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Woke up at 7 PM after a day of hard drinking. Thought that I was going to need to walk to the bathroom at some point, but rolled over and found that I'd set up about 10 bottles of water and several pissjugs. The perfect Tuesday-Thursday weekend.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Woke up at 7 PM after a day of hard drinking. Thought that I was going to need to walk to the bathroom at some point, but rolled over and found that I'd set up about 10 bottles of water and several pissjugs. The perfect Tuesday-Thursday weekend. And back to our roots we go.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Woke up at 7 PM after a day of hard drinking. Thought that I was going to need to walk to the bathroom at some point, but rolled over and found that I'd set up about 10 bottles of water and several pissjugs. The perfect Tuesday-Thursday weekend. Len posted:And back to our roots we go. Aw, yeah. Please find a hole in the floor to conveniently dump the pissjugs.
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Nov 19, 2014 23:32
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Guess who went to court today? This Bachelor. She plead out and is going to back to her moms house. So now I am free, and am going to throw a huge party with the apple pie stuff earlier in this thread and lots of fun
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Featured Creature posted:Guess who went to court today? This Bachelor. She plead out and is going to back to her moms house. So now I am free, and am going to throw a huge party with the apple pie stuff earlier in this thread and lots of fun You know you can't say that and not give details. Given the thread, I'm just going to go out on a limb and say drugs.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Woke up at 7 PM after a day of hard drinking. Thought that I was going to need to walk to the bathroom at some point, but rolled over and found that I'd set up about 10 bottles of water and several pissjugs. The perfect Tuesday-Thursday weekend. I love it when Drunk me leaves presents for sober me...but not piss jugs. Drunk me still knows how to use a toilet. Do you label your jugs "piss" so you don't confuse them and drink?
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Nov 20, 2014 19:33
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I don't know if anyone needs this product, but if anyone does it's probably one of us. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/840385497/shotgunr-the-best-way-to-shotgun-beer?ref=nav_search
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Nov 20, 2014 19:42
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You are one weak rear end bachelor if you need a special tool to shotgun a beer.
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Nov 20, 2014 20:39
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If you don't carry a knife at all times (except the airport), I don't know what to tell you. That thing looks about as useless at a dedicated blunt splitter. Bachelor hacks: Don't buy unitaskers, carry a knife.
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:I don't know if anyone needs this product, but if anyone does it's probably one of us. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/840385497/shotgunr-the-best-way-to-shotgun-beer?ref=nav_search I love that they invented something to put on your keychain, when a key works (almost) just as well.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:If you don't carry a knife at all times (except the airport), I don't know what to tell you. That thing looks about as useless at a dedicated blunt splitter. Carry a multi-tool along with a standard folder. Bonus points that the multi-tool has a can opener on it to shotgun beers. It's amazing how many people don't carry a knife/multi-tool yet always ask to borrow mine.
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Nov 20, 2014 22:27
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Yeah my baby Gerber is the poo poo. I need a more durable bottle opener on my keychain though, mine finally wore out. My neighbor showed me how to open a bottle with a seatbelt buckle though, which is, uh, not the least suspicious skill to have.
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Nov 20, 2014 23:50
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JEEVES420 posted:Carry a multi-tool along with a standard folder. Bonus points that the multi-tool has a can opener on it to shotgun beers. I don't worry about carrying a knife or multitool because all my friends carry them. When I need one I go "hey gimme a knife" and I get one from everyone I'm with. When questioned why they carry knives the answer is always "I don't really know. I seldom use it."
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I love it when the goony mallninjas carry multiple different knives, or a 6 inch folding blade knife for cutting tape on boxes at their grocery store job.
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They already make special can openers for shotgunning. My favorite local bar keeps one handy. Also, Hamm's is 1$ a can there.
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I carry a tiny utility knife on my key chain. It's a Mitey Mite, I think. It actually comes in handy all the time. I use it at least once a day for opening packages, cutting things, digging out splinters - whatever a box cutter in miniature is good for.
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:I carry a tiny utility knife on my key chain. It's a Mitey Mite, I think. It actually comes in handy all the time. I use it at least once a day for opening packages, cutting things, digging out splinters - whatever a box cutter in miniature is good for. Opening tiny boxes.
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A tiny blade does just as well as a big one for opening boxes. I'm not doing warehouse work or anything, though.
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:A tiny blade does just as well as a big one for opening boxes. I'm not doing warehouse work or anything, though. But if you have a tiny blade how will people know you mean business?
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Use perspective to make yourself look smaller, and speak in a very high voice. It'll seem like a huge knife and a very small person.
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Tonight I reheated some pasta but realized I didn't have any parmesan. Sliced up a string cheese (I know it's just mozzarella) and it was really good!
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JEEVES420 posted:Carry a multi-tool along with a standard folder. Bonus points that the multi-tool has a can opener on it to shotgun beers. A Leatherman Micra fits on a key ring and can get your rear end out of a lot of jams. You will save the day at least once by having a screwdriver small enough to work on eyeglasses. I use my pocket knife around a dozen times every day, but I also have a really low tolerance for plastic wrappers and stubborn packaging.
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Nov 21, 2014 07:22
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I like to carry at least two knives at all times. A tiny non-threatening knife for people not used to them (it being pink seems to make it seem safe) and a larger blade for other tasks. I live in the deep south where knives are relatively common on people and still there are tons with hang ups about carrying the things. Knives are sweet and make life easier, just embrace it.
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In addition to the tiny multitool, I have a little maglight on my keychain that has made me a hero at a few movie theatres when people drop things. I'm probably gonna ditch it though now that everyone including myself has a flashlight function on their phone.
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TheKingslayer posted:Knives are sweet and make life easier, just embrace it. Embraced knife, lost fingat. 
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:A Leatherman Micra fits on a key ring and can get your rear end out of a lot of jams. You will save the day at least once by having a screwdriver small enough to work on eyeglasses. That's a really handy tool. Thanks, I'll buy one.
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DrBouvenstein posted:You know you can't say that and not give details. Yeah she liked pills. I have a thread in EN about my crazy ex. I wouldn't hit her when she screamed at me to hit her, she cut all of the art in the house, and cut my face open.
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TheKingslayer posted:I like to carry at least two knives at all times. A tiny non-threatening knife for people not used to them (it being pink seems to make it seem safe) and a larger blade for other tasks. I live in the deep south where knives are relatively common on people and still there are tons with hang ups about carrying the things. Knives are sweet and make life easier, just embrace it. Plus knives are like step up from "usefully shaped rock" in the man-made inventions department. Knives are bachelor as gently caress, you can use them for tons of poo poo.
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I had a small little Kershaw folder that was great for utility but I lost it at work about a year ago. Now I've been carrying my Smith and Wesson Bullseye knife, it's a little bigger but is half serrated, so more useful. Between that, a lighter, and a pen, that's my EDC gear.
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I have a midrange Victorinox, which comes in handy almost every day, especially when people at work get packages and start to tear into them with their bare hands like animals. Not having some kind of multi tool, even a $5 keychain one, would be so inconvenient.
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Ensign Expendable posted:I have a midrange Victorinox, which comes in handy almost every day, especially when people at work get packages and start to tear into them with their bare hands like animals. Not having some kind of multi tool, even a $5 keychain one, would be so inconvenient. Rule #1 of keeping a knife sharp is to never let anyone use it. I had someone ask to use my knife when I was working in a stockroom. They started scraping packing tape off a metal shelf with it 
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Pharmaskittle posted:In addition to the tiny multitool, I have a little maglight on my keychain that has made me a hero at a few movie theatres when people drop things. I'm probably gonna ditch it though now that everyone including myself has a flashlight function on their phone. I used to carry a flashlight all the time but since my phones light is just as bright I stopped. canyoneer posted:Rule #1 of keeping a knife sharp is to never let anyone use it. I had a roommate use one of my $60 wood chisel to scrape engine gunk off his car's engine. hosed that chisel all up.
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I have a Gerber Obsidian that I bought because it met the following requirements: Folder Pocket/Belt Clip Bottle Opener It also has a screwdriver and nail file.
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I have a little Wenger aluminium-clad pocket knife in my bag, though it's technically illegal to carry knives in public places here. There's an exception for "honest uses" I could probably use to talk my way out of it if anyone ever cared, but I doubt it'll come up. (I think it's mostly there so they can add more charges when someone does something stupid.) Oh, and a victorinox swisstool lying around at work, though that's a bit too heavy and large to casually stuff in a pocket. Pliers are habit forming. Both are quite useful, even in my IT nerd life. (We get a lot of stuff from reagent suppliers with overzealous packagers.) Computer viking has a new favorite as of 19:51 on Nov 21, 2014 |
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I have a Leatherman Style PS on my keychain. It suits my needs.
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I've carried a knife with me all the time ever since I was about 13. They come in ridiculously helpful. Currently I carry a couple of different Benchmades that I switch out depending on what I want to carry. I have a Swiss Army knife that I take places where I'm unsure of blade limit laws. Oh, and never let anyone use your knife. Learned that the hard way when my buddy's dad used mine as a screwdriver once.
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10 Beers posted:Learned that the hard way when my buddy's dad used mine as a screwdriver once. I carried the same Gerber LST for 16 years. It was a gift from my uncle for being a groomsman. I let a co-worker borrow it when we changed offices and I never saw it again. Dammit.
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Spending a weekend with my friends up at my grandparents' cabin and we forgot to bring a beer opener so we've been exploring alternate ways of opening beer. So far, shovels and nail pullers seem to work the best
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M.Ciaster posted:Spending a weekend with my friends up at my grandparents' cabin and we forgot to bring a beer opener so we've been exploring alternate ways of opening beer. Find a metal edge and whack it off. Or use a lighter like a pro!
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