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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

kalvick posted:

Easter is ready at my house!


Is 500 dollars a lot of money? I never understood these stupid pictures. I think I'll go post one with my last 6 video cards that I need to sell so I can look cool. I'll make sure to put a gun in the picture too.

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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Wendell posted:

Are you trying to brag about how rich you are that you can't tell if $500 is a lot of money? No one cares.

No, I'm asking why people put 100 dollar bills around stupid stuff to try to act like they are rich.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

7thBatallion posted:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/forensics/1282186

Replace that white dude with this and if anyone calls you on it mention that Jesus was Arab, probably with pockmarks on his face, greasy uneven hair, and was in no way whatsoever white.

Why would he have pockmarks, he can heal himself, duh.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Zzulu posted:

Yeah I don't think I've met someone here who does not at the very least understand basic English. Perhaps some of the elderly wouldn't.

In my social circles everyone speaks English pretty well

What is even better, most Scandinavians I have ever talked to or typed to as the case may be, had a better grasp of English than most of the fucktards who live in the US.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Hremsfeld posted:

Holy poo poo they even included the wedding ring :aaa:

Without the ring, it's just a gaping butthole, not goatse.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

MindlessHavok posted:

I don't know if it's weirder that she got the implants at 18 or that it was her dad that put them in.

Should have waited a year for after the freshman 15 to kick in.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
^^^Well there goes my joke.

Liar Lyre posted:

Reminds me of my favorite infographic. Linked for bigness.
Jason Voorhes bodycount

They don't show his deathcount from the original movie. WTF

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
I miss being able to just put a dvd/bd in and actually watch a loving movie without having to get my remote and fast forward through 30 minutes of unskippable bullshit. And the MPAA wonders why so many people pirate movies.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

RagingBoner posted:

Sloth is the love-child of Shannon Doherty and Bradley Cooper.



VVVV HUZZAH! VVVV

Her tits are even more lopsided than her eyes.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Personally I'm just waiting for his little "oh I'm so tough" routine to get his rear end kicked when he mouths off to someone without his 8 body guards around.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Stormageddon posted:

He should be violently assaulted because I don't like his music and he is addicted to the attention celebrity has given him. Has dude even actually DONE anything to warrant the hate he seems to gather?

You haven't seen the poo poo talking he does when out in public while hiding behind his security have you?

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/03/justin-bieber-flips-out-threatens-to-beat-the-f-ck-out-of-photog/

He's a little piece of poo poo that needs to be put in his place.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

lidnsya posted:

K, you guys. Maybe like a year ago I posted a request for this picture and I just transferred poo poo from my old computer and finally found it.
This is my favourite internet picture and I know it was goon made. Thank you so much, from the bottom of my heart, goon who made this.



You're kind of special, aren't you?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Context?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

I Might Be Adam posted:

All I can see in that first box on the left is a bunch of dudes flying through the air after an explosion.

It wasn't until you posted this that I went back and realized that it wasn't an explosion.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Jerry Cotton posted:

He looks absolutely nothing like Kevin Spacey in this picture. I think there's something wrong with your brain. (Prosopagnosia to be precise I guess?)

To be fair, it seems to affect about 75% of the goon population.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Dandy Shrew posted:

False alarm, everybody! It's raining again :smithicide:

At least you don't have to constantly water your lawn.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Seizureman posted:

Imagine being on the other side.

No reason to imagine. There are plenty of videos on the internet.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

bringmyfishback posted:

I live in the town everyone in Kalispell goes to in order to buy anything.



Why do you keep saying it like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei8-TtksIrs

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

BonHair posted:

Bieber concerts are the best.



There sure are a lot of old men at a Beiber concert.

As to taking pictures of food, I say we start a new trend and start taking pictures of good dumps.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Croisquessein posted:

The talk about dog cookies reminded me of something. Last time I went to the movies there was an Oreo commercial before the film with some stupid song about how Oreos change the world or whatever and one part was about giving an Oreo to the big bad wolf.



But he'd die. You don't give chocolate to dogs!

Good thing there is no actual chocolate in an Oreo.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Minimum wage apathy + probably high as balls.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
I used to drive past this place all the time when I still lived back in Texas and always got a solid giggle out of it.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

DrBouvenstein posted:

I went to school at RPI, and the cruddy little town it's in has (well, had...I think they closed down) a little "locally famous" pork store.


They sold t-shirts that said,
"I got mine at the Troy Pork Store!"

But do they sell pork swords?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Daedra posted:

It's a hell of an improvement from his younger days.



Anyone else see Scut Farkas all grown up?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Who cares, Blue Bell is the only icecream you should be shoving in your face.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

Don't blame Florida. They contracted the sign out to some illiterates in Alabama, if I remember correctly.

You mean Abalama.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Has the human race always been this loving retarded and we're just now noticing it due to the internet?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
I just got one of those in the mail Monday. But mine says I owe them 260 :(

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

She's literally a shithead.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Holy poo poo, his head. LOOK AT IT, IT'S LITERALLY TWICE THE SIZE OF EVERYONE ELSE'S.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
An all time movie masterpiece.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Carecat posted:

The Scottish youse already solves this "problem".

Or the New Yorker version "youse guys"

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I think if the cave was a closed system you could technically suffocate

But would you care at that point?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Kenny Logins posted:

Unironically saw the title then tried to figure out which Kid in the Hall was which, for a second there.

Guess I must be older than you, because the font immediately said KISS before I even read the word.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Say Nothing posted:

Why do cats do this?


Cats, similar to kids, think if they can't see you, you can't see them. Therefore he is hiding.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Say Nothing posted:

You dropped your beer.


Is this Andre the Giant?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Crazy Catlady Starter Set ?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Hummingbirds posted:

Don't laugh, she has obviously fallen into a black hole up to her boobs. Soon her whole body will be as stretched and elongated as her stomach!

She should have fixed her face instead.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Triskelli posted:

Pallas Cat



Why is this picture so funny this morning?

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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

More legit than Scientology.

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