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magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?












DUCK YEAH!!!

magic pantaloons has a new favorite as of 11:01 on Oct 22, 2013

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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Little Iron Mans! Iron Men? Iron Mans.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasSJ0-pHzA

Kitty gets scared by windshield wipers on a car

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
I thought that baby was checking his phone for a second.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Admiral Bosch posted:

I thought that baby was checking his phone for a second.

Baby phone time is very serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ64R0KKssc

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

gschmidl posted:

Newark mayor Cory Booker, who refused to officiate any weddings until marriage equality was passed, has now officiated his first wedding shortly after midnight on the day it became legal in New Jersey.

I can't tell who's more excited, him or the couple.

Cory Booker is a magical man.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

davidspackage posted:

Cory Booker is a magical man.

I kinda hope he runs for president in 2016 and wins purely so racists can lose to a black man for the third time in a row.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Forgall posted:

is that a pet fox?

Either that or it's at a rescue or shelter.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


SpazmasterX posted:

Either that or it's at a rescue or shelter.

Might be one of these guys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox

And because it's this thread here's what they look like as pups.

ConfusedPig
Mar 27, 2013


magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

HopperUK posted:

Little Iron Mans! Iron Men? Iron Mans.



I can see some Iron Ladies in there as well, the good kinds.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55uTKPVeG-8

dogs yo, :3:

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000



Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Hahaha I love how he kind of yells at the black lab.

"Get out of the way! My human needs me!"

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


See, this is why dogs should be given rights. That little pooch had all the best intentions.

AtmaHorizon
Apr 3, 2012

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

What is this animal and why is it so mad? Is it a gopher?

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
ALAN!

You know what makes me happy? This time of year.






Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A student who has been failing maths for years tells his father that he finally got a passing grade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls9Cg8iaq1s

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A student who has been failing maths for years tells his father that he finally got a passing grade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls9Cg8iaq1s

Holy poo poo, that's awesome. Happiest and proudest dad ever.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

HopperUK posted:

What is this animal and why is it so mad? Is it a gopher?

Canis pratum
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie_dog



Content: foxes are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3bK_zFGoc

CatStacking
Jan 9, 2010

~A Purely Preposterous Pussy~

Taeke posted:

Holy poo poo, that's awesome. Happiest and proudest dad ever.

"You're set for life now. You're set for life."

Holy poo poo, my heart, right now. :kimchi:

AtmaHorizon
Apr 3, 2012

HopperUK posted:

What is this animal and why is it so mad? Is it a gopher?

It's a groundhog and its whistling.

Meerkats also are funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okeEimF3kYM

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A student who has been failing maths for years tells his father that he finally got a passing grade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls9Cg8iaq1s
As a teacher's ed. student, these are the kind of moments that makes the job worth doing. :yayclod:

Iunnrais
Jul 25, 2007

It's gaelic.
This got me really misty eyed.

quote:

They played the oddest game in high school football history last month down in Grapevine, Texas.

It was Grapevine Faith vs. Gainesville State School and everything about it was upside down. For instance, when Gainesville came out to take the field, the Faith fans made a 40-yard spirit line for them to run through.

Did you hear that? The other team's fans?

They even made a banner for players to crash through at the end. It said, "Go Tornadoes!" Which is also weird, because Faith is the Lions.

It was rivers running uphill and cats petting dogs. More than 200 Faith fans sat on the Gainesville side and kept cheering the Gainesville players on—by name.

"I never in my life thought I'd hear people cheering for us to hit their kids," recalls Gainesville's QB and middle linebacker, Isaiah. "I wouldn't expect another parent to tell somebody to hit their kids. But they wanted us to!"

And even though Faith walloped them 33-14, the Gainesville kids were so happy that after the game they gave head coach Mark Williams a sideline squirt-bottle shower like he'd just won state. Gotta be the first Gatorade bath in history for an 0-9 coach.

But then you saw the 12 uniformed officers escorting the 14 Gainesville players off the field and two and two started to make four. They lined the players up in groups of five—handcuffs ready in their back pockets—and marched them to the team bus. That's because Gainesville is a maximum-security correctional facility 75 miles north of Dallas. Every game it plays is on the road.

This all started when Faith's head coach, Kris Hogan, wanted to do something kind for the Gainesville team. Faith had never played Gainesville, but he already knew the score. After all, Faith was 7-2 going into the game, Gainesville 0-8 with 2 TDs all year. Faith has 70 kids, 11 coaches, the latest equipment and involved parents. Gainesville has a lot of kids with convictions for drugs, assault and robbery—many of whose families had disowned them—wearing seven-year-old shoulder pads and ancient helmets.

So Hogan had this idea. What if half of our fans—for one night only—cheered for the other team? He sent out an email asking the Faithful to do just that. "Here's the message I want you to send:" Hogan wrote. "You are just as valuable as any other person on planet Earth."

Some people were naturally confused. One Faith player walked into Hogan's office and asked, "Coach, why are we doing this?"

And Hogan said, "Imagine if you didn't have a home life. Imagine if everybody had pretty much given up on you. Now imagine what it would mean for hundreds of people to suddenly believe in you."

Next thing you know, the Gainesville Tornadoes were turning around on their bench to see something they never had before. Hundreds of fans. And actual cheerleaders!

"I thought maybe they were confused," said Alex, a Gainesville lineman (only first names are released by the prison). "They started yelling 'DEE-fense!' when their team had the ball. I said, 'What? Why they cheerin' for us?'"

It was a strange experience for boys who most people cross the street to avoid. "We can tell people are a little afraid of us when we come to the games," says Gerald, a lineman who will wind up doing more than three years. "You can see it in their eyes. They're lookin' at us like we're criminals. But these people, they were yellin' for us! By our names!"

Maybe it figures that Gainesville played better than it had all season, scoring the game's last two touchdowns. Of course, this might be because Hogan put his third-string nose guard at safety and his third-string cornerback at defensive end. Still.

After the game, both teams gathered in the middle of the field to pray and that's when Isaiah surprised everybody by asking to lead. "We had no idea what the kid was going to say," remembers Coach Hogan. But Isaiah said this: "Lord, I don't know how this happened, so I don't know how to say thank You, but I never would've known there was so many people in the world that cared about us."

And it was a good thing everybody's heads were bowed because they might've seen Hogan wiping away tears.

As the Tornadoes walked back to their bus under guard, they each were handed a bag for the ride home—a burger, some fries, a soda, some candy, a Bible and an encouraging letter from a Faith player.

The Gainesville coach saw Hogan, grabbed him hard by the shoulders and said, "You'll never know what your people did for these kids tonight. You'll never, ever know."

And as the bus pulled away, all the Gainesville players crammed to one side and pressed their hands to the window, staring at these people they'd never met before, watching their waves and smiles disappearing into the night.

Anyway, with the economy six feet under and Christmas running on about three and a half reindeer, it's nice to know that one of the best presents you can give is still absolutely free.

Hope.

Source

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Iunnrais posted:

quote:

The Gainesville coach saw Hogan, grabbed him hard by the shoulders and said, "You'll never know what your people did for these kids tonight. You'll never, ever know."

Bam, that got me. Misty eyed as well.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




This might be a bit esoteric, but I remembered that this exists.

It's a collection of tweets made by tokusatsu heroes (think Masked Rider or Power Rangers) after the Tohoku earthquake in 2011. It's nothing mind-blowing in terms of writing, but it's nice to think how a simple thing like some kind words from a kid's hero can be a great light in bad times. The 4chan threads linked also include some nice pieces of heroes helping out if you can tune out the 4chan stuff.

I'm not really sure I have a point to make. I just like this sort of thing. Anything that helps kids feel better, especially during a disaster, just makes me smile.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Have a baby pygmy possum.



Let's throw in a baby leadbeater's possum while we're at it.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!











"Hide and seek."

particle409 has a new favorite as of 07:04 on Oct 26, 2013

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

particle409 posted:

"Hide and seek."

:3:
I wish somebody would be that excited to see me. Not that I'd be hiding under anyone's bed, per se.

AtmaHorizon
Apr 3, 2012

bpower
Feb 19, 2011

Drifter posted:

:3:
I wish somebody would be that excited to see me. Not that I'd be hiding under anyone's bed, per se.

Its even sweeter when you think the dog it just humoring the person as you would an infant. With the dogs sense of smell the hider might as well be standing in the middle of the room with their eyes closed.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

bpower posted:

Its even sweeter when you think the dog it just humoring the person as you would an infant. With the dogs sense of smell the hider might as well be standing in the middle of the room with their eyes closed.

I don't know dude, both of my dogs are pretty dumb and have no sense of smell.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

"What are you pointing at me? Is it food?"


a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


Imagine four ducklings on the edge of a cliff...

Pucklynn
Sep 8, 2010

chop chop chop

Iunnrais posted:

This got me really misty eyed.


Source

I may or may not have cried. I'm not telling.

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

Iunnrais posted:

This got me really misty eyed.


Source

I spent quite a few years working with troubled kids in my previous career, and...yeah...drat, it's dusty in here.
Fantastic story. :)

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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Babies! :syoon:

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