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ten_twentyfour
Jan 24, 2008

That picture looks like he's taken a hard look at his tattoos for the first time and is internally saying "I've made a huge mistake."

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Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

uwaeve posted:

More big cats.


Even though the joke is about prices, I prefer to think it's more like a game of redneck telephone.

At the point you get the $100 tattoo, the only way to recover from it is to just cover your arm in distorted, Dali-esque artwork. Or you could chop your arm off.

Namenlos
Oct 20, 2010
Nicely done, however...



And surprisingly this one is on a chick.

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

At the point you get the $100 tattoo, the only way to recover from it is to just cover your arm in distorted, Dali-esque artwork. Or you could chop your arm off.

Or you could go with the XTREME BMEZINE approach and flay yourself down to a creepy non-functional skeleton arm. I wonder if anybody's done that...

Sylvyfish
Feb 16, 2012

We can't get hung up on real world morality.

Namenlos posted:

Nicely done, however...



Not sure why this one is posted here. It's better both in execution and content than a lot of the stuff I see in the normal tattoo thread.

Namenlos
Oct 20, 2010

Sylvyfish posted:

Not sure why this one is posted here. It's better both in execution and content than a lot of the stuff I see in the normal tattoo thread.

So we've decided it's ok to get something sexually explicit (and borderline furry) tattooed on our forearms now?

Sylvyfish
Feb 16, 2012

We can't get hung up on real world morality.

Namenlos posted:

So we've decided it's ok to get something sexually explicit (and borderline furry) tattooed on our forearms now?

It's Felicia from Darkstalkers. Looks more like his leg to me, but legs and arms are both easily covered. I'll take a Darkstalkers character over some tongue-in-cheek internet meme tattoo.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Nah, looks more like a lazer removal process. See how only one color of ink is bubbling and not the entire tattoo? Only the centers of the star? Also, no general redness or colored streaks leading towards the heart. It's the removal process and it loving sucks. For something like that, especially since it's green, you're better off doing it the old fashioned way.

You can't mention the old fashioned way without a video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSBKQueFH4

Tshirt Ninja
Jan 1, 2010

I think this woman has trichotillomania/alopecia/is a cancer patient, because it looks like she also has no eyelashes and might be wearing a wig? :(

Harriet Carker
Jun 2, 2009

uwaeve posted:

More big cats.


Even though the joke is about prices, I prefer to think it's more like a game of redneck telephone.

If I was covered in ink already and had a small spot open somewhere inconspicuous, I'd get a replica of that $10 tattoo. It makes me laugh every time I see it.

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.
It looks like one of those old paintings where the artist clearly has never seen a lion in his life.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Sylvyfish posted:

Not sure why this one is posted here. It's better both in execution and content than a lot of the stuff I see in the normal tattoo thread.

Because this is the tasteless not the terrible tattoo thread and no matter how well done the tattoo is, it's still a semi-naked computer game character, which would qualify as tasteless in a lot of people's books.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Goodenough posted:

It looks like one of those old paintings where the artist clearly has never seen a lion in his life.



Do taxidermists count as artists?

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Sylvyfish posted:

It's Felicia from Darkstalkers. Looks more like his leg to me, but legs and arms are both easily covered. I'll take a Darkstalkers character over some tongue-in-cheek internet meme tattoo.

Sexualised semi-nude cartoon catgirls are tasteful if they are from a videogame.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Tshirt Ninja posted:

I think this woman has trichotillomania/alopecia/is a cancer patient, because it looks like she also has no eyelashes and might be wearing a wig? :(

I think she does have eyelashes, they're just fine and not curled/mascara-coated, and thin/light colored on the bottom. My lashes are the same way when I'm not wearing eye makeup.

It's also getting popular among women who consistently shape their eyebrows at home to get tattoos on their brows in whatever shape they prefer, so they have a 'pattern' to follow. Unless her eyebrows come in thick as caterpillars and jet black, though, I hope that's not what she's doing. I don't think her hair is it's natural color in that picture, so maybe, hopefully it's naturally black.

nas1234567890
Sep 18, 2011

Sylvyfish posted:

Not sure why this one is posted here. It's better both in execution and content than a lot of the stuff I see in the normal tattoo thread.

I'll admit it does look very nice, but I feel it's more about you wouldn't want to have a borderline pornographic image permanently on your skin for everyone to see in public and at work, even if it was tastefully and artfully done. Its just kind of awkward and a lot of people you'd see in public and at work wouldn't appreciate it for its artfulness, as depressing as that might be. This tattoo is obviously on the arm so it would be kind of hard to avoid having it seen in the summer months.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier


Quote is from 2009, but...

quote:

BillyTheBillboard is ready to advertise for your company or website. I am having a sale on advertising right now.

Get a 6'' by 1'' tattoo advertisement on my Chest for $ 3,000.00 Thats a lifetime advertisement. The price of getting the tattoo is included in that.

Get a 4'' by 1'' tattoo advertisement on my chest for $2,200.00.

Get a 6'' by 1'' tattoo advertisement on my arm for $3,000.00

Get a 6'' by 1'' tattoo advertisement on the back of my head for $12,000
Get a 6'' by 1'' tattoo advertisement on my forehead for $20,000
Get a tattoo on my cheek for $15,000
If you are interested in tattoo advertising on me feel free to contact me anytime. Lets work something out. I currently have 6 tattoo advertisement on my body with 1 that will be done very soon. I am looking for more companies to advertise on me. Let me be your company or websites billboard.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

He's the one who's trying to get people to donate to get the tattoos removed, right? Lifetime advertisement, indeed.

Sylvyfish
Feb 16, 2012

We can't get hung up on real world morality.

Corridor posted:

Sexualised semi-nude cartoon catgirls are tasteful if they are from a videogame.

Alright, I get it, you guys don't like it. Just saying if we're talking tasteless, I see plenty worse all the time in the regular tattoo thread and most people love those.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")
I'd love some examples of tattoos more tasteless than "Sexualised semi-nude cartoon catgirls [...] from a videogame" that are posted in the tattoo megathread and have received anything more than disdain and mocking.

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

Sylvyfish posted:

Alright, I get it, you guys don't like it. Just saying if we're talking tasteless, I see plenty worse all the time in the regular tattoo thread and most people love those.

It's yours, isn't it?

That's your tattoo...

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

Sylvyfish posted:

Alright, I get it, you guys don't like it. Just saying if we're talking tasteless, I see plenty worse all the time in the regular tattoo thread and most people love those.

You clearly don't get it. Please post some examples of these tasteless tattoos you are talking about. Since they are posted 'all the time it' shouldn't be too hard to find some. I can't wait to see all these goon tattoos that are worse than an almost naked furry video game character.

Miss Kalle
Jan 4, 2013

This avatar is lacking a certain something, don't you think? IT'S MISSING YOUR SCREAMS, TRANSFER STUDENT!
It came from Facebook!



I actually knew this girl somewhat and she's a pretty okay person, but... :stare: I guess I should be happy she didn't add Raoul Duke to that disembodied mess.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

The tattoos seem away of their predicament and are not happy with it.

bpc908
Jan 27, 2013

Kacho of My own little gaming world
surprised this wasn't posted

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


bpc908 posted:

surprised this wasn't posted


I believe he got that removed after Romney's "gifts" comment.

nerdpony
May 1, 2007

Apparently I was supposed to put something here.
Fun Shoe

apsouthern posted:



Quote is from 2009, but...

Man, those rates are really low for what he's doing, I think... I'd want more than that to have a logo tattooed on me forever.

NewtGoongrich
Jan 21, 2012
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

I can't believe the "Number One Asian Big Boob Queen" paid 20k to get her website tattooed on his head.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Another Facebook one

Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009
How cool is this?

Ron Burgundy
Dec 24, 2005
This burrito is delicious, but it is filling.

DoHimJob posted:

"inside" joke. He posted a picture of himself shaving some dude that said I'M loving DISCUSTED or something like that.

You can find all your TEDDY BOY GREG info here: http://www.theb9.com/thread/877200/american-teddy-boy-depreciation-mystification-thread-posted-on-theB9-board/1

Oh my god, thank you for posting this.

I feel like I know more about TBGTEB and teds in general now than I know about myself.

Epic read.

Proud to be a ted.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous



:allears: Craigslist

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

I imagine it's supposed to be a dude "french inhaling" but it just looks like a stoned chief eating his own snot.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007


Looks like she made the wrong choice.

:fap:

Actually, this one kinda owns.


I call it 'tribal cat' making GBS threads a triforce in a flowerpatch

:smugdog:


Webcomic tattoos are a thing now, I guess. Alright, who's gonna be the first to get a Tails Gets Trolled tat?

All of these are from the tattoos subreddit, by the way.

bowser has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Mar 23, 2013

broken pixel
Dec 16, 2011



Keeping with the theme of tribal-ish tattoos, I bring another chapter from "It Came From Facebook." At first, I wasn't sure about this one, but the more I look at it the more I laugh.

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
Sleepy dragon thinks your eyeball tastes good.

She turns west, towards the setting sun. Slurp slurp.

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



bowser posted:


Actually, this one kinda owns.

This is loving awesome.

broken pixel posted:

Keeping with the theme of tribal-ish tattoos, I bring another chapter from "It Came From Facebook." At first, I wasn't sure about this one, but the more I look at it the more I laugh.



This reminds me of when a person who draws anime looks too much into the styling rather than the actual elements of a person's face, so they will over-emphasize the stylization of things to the point of ridiculousness. I rather like this, though... But then again I'm partial to Sailor Jerry and old-school.

Jisae has a new favorite as of 02:04 on Mar 24, 2013

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

Fabulist posted:

This is from the album of gross :nms: poo poo on the last page, so.. :nms: What is happening here? Is that white ink doing.. something?

I yelped in horror so loud at this that one of my roommates yelled up the stairs to make sure I was okay.

Arschlochkind
Mar 29, 2010

:stare:

Sosiz posted:

How cool is this?


It would be the ultimate Pogs tattoo if only it had POISON included somewhere in the design.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It would also need "OJ in the Slammer" and a yin yang to be the ultimate POG tattoo.

As it stands, I'd totally wager that poo poo against a saw blade slammer.

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