Good news, if you didn't wash your hands extremely thoroughly immediately after each orgasm then there'd be a few trace elements that found their way onto the hard copies.

why would I feel the need to wash my hands, it all went in her mouth

Judakel posted:

To complete the picture: What was your master's thesis?

Influences of the Puritans in early American government. A real fuckin' page-turner.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:




Well in that case, did you wash her mouth??? :raise:

I dunno, you'll have to ask her--your mom's oral hygiene isn't my responsibility.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Gyges posted:

Doesn't look like it.


¡Viva la M.A.S.A.!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Memento1979 posted:

Someone is going to have to explain why this picture is funny. In my defence, I'm Australian and know nothing about baseball.

You apparently never went to colllege, either.

edit: f,b

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Mar 24, 2005

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Memento1979 posted:

By not being a moron like me. Thanks, I thought the funny was that it was some manner of finals series and no one was there to watch it.

It's okay. Make amends for your error by posting a funny picture of a bear doing something silly. Please note that koalas and pandas are not bears.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Is it Raiden from Mortal Kombat or Raiden from the Metal Gear franchise? This is important.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Shocks mans is true!

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Mar 24, 2005

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Soulex posted:

It wouldn't be the strangest thing anyone has gotten a tattoo of.

This is essentially a challenge for everyone to come up with strange tattoo pics and now someone's gonna post that goddamn mons pubis bitcoin tattoo :barf:

Don't post it or you'll burn in Hell:

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Mar 24, 2005

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Say Nothing posted:

Didn't we just have a page of chocolate dick santas and butt-plugs?


What an odd assortment of drugs.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Soulex posted:

You can get your legs broken.

Why?

WHY?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Mescal posted:

What's the DVD?

It's hard to make it out, but it's Doritos brand corn chips.

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Mar 24, 2005

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I will cut anyone who complains about "casual racism" before mentioning the broken tables.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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CJacobs posted:

Oh no I know, I've probably spent a lot of money on video games in my life. 400 dollars is steep for anything, let alone a lego collector's set based on a TV show that was great like 10 years ago.

1994 was 20 years ago, not 10.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Junji Ito presents

The Enigma of Knockoff Soda

This can!

it was made for me!



real drr

drr chill

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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stubblyhead posted:

It must suck being so wrong all the time.

Black licorice is proof that God exists and hates the universe

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Mar 24, 2005

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Soulex posted:



It's one of these. And yes, kids do think it's a mini sink for them sometimes.

Man, the way that faucet is set up, that thing looks like a tailbone fracture waiting to happen.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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New Leaf posted:

I shower and wash my hair every day, even if I don't even leave the house on a lazy Sunday- and I never wash jeans unless I'm around smokers for a long period of time. BOOM!

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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I'm sure whoever came up with it had the best of intentions, probably intending it to mean "extra stuff not directly related to making the gun go boom that gives the user an advantage," but it's just a word the marketing department slaps on new guns to make them super :cool:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Of course she finds him delicious, he's been foreverially delitized.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Hexyflexy posted:

almost ended up placing an order for a shipping container of them.
Why does this sound like the plot to an episode of a 1990's sitcom?
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FADE IN:

INT. HEXY FAMILY HOME, LIVING ROOM - DAY

                                    JAN
          Honey, I don't know why you went through all that trouble to
          find a silly toy duck.

                                    HEXY
          Because it's funny!  You wouldn't know funny if it goose'd ya!

HEXY chases JAN around the COFFEE TABLE, trying to pinch her BEHIND.

                                    JULIA 
                             (staring at camera)
          Dad is SUCH a weirdo.

A loud KNOCK at the DOOR is heard.

                                    HEXY
          That must be my AMUSING DUCK!

HEXY opens the door and ASIAN BUISNESSMAN steps in.  ASIAN BUSINESSMAN
hands HEXY a CLIPBOARD.

                              ASIAN BUSINESSMAN
          Herro!  Prease sign here!  Go much fast!

                                    HEXY
          Wow, you got here quick!  Did you come all the way from asia?

                                    JAN
          Oh, dear, just sign the paper and let's see this duck toy
          already.  I gotta go play bridge with the girls at three!

HEXY scribbles on the PAPER.  ASIAN BUSINESSMAN bows and exits.

                                    HEXY
          Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

ASIAN BUSINESSMEN enter, carrying multiple AMUSING DUCK TOYS.  They
place them on various surfaces in the LIVING ROOM and leave,
returning with more.

                                    HEXY
          This isn't what I wanted!

FADE OUT, ROLL CREDITS

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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I'm trying to come up with a joke but I keep getting distracted by the thought of having a running angle grinder so near my junk :ohdear:

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